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I am very moved by the amount of birthday red envelopes.

1. The husband who gives his wife a red envelope can be said to be a lovely husband.

2. It feels good to receive a red envelope from a small partner.

Finally, the crow at dawn put on new clothes, shoes and socks in a hurry and eagerly asked the older generation for a red envelope. This is the happiest moment of childhood.

When I received my boyfriend's red envelope, I felt very happy ... I love you.

Although you don't show it easily, I know you have been caring about me. Thank you, mom!

6. I received a warm blessing and a red envelope from my baby daughter. Although I haven't made any money yet, I can really sign it!

7. I received another gift. I just want to praise my brother in four words. His eyes are really good.

8. Granddaughter gives herself a red envelope. Today is a memorable day. I received blessings and red envelopes from my relatives and friends. I am very happy!

9. In you, I understand the meaning of life and see the real light of life ... Happy birthday to you!

10. Today is my birthday. Please try not to use words to express things that can be solved with red envelopes!

1 1. Carrots, sweet, will celebrate the New Year. In the new year, you should receive red envelopes, and in the next year, you should open your whole wish first. I wish you a happy New Year every day! My wish is sweet. Please prepare a red envelope for me!

12. Please give me a red envelope and keep the change!

13. All right, cut the crap, the Spring Festival is coming. Burning a bunch of fireworks brings you good luck; Open the red envelope and give you happy wishes; Say long live to you, a happy family; Send a short message, true friendship to you.

14. When I meet my elders during the Chinese New Year, I always say "Happy New Year, lots of red envelopes, give them to me quickly". The elders are still very happy to hear this.

15. So happy. Today, my daughter received a big red envelope, and the money was spent by her daughter.

16. I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

17. It's the New Year, let's laugh together. My text message asks how you are. Stick Spring Festival couplets, steamed rice cakes and auspicious covers of a happy life; Ask the door god to set off firecrackers, and Fulu will receive two red envelopes; Put on new clothes and run all over the street. I wish the Year of the Sheep a better life!

18. Do you know how handsome you are when you are red?

19. The good-looking person has given me a red envelope, and the ugly one is still hesitating.

20. Start collecting red envelopes early in the morning and have two birthdays every year.

Very touching birthday. Tell me about birthdays. Tell me about Daquan.

1, melamine revived, and was immediately named by netizens as Amine Gate. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. When I went home this winter vacation, I brought home a bunch of books and homework. If there is no place to put them, I'll put them under the bed. My dad sold it for two dollars and eight cents.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Don't care too much. Some people care too much about some things. Let nature take its course and face it with the best attitude, because the world is so unfair, and we are the least valuable in front of the most important things.

4. I suddenly feel like crying when I write here. I wonder what kind of tears this is. Only I know that sadness is due to the passage of time, but peace is the best gift for me!

5. A little pig had nothing to do, and blew flames around the cake. The flames were so big that he couldn't bake his face. He turned into a pig's head and put it on the plate. His grin was really beautiful, which made everyone laugh and said with a smile: Happy birthday, little egg.

6. Do you know Japanese? Don't understand! Send Japanese blessings: you have to wash the pot, wash the dishes, wash the pot, wash the dishes! Happy birthday, happy birthday!

7, I love, thank you for your existence, really! Before I died, God said that I could fulfill my last wish in order to do good deeds all my life. So I said: I just want to say happy birthday to Linlin! So, I stand in front of you now, thank God, and let me wish you a happy birthday!

8. Thank God for giving me a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

9, pig! Are you asleep? There's something I have to say now. Listen, I'm only going to say this once: Happy birthday!

10, people have lived all their lives. Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you have no money. Smile rather than frown. Friends often remember, happy life! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

1 1, today is your birthday! Prepare to send you a birthday cake! As for you, are you so happy? Call me tail, too!

12, the so-called happiness is to do something meaningful and feel satisfied from the heart! Instead of laughing at someone, I feel happy. It's just a stupid smile. Happy birthday to myself.

Wish yourself a happy birthday in advance! I hope that no matter what happens, I will face it well, not for anything else, just because I am light light blue! Ha ha! Come on, light light blue!

