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Political Commissar Jin: Americans say that China is obviously an elephant, why is it pretending to be a rabbit?

Political Commissar Jin: Americans say that China is obviously an elephant, so why pretend to be a rabbit?

Sun Tzu’s Art of War: If you can, show that you can’t; use it, but show that you don’t use it.

1. Kill the first bird with a gun. The original attack on the World Trade Center in the United States does not mean that the United States was not trying to show off.

2. In addition, it is not the time for China to do so. It’s best to focus on developing yourself. Why is Bruce Lee the pride of the Chinese people? He is obviously an American.

He is Chinese. Just born in the United States, he first became famous in the United States. But his famous movie was filmed in Hong Kong.

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Follow-up question: It should be to promote Bruce Lee's personal fighting art to the world, and his action movies will make foreigners mistakenly think that Chinese people are very warlike, isn't it? ? Answer: But it also shows that Chinese people are not so easy to bully. Question: It probably shows that there is a person in China who is not easy to bully, because the fact is that most people were bullied at the time, but when filming The Green Hornet, he played a Japanese Man, this... Answer: Well, no matter what, he brought Chinese Kung Fu to the world. Question: Let Jeet Kune Do go to the world. Jeet Kune Do incorporates many fighting techniques, not just Chinese Kung Fu. I think it is just because he has a yellow face that some people in China mistake him for being Chinese. Answer: That's not the case. He has made contributions to China. Why do you hate him so much? Follow-up question: Doesn't he make greater contributions to the United States? I hate Chinese Americans. At least they should be able to get dual citizenship. Also, if you look at the current celebrities, they are all foreigners. Answer: I hate them too. Like Yao Ming's daughter. . But if I was given such a chance, I would also choose the United States. China *** is really corrupt. Question: Forget it, you have the most comments, so I will use yours, but he is not Chinese, and his performance is not just China. Kung Fu, his son Brandon Lee doesn't like others to associate him with his father and other Chinese people. There are many reasons that I won't go into. I don't understand why Chinese people insist on thinking that he is the pride of the Chinese people. The United States is obviously a mainland country, why does it focus on the navy?

Because the United States borders the sea to the east and west, and its allies in the north are weak in the south. The entire national defense depends on the navy, and the army is the one who is messing around. Is Jeremy Lin Chinese? He is obviously an American. Man, why is the Chinese media pursuing him so much?

The Chinese (referring to the China of 5,000 years ago) are related to the Chinese Communist Party and Inter Milan. This China is not that China. Americans think that China's Ming Dynasty was the most powerful. Why?

Because during the Ming Dynasty, overseas trade was very effective in fighting aggression, so they think so. Japan is obviously a small country, why do some people in the country still call it a big country?

It’s just that we have raised small Japan too high. Japan is originally a small country, and to say that it is a big country is to say that it has inferiority complex. The United States and Russia have always been I have never admitted that Japan is a big country. Instead, I have said many times that Japan is just a small country and cannot compete with big countries. It is obviously 40,000 miles away. Why do Chinese lyrics say 8,000 miles away?

Zhang Yan student, current student at Henan University of Science and Technology Student at Henan University of Science and Technology

2015-08-27 23:31

It is a literary technique in Chinese literature - approximation, another example is that three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu.

"Eight thousand miles of mountains and rivers are like a song" are the lyrics in "The Chinese", sung by Andy Lau.

"Chinese" was written by Li Anxiu, composed by Chen Yaochuan, arranged by Tu Huiyuan and Jiang Gangsheng, and sung by Andy Lau. It was included in Andy Lau's album "Love is So Magical" in 1997. It is also one of Andy Lau's representative songs.

"Chinese" was created in 1997 and was sung by Andy Lau to celebrate the return of Hong Kong.

In 1997, Hong Kong returned to China. Since then, Hong Kong has ended a century of wandering, and Hong Kong people have also ended their life without a root. The whole country is celebrating it, which is their expectation and blessing for the future of Hong Kong, as well as their expectation and hope for the reunification of the Chinese nation. At this highly anticipated moment, Andy Lau's song "Chinese" can be said to have come at just the right time, as it echoes the saying: "There is no best, only the most suitable." At this special moment and such a special historical node, the song "Chinese" has brought the hearts of hundreds of millions of Chinese people closer and condensed the national blood of five thousand years.

The professionalism of this answer is certified by Pei Linfeng, a cultural and art classification expert.

Reprinted: Why are Americans afraid of rabbits?

Because rabbits can play, unlike furry bears. A single-minded person can easily be led away.

And it was indeed quite uncomfortable to be beaten by the rabbit before. At that time, the rabbit's logistics and armament were not on the same world line as him. As a result, although the rabbit couldn't beat him, he couldn't beat him even if he was beaten. , what if we were on the same world line as him?

The United States is not afraid of rabbits, but is afraid of rabbits crawling up. In fact, it is not just afraid of rabbits crawling up. It is afraid of anyone who crawls up, and will suppress them. It’s just that rabbits are bigger, especially those who play politics. It's just more difficult to deal with people who talk about big things face to face and are sneaky.