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Idioms of newcomers in the workplace?
Please Line Up
There was a time when I particularly hated queuing. I felt that time was wasted and I was very unhappy. But then I thought about it, mainly because of my problem: generally speaking, the poorer people are, the more time they wait in line in their lives.
Observe and evaluate the suitability of future spouse or son.
On a blind date with a sister arranged by a colleague, I suddenly got up before the food was served: "I feel bored, shall I go first?" Then he left.
I had to endure tears and eat all the dishes for both of them, because I vomited after eating too much.
mistake
Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you get up at night and trip over it in the dark, it will only think that you get up and kick its head.
be picky
When I was shopping, I saw two people quarreling, and the louder the quarrel, the more fierce it became.
I guess they will fight, and there are melon seeds in their pockets, so they eat and watch.
Then they hit me together.
choose
A is the face value of the goddess. Regardless of temperament and figure, she is one in a hundred, but she is a little cold and taciturn, and often doesn't know what she is thinking. B is a lovely girl, good-looking, cheerful, and likes to reply messages every second, always looking for topics. You will feel relaxed with her. Then ask: What do they have to do with you? You've been here for a long time.
think
I used to think that being addicted to the Internet affected my efforts and progress, and I struggled in the abyss of being disconnected from the Internet and retreating from Weibo.
Now re-examine my life, it is obvious that vulgar and false efforts in the eyes of the secular have affected my mood of surfing the Internet!
After correcting my thoughts, I suddenly became enlightened. I learned about the world through Weibo, exercised my brain by playing games, and cultivated my body and mind by watching videos. My life has a bright future!
society
My cousin who went to college told me that she couldn't stand boys like Little White Rabbit, and thought everyone was good people, with a * * *. Every time I see such a boy, she wants to sleep with him, making him realize that society is sinister and people are unpredictable.
cheat
On the way home from school, she suddenly said, "Mom, I want to eat three ice creams today!" " "
Me: "children can't eat that much, they can only eat one!" " "
She: "Good!"
I was lost in thought when I watched my daughter eating ice cream happily.
Have a crush on sb
I like a boy on the high school basketball team. Once, after he played basketball, I handed him water, which was 20 centimeters higher than me. I looked up and saw him sweating and panting. At that moment, I thought he was like an orangutan, and then this secret love came to an abrupt end.
like
There are thirteen girls in my middle school class, including me. A playboy boy in the class likes all the twelve girls, and it's almost his turn to like me. He transferred to another school.
Buy salt
There was no salt at home, so I gave my son five yuan and said, "Go to the newly opened shop downstairs and see if there is any salt."
Then he left happily with the money. After a while, he came back with a few packets of spicy strips in his hand and said while eating, "Dad, there is salt in the shop."
life
Life is like a play, you are your own director.
Of course, your boss is a producer, your parents are screenwriters, and your target is big names. Anyone can guide you.
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1, self-confidence is more important than ability, knowledge is more important than wealth, honesty is more important than diligence, tolerance is more important than forgiveness, process is more important than result, reunion is more important than missing, in fact, sending you a letter is the most important thing! Good luck on your first day at work.
2. Grab a handful of "peace", cover it on the way to work, send a "happiness", lock a smiling face, and take a box of "sweetness" to encapsulate holiday memories. I wish you make persistent efforts at a new starting point and create greater glories! Blessing SMS
3. The most important thing in the workplace: hard work; The two most important words: I can; The most important three treasures: self-confidence, honesty and smile; The four most important sentences: hello, excuse me, thank you, no problem. I wish you a smooth first day at work and a happy work!
I know you are working hard, send my blessing. I know you are tired from work, send me comfort; I hope my blessing can drive away your hard work and my comfort can eliminate your fatigue; I sincerely wish you happy every day!
5. Open your sleepy eyes, it's time to go to work, swallow breakfast at random, rush to the bus line, sign fingerprints in a hurry, relieve tension, check friends' news and send warm wishes. I wish you work on time!
As soon as the alarm sounded in the morning, the battle began. After breakfast, I hurried all the way to the bus stop. Get off the bus and go straight to work. Punching in counts as customs clearance. Hard work every day, a tired return trip. Office workers, don't recite when you are tired!
7. It's working day again. Blessing to you: adjust your mood and discard all your troubles; When the temperature rises, don't forget to exercise; No matter how busy the work is, the happiness will last. Bless you by SMS: May you be happy after work!
