How to use Northeast dialect to pay New Year's greetings humorously and suitable for the elders to send to the younger generation (within 60 words)?

When the New Year comes, I will send you a jiaozi: Ping An leather bag is filled with wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, one bite of happiness, two bites of happiness. When the New Year is coming, I will use a good stamp, with the truth as the postmark and happiness as the envelope, and write health, happiness, good luck, New Year, Spring Festival, achievements, don't be proud, fail, don't die, work hard, artillery, good luck and Qi Xin work together.

When a hundred flowers blossom in the new year, a message brings six kinds of fragrance. One incense will give you a cash cow, two incense will give you a noble hand, three incense will give you a good job, and set off firecrackers in the New Year. You will have good luck, be healthy, have a successful career and get a red envelope between husband and wife. During the Spring Festival between brothers, you will be fragrant with flowers, bringing six fragrances in one sentence. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you a noble helper, and three incense gives you a job. When the New Year comes, the Bodhisattva will be busy, and all the immortals will send you good luck: the God of Wealth will send you a gold ingot, the birthday girl will keep you healthy, and Manjusri will send you a jiaozi when you arrive in the New Year: Ping An leather bag is stuffed with wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, happy to eat, happy couple, New Year greetings, messages to bless you, rolling in financial resources and high career.

Don't call me when eating, and don't miss me when you are free! Happy Spring Festival.

Just take three bites, and then drink the healthy soup of the whole family. The aftertaste is warm and the lingering fragrance is a blessing! Happy spring festival! Note peace, attach auspiciousness, and then put it in a sweet mailbox to wish you a happy Spring Festival. Didi, share and have fun. Good luck every day, good luck every day!

Four fragrances send you worry-free, five fragrances send you a box full of money, and six fragrances send you eternal happiness! Happy spring festival! There is a lot of wine. Give supplements to the elders. It's really lively to meet relatives and friends. Give the old symbol a new look and laugh every day during the Spring Festival! Ok, four fragrances will give you no worries, five fragrances will give you a box full of money, and six fragrances will give you eternal well-being! Happy spring festival! Hui, Guanyin bless you to live a long life, Maitreya bless you to be happy, and Fuxing is with you! Happy spring festival! Just take three bites, and then drink the healthy soup of the whole family. The aftertaste is warm and the lingering fragrance is a blessing! Happy spring festival! Good luck comes every day. May you be happy and beautiful. Forwarding eight people is a miracle! Happy spring festival!

Little Singles' Day is coming. Best wishes. Trouble should run away, sadness should be forgotten, sadness should be lost, and sadness should be abandoned. Only love cannot be naked. If you don't take off your clothes, it's hard to go home during the Spring Festival. I wish you undress as soon as possible and go home happily!

The new year is coming, and it's a pleasure to do new year's goods; Sweep the dust, send the kitchen god, clean and auspicious; Steamed rice cakes, New Year pictures, a happy smile on his face; Send blessings, send text messages, and greet the Spring Festival healthily and safely. The new year is coming, and the Spring Festival is coming. Have a good trip!