Are there any good mobile text messages? About the New Year's Day.

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and became a tea egg; an egg went to swim in the Songhua River and became a preserved egg; an egg ran to Shandong and became a Lu (braised) egg; an egg The egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; an egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground and turned into a missile; an egg ran into someone's yard and turned into an atomic bomb; an egg ran away To the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, it turned into a hydrogen bomb; An egg got sick and turned into a bad guy; An egg got married and turned into a bastard; An egg ran to swim in the river and turned into a nuclear bomb; An egg ran into the flowers An egg is riding a horse, holding a knife, and it turns out to be a knife horse dan; An egg is rolling around, getting rounder and rounder, and it turns into a round egg - Happy New Year's Day!