8. Use happiness to add * *, use happiness to add courage, use happiness to mobilize persistence, use happiness to copy perseverance, use love to chase dreams, and use laughter to keep * * *; I wish you come back from your holiday, work smoothly and better, and everything goes smoothly!
9. A short message took away my deep concern; A greeting brings the joy of going to work after the new year. No matter when and where, your happiness will always be my greatest wish. I sincerely wish you all the best and a happy job.
10, the long farewell holiday, distracted eyes, half-hearted, unstable roads, all internal organs, and the ups and downs are close, replaced by "fear of going to work syndrome." Solution: communicate with the boss more, solve problems for colleagues, get quick results and not recur. I wish you a happy return to work!
1 1, with heavy work pressure and fatigue, go home to relax, nourish your stomach, eat lightly, enjoy the sweetness of life, rest early and be healthy, and dream of meeting you. I wish you good health, all the best and a happy mood.
12, information laughs, workplace survival is true: work should be continuously improved, word of mouth should be well-known, words and deeds should be cautious, people should be enthusiastic, will be firm, determination and belief should be persistent, and I wish success in my career!
13. On the first day of work in the new year, a little message collected every wish in my heart: a cordial greeting, representing caring and missing, containing blessings and encouragement; Every new year's wish depicts every detail and expectation in my heart, and I have placed deep and infinite care on it! I wish my friends a new year: my career is just noon, my body is as strong as a tiger, my money is countless, my work is not hard, my leisure is like a mouse, and my romance is like joy. You are the richest in the Year of Rabbit, and happiness belongs to you. New year, new atmosphere, I wish you a good beginning! !
14, the new year has come, I wish my friends in the new year: the career is in full swing, the mood is sunny, the salary is upside down, the future scenery is infinite, love is still romantic, and the game is happy. Happy spring festival! Good luck! Good luck!
15, a new day, a new beginning! Get ready for a good start! But the road ahead is bumpy, which requires your personal efforts and struggles! Don't be afraid of any difficulties, because you are the best!
16, a new beginning, a new sunrise, a better life is about to set sail; Facing the sunshine and smelling the flowers, my good mood has been moving forward. Work has started, work has started, come on, a better life is waiting for you to start.
17, new job, new departure, new journey. Leave the ivory tower on campus and step into the workplace. On my first day at work, I worked hard with a humble attitude and a happy mood.
18, I can't stop the sun from setting, I can't stop the stars from dying, and I can't stop the waning moon, but my sincere wishes can last forever. I wish you health, happiness, happiness and happiness in the new year!
19, warm sunshine illuminates your future, lovely birds play welcome music for you, and a great future is waiting for you to realize. Tomorrow is your first day at work. I wish you success in your work and happiness every day.
20. I heard that you will go to work tomorrow. I purposely put confidence in your pocket, persistent enterprising spirit in your backpack, tenacious perseverance in your heart and best wishes to you. I wish you a smooth and better job.
2 1, going to work is like eating in a restaurant: getting started = entering a restaurant; Exploration period = next menu; Struggle = waiting for serving; Question = vegetable night; Wage increase = rice is coming; Pay cut = food is sold out! I wish you a happy work and a satisfactory meal!
22. Blow the assembly number at work, and friends bless the report. Happy bullets swept densely, and happy atoms were alive and kicking. Auspicious three treasures come to the door to find, and Ruyi helps count the money. Happiness building has a solid foundation, and the health express will never break down!
23, cool breeze and stars, good wine and good friends, Chun Qing rippling, warm wishes: Happy Spring Festival, happy holidays; Happy family! All the best. I wish husband and wife kindness, love home and beauty. Wish life: very happy, all kinds of contentment, all the best.
You are smart and capable, and you are going to work today. Keep a cheerful mood, raise the sail of self-confidence, bump into a bucket of happiness, and meet the diligence of every day. Take a perseverance train and drive yourself into a successful station.
25, your sweet and gentle smile is the most confident, your fresh and natural dress is the most comfortable, your generous and simple dress is the most decent, your positive attitude is the most shining, and your diligent and humble style is the most beautiful, so the first day of work must be, hee hee, no problem.
26, you are the best, and your work performance is rising every day; You are the strongest, the most beautiful and the smartest; You are the loveliest, the most touching and the most elegant, not only for your appearance, but also for everyone. First day at work, have a nice day at work.