14, my age, my dream/our common world is still/young/beautiful.

15, when I am alive, will you give you to me?

16, I've been trying to say three words to you these days, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

17. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

18. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

19, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say it, say it quickly-after reading the message, the time limit has passed. Hehe, it is also a good gift to send a funny message to friends and relatives to make them laugh on their birthdays.

20, a person's birthday, no birthday cake, no candlelight dinner, no one to sing love songs for me, my loneliness spread everywhere, just to say happy birthday to myself!

I am glad that today is your birthday. The teacher said I was a gift from God. I hope this gift is not too bad. I wish you happiness!

22. When making money, I think people look like grandchildren. When spending money, my grandfather's family all laughed. Making money is different from spending money, and the world is bleak. I wish you make money every day and smile often! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

23, a fate is sweet, and a true feeling is in my heart; A greeting, a caring, a warm winter; A care, a feeling, a short message send warm! Happy birthday to little cutie!

24. Xu Jing: The Tang Priest took his disciples to the west and suddenly found that Bajie had disappeared. He sent Wukong to look around, and Wukong came back to tell the master that Bajie was reading birthday messages today. All right!

25. My son is playing at home, and the fat aunt next door comes to visit. When he saw the children, he missed Doby. Q: How old is Shuai Shuai this year? The son said: four years old! Fat aunt asked again, who are you? The son said, it's a pig. Fat aunt patted her thigh: what a coincidence, I am also a pig! The son looked at her: You are a fat pig!

If I get a flower every time I think of you, I will always wander among the flowers. Happy birthday to me.

27. Take out your mobile phone and see jokes when you take the bus. Seeing a funny, laughing person all smoked. As a result, the uncle next to him said to others, Oh, look at that little girl having a seizure. Go and help her. It's embarrassing. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

28. The background light shines on your cheeks. Although weak, it can extend far. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you.

I envy my birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I only hope that every day is happy, healthy and beautiful. Life needs to be struggled, created and grasped! Happy birthday!

30. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains all the wishes of 100cc, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get another chance: you're really bored-you can't get tired of watching it.

3 1, my buddy said happily to me: Brother! No one dares to bully us in the future! I said: what! Talk about it? I got the psychiatric certificate!

32. It's almost the end of the month, and I know that you should have no money again, so I'll send you a pair of couplets. Part I: I earned it hard. Part II: I'm very happy and careless, and I will spend a lot of money. If I have no money, just talk about it. I wish you no hard work in making money and no worries in spending money. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Making money is as difficult as a fool moving mountains, and spending money is as easy as a landslide. It's been a hard month, and it took a while. I hope you and I cherish resources, so that we can use them on the cutting edge! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

34. My proud birthday is the day when Shenzhou 5 went to heaven. My birthday coincides with the lunar calendar, which is a rare day. The day before my birthday, Yang Liwei went to heaven. I made a wish in my heart and prayed silently all the time. On my birthday, I turned on the TV before six o'clock in the morning. At 6: 07, the main landing site in Inner Mongolia received the signal of the spacecraft return cabin. At 6: 23, in the first command hall of Beijing Aerospace Command and Control Center, the good news of the safe landing of the return capsule of Shenzhou 5 manned spacecraft came from the loudspeaker, and the hall was filled with jubilation. My hanging heart began to have a boiling passion.

35. I am tired of shopping. I sat by the roadside and played with my mobile phone for a while. I came to find an old lady in her seventies and eighties, saying that the mobile phone that my son just bought was not working. I want to call my family to pick her up. I thought it was easy, so I took grandma's cell phone. At that time, I smiled: hahaha, grandma, are you mistaken? This is a remote control. At this time, the grandmother looked at me and said, where is my mobile phone? Shit, the porcelain touch has been upgraded!

I wish myself a happy life, my good friends. I'm sorry I've been away for so long. You don't remember.

37. Happy birthday to yourself. I hope I get closer and closer to my dream every year, not farther and farther!

38. When the birthday candle is lit, so is my heart. This moment is as deep as the sea. Hold hands tightly like this, let colorful flowers and rain fall on you, let the real good dreams last forever, let the land grow old and let the days fade-

39. One day, it was raining heavily outside. The teacher came into the classroom with a full face of rain. I don't know what I'm looking for before the lecture. Looking for a while, I asked my classmates in the front row: Happy birthday to you!