27. Your job is like "football"-strive for the first place. Your good luck is like shooting-your body is like wrestling-majestic and powerful, and my blessing message is more like swimming-splashing on you.
28. Dreams can activate life, explode anger and hope, expand thinking and promote creativity. We should embrace our dreams and strive to realize them in the dreamy years. Dreams are the driving force of struggle and the premise of realizing dreams.
29. Happiness lowers the temperature and calmly improves the posture; Carnival ended and the struggle began; The atmosphere disappeared, the busyness returned to normal, and I devoted myself wholeheartedly, hoping to continue my glory!
30. After a hearty meal, I came to work again; Dazed and dizzy, wandering thousands of miles away; Not busy at work, nervous; Just want to relax and let yourself fly; Fine, no fine, don't want to remember. I wish you all the best, adjust your state and keep working hard!
3 1. If you know your detailed destination and take the first step towards it, you are on the road to success! You will reach the peak of success by taking small steps instead of striding over obstacles. I wish you success in your work and career!
32. When we return to our posts after the holidays, we still have to work hard. In the new year, we must have new goals and achieve new heights; With a good attitude in the new year, our career will reach a new height. I wish my friends a new state and a new height in the new year!
33. The work is over. It's time to get off work. The mobile phone rang, the short message was opened, the friend missed it, the blessing was received, the mood was relaxed, the troubles disappeared, the happiness came, the sadness escaped, the good luck surrounded, and the happiness embraced!
34, listen more and see more, multi-channel eye view; Learn more, study hard; Think more and ask more questions, focusing on practice; Do more and do more, all in actual combat. May you shine brilliantly on your first day at work and take your unique skills with you. Good luck in your work, and your salary is always rising!
35. What are you waiting for after work? Are you waiting for a raise? What are you waiting for after work? Are you waiting for a box lunch? What are you waiting for after work? Are you waiting for Audi? What are you waiting for after work? Are you waiting for my blessing? I sincerely wish you get off work on time every day and get a raise every month!
36. On your first day at work, I wish you adapt to the new environment as soon as possible. I hope you can master your new job well. I hope you can make friends with strange faces as soon as possible. Come on, I believe you are the best.
37. The earth is round, so is my blessing. I turned my original wish into my original New Year greeting! I wish you: love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. Happy New Year!
38. Bring confidence and happiness, and feel comfortable on the first day of work; It is better to stay happy, avoid troubles and go to work happily. On your first day at work, I wish you a happy mood, smooth work and warm relationship with your colleagues.
39. Open the closed curtains and breathe fresh air; Open the copy drawer, and the day's work will be opened; Turn on the computer at work, and the happy mood will be anchored; Open a friend's short message and sincerely wish you warmth. Wish: Happy work!
40. Being sleepy in the Spring and Autumn Period is really tiring. I just want to doze off at work, soak in a cup of jasmine, relieve fatigue, don't get upset when something happens, walk and talk, and wish you all the best!
4 1, Spring Festival is a big drama, laughter is the host, happiness is the program, curtain call is a kind of helplessness, and returning to work is a kind of sadness. The holiday has passed, please be sorry for your loss, and re-engage in the fiery work, forge ahead, forge ahead! Words of blessing
42. Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year; Good health and happy family; Congratulations on making a fortune, rich in financial resources; Progress in the New Year and smooth work; Love is sweet and auspicious; Extending in all directions, good luck gathers; Brilliant career and prosperous fortune; Good work! The career is in full swing! Everything is smooth sailing! Everything is done at once.
43. When you come back from the Spring Festival holiday, I wish you: happy heart, warm heart, reunion heart, sweet heart, beautiful heart, smooth heart, * * * heart, desire heart and pursuit heart; Back to work, I wish you a very smooth work, a very beautiful life and a very comfortable life! Postholiday greeting message
44. When is the Spring Festival? I take my glass from a distance. I only care about holidays and forgot to go to work today. I wanted to go again the next day, but I was afraid of losing my job and being laid off. What it's like to get up and make breakfast! I turned around and saw my daughter-in-law, still sleeping. You shouldn't complain, why break up the happy reunion? People have joys and sorrows, and holidays come and go. This is an old question. I hope I can survive and go home after work ... I wish you a happy smile and a happy return to work!
After the Spring Festival, I felt "alcoholic hepatitis" in my mood, "cerebral thrombosis" in my mind, "high paralysis" in my behavior and "madness" in my oral English. Today, when I returned to work, I suddenly saw a banner hanging in the leadership office: specializing in treating various intractable diseases. Wish: Happy return to work!
46. Take advantage of the festive season, embrace the joy of the festival, bear the warmth of the festival, hold the happiness of the festival, pretend the beauty of the festival, embrace the wishes of the festival, and embark on the journey of work; I wish you a smooth return to work during the holiday, full of * * *, and create more glory!
47. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. When they go to work for the first time, they should be clear: dress neatly, be subordinates, hone their real skills at the grassroots level, lay the foundation for promotion, show their ambitions, and care about workplace tips. I wish you happiness and unambiguous work!
48, new to the workplace, party; First love is earth-shattering; Being unemployed for the first time is miserable; First lovelorn, fainted at night; I was very happy when I received the text message at first. Blessing for the first time, thank God! I wish you success in your career and smooth love!
49. Please keep in mind when you go to work for the first time: be confident and low-key to the leader; For colleagues, be sincere and don't show off; Be honest and friendly to customers; Be honest with your opponent and keep quiet. The workplace is not a battlefield, what is needed is not the smell of gunpowder, but the exchange of hearts and the collision of wisdom.
50, cars are like a tide, people are like the sea, and working people are lined up. Nine, five, two and one. Busy work, tired workplace, hard work and tired. Office workers and wage earners, peace is a blessing.
"Three" and words with similar meanings, new to the workplace or new to the workplace, are used to describe new people.
Idioms include: fledgling, new era, wet behind the ears, youth, bud, bud.
1, fledgling
Explanation: enrichment: enrichment. Refers to a bird that has not grown up and its hair is sparse. Metaphor is young, inexperienced, immature or not strong enough.
From the Western Han Dynasty Liu Xiang's "Warring States Policy Qin Ce I": "I heard that those who are not full of feathers can't fly high."
It is said that people who are not full of feathers can't fly high.
But this seems to be the saying that "China and Japan are friendly and share * * * glory". In the eyes of immature proletarians, this is a kind of deception.
Grammar: subject-predicate type; As predicate, attribute and complement; derogatory sense
2. Initial testing of new projects
Explanation: three: whetstone; New blade: a newly ground blade. As sharp as a freshly sharpened knife. It is a metaphor for showing outstanding talents just after joining the work.
From: Warring States Zhuangzi's "Zhuangzi Health Master": "It is nineteen years, and the blade is new."
So 19 years have passed, and my blade seems to have just been sharpened on the grindstone.
These 500 monks were taught by Xia Chan himself. They have practiced for several years, and today they are full of courage. ◎ Qing Wu Ren Jian witnessed the strange status quo at the age of 20: the 25th return.
Grammar: subject-predicate type; As predicate and attribute; Include praise
3, wet behind the ears
Explanation: stink: smell. The smell of milk on my body has not disappeared. Show contempt for young people.
Said by: Han Gaudi History Book: "You can't be Han Xin because you are too young to speak."
It's not bad to listen to these stories as small talk, but it's good for someone to believe them and do them. ◎ Lu Xun's essay Jiejieting, difficult to do but not believe.
Grammar: subject-predicate type; As predicate, attribute and object; derogatory sense
4. Being young is not worth it
Explanation: less: young; More: experience. Young, never experienced anything. Little experience.
Said by: Sui Shu Li Xiongchuan: "I have few sons and not many things."
Example: Mother refers to you and your wife. ◎ Qing Pu Songling's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio, Qing E
Grammar: subject-predicate type; As predicate, object and attribute; derogatory sense
5. Germination
Explanation: Metaphor just shows ability or talent.
From: Zhou Dejing's Appreciation of Flower City Luoyang Peony: "According to legend, Luoyang Peony was unknown before the Sui Dynasty, and it was first revealed in the early Tang Dynasty."
Grammar: verb-object type; As a predicate; Include praise
"Si" is a word used to describe newcomers.
Young and shallow (self-deprecating)
A green-headed, rookie (including derogatory or teasing)
Celebrity photographer (blessing or describing new people)
Young and ignorant, young and inexperienced (with literary meaning)
As soon as Xiao-He showed his sharp horns, the dragonfly had already stood on his head.
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