40. That day, I met you by the river again. I haven't seen you for days. You are still so smart, wearing that favorite green plaid shirt and walking slowly with a round head. I can't help but want to say to you: Happy birthday, turtle.

On this special day, I want to say that I am really glad that time has not changed our friendship. I wish you a happy birthday.

42. I really hope that in the next life, the person I like will say to me: Hey, have a happy life! I'll give it to you. Do you want it?

43, unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation. Happy birthday to you.

44. Fengtian carries the imperial edict: Heaven is the biggest, and Jun is the second. No matter how big the sky is, it is also marginal, and you are lawless. But I just like your frankness and honesty. I hereby award you the Kong Laoer Prize. Willing to make persistent efforts to carry out the second project to the end! Happy 22. I admire that. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

45. happy birthday I want to send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, the validity of classic sentences = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving.

46. Decadence is a deep red burn mark, yellow fingers and a silent heart, especially in a winter love. Happy birthday to myself.

47. I never write typos, but I write generic words. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

48. Don't always watch av, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Happy birthday, wife. Fill your refrigerator with milk tomorrow, and your birthday is no exception. You are a cow. Haven't you heard that cows eat grass but milk?

50. Everything will be fine. All's well that ends well for lovers, and all's well for lovers. Happy birthday to your family!

5 1, I use a vacuum cleaner to suck the dust off your body, I use a massage chair to take away your drowsiness, and I use a foot bath to wash away your fatigue all day. May you be happy every day! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I collected all the beauty of nature for you and put it on your birthday candlestick. Hide everything you can say in the bud and make it a secret that can be released.

What is unforgettable is our pure friendship! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday! Are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

54. I suddenly feel like crying. It is a very happy thing to have friends. Without friendship, a person's life is not perfect. Sometimes you think that a short message may warm a person's heart. Just like my heart now, I am warmed by a series of short messages and blessings, although I don't often contact. But they remember each other. Deep feelings will not change!

55. Who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can recite my QQ? Who knows my birthday? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?

56, summer sauna days, the top of the head is blue smoke, love fades, and the old red line is forgotten. I hope you will look up to the sky, family needs to be preserved, missing needs to be contacted, and contact will be broken without saying hello. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

57. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

58. Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone cares about you. Please give my regards to the teacher. Bajie, are you okay? Best wishes for a happy birthday!

59. Give you a slap tomorrow?

60. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers. Happy birthday to myself.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Happy birthday to me.

62. You have a good horse, and I have a golden saddle worthy of you. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Yesterday, my fiancee praised me in front of everyone. What did she say about you? A: She said I was good at solving problems. I won't wash my socks when they are dirty. I turned them over and wore them for another week. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

64. Give you a bowl of noodles, which is neither salty nor light. Eating it can live longer and make you happy enough. Good luck comes every day, and health lasts forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pine and cypress, and always soak in the spring breeze!

Do you know why I was born after you? That's because I drank too much to celebrate your birthday. Who knows that when I wake up, I can't see you. Fortunately, I finally found you now. Happy birthday!

66. Confucius said: No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how beautifully you dress, you will get a brick. A tree will die if it doesn't skin it. People are shameless and invincible in the world. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

When the guest was leaving, he said to the host's son, would you like to take me to the bus station? No, ruska said, because I'm so hungry, but my mother said we can't eat until you leave! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

68. There is a kind of making money called bad money, and there is a kind of spending money called not bad money. Make money regardless, spend money like water. May you remember the pain of making money and stop spending money. May you be rich in financial resources and congratulate you on making a fortune. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

69. I miss you like an orchid in a valley. A faint fragrance hangs over you, and blessings are endless worries that have been floating in your heart. May my love always accompany you through the new year. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

When I am old, I have a wish to be with you every day. I will go wherever you go, go out in the morning and go home at night. At the same time, you solved the problem of food and clothing and decided to herd sheep when I was old. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

7 1, today is my birthday, Zhao Yuejun, happy birthday!

72. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

73, crazy for money, bitter for money, ruined for money! Buy a house and a car, and dream about it every day! Friends wish you good luck, your dreams come true, you can buy whatever you want and live a happy life forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

74. Every year on this day, I will send my best wishes to you for a long time. Today every year, you will be happy. May you be happy until tomorrow. A wish, may you always be young and have a happy birthday!

I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just hope to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day, and life needs to be created and grasped! Happy birthday

76. Who can report my exact birth? I promised him one condition! ! !

77. To leave footprints in life, you must take one step at a time; If you want to take fewer detours in life, you must think twice before you leap. Happy birthday to myself.

78. Today is my birthday. Thank you. I would like to light the meteor shower with my own wishing meteor, wishing the world happiness.

79. My sister-in-law goes to school and lives in my house. She often plays Three Kingdoms Kill with her classmates in my house, which makes me addicted. My wife is firmly opposed, saying that I still play games in my twenties. Once my wife was on a business trip and killed three countries with her sister-in-law and classmates. My wife called and asked me what I was doing. I was anxious and said, I am sleeping. Wife: I don't believe it. Me: Ask your sister, she is right next to me.

80. We should be a smart workaholic and work hard for our work-when the boss is around; Fascinated by work-when the boss is watching; Take good care of yourself when the boss is away. Let's be smart workaholics! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

8 1, once sitting in the middle of a bus, an old lady came halfway. Stand up at once and give your seat to the old man. The old man smiled and said, thank you. Sit down. There are many seats in the back. I turned around and the position behind me was all empty. . Best wishes for a happy birthday!

82. In the days of making money, tighten your belt, eat chaff and swallow vegetables, and save a few hairs hard. In the days of spending money, spending by credit card and n kinds of entertainment are not as good as beggars for an instant. I wish you a life beyond money and a carefree life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

83. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy to check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday!

On my best day, I sincerely send you an oldest and freshest birthday wish: Happy birthday! Lifelong beauty!

85. He looks very handsome and looks like Ekin Cheng. At least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now I'm looking for a Hong Kong female who is over1.70m tall and looks like Liang Yongqi (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

86. A cheerful personality can not only keep you happy, but also infect people around you and make them feel that life is full of harmony and light. Happy birthday to myself.

87. Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

88. Cherish your time and play two fewer games; Seize the opportunity and read more books. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Say you're touched.

1, I felt a warm current rush into my heart and tears flowed down involuntarily.

2, feelings 1, life is to try your best to forgive and try your best to forget. People will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be lost when they are happy. Time will take away our youth, but we can't take away those memories and those beautiful things. Love is not looking for similarities, but learning to respect differences. Meeting the right person at the right time is a fairy tale, and meeting the right person at the wrong time is youth.

3, don't chase horses, use the time of chasing horses to plant grass. When spring blossoms, there will be many good horses for you to choose from. Don't curry favor with a person, spend time without friends for the time being. Improve your ability, and when the time is right, a group of friends will walk with you. Friends made with human feelings are only temporary, and friends attracted with personality are long-lasting. Therefore, enriching yourself is more powerful than pleasing others. Say a few friends circle, read carefully and improve yourself.

4. The sad swing is always accompanied by the breeze. There are always stars in the lonely night. When I suddenly look back, you are no longer with me.

If waiting can bring miracles, I'd rather wait, even for a year or a lifetime!

6. Seeing this scene, my eyes felt a little hot and I suddenly forgot what I wanted to say.

7. If you want to see the truth clearly, you need some pain. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you. In fact, some encounters are better missed than disturbed, which is the final gentleness. Perhaps, deep feelings have never been disappointed, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly.

8. Fate is not a passing of two people in a sea of people. Fate is impossible to meet. For example, I am a bird in the sky and you are a leopard in the forest, but we just happen to love each other.

9. Love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to appreciate imperfect people with perfect eyes.

10, wake up the real you inside, instead of living like others.

1 1, my nose is sour. I put on my gloves and Xiaohong smiled knowingly.

12, I want you to be close to me, close to me, hold me, lean against me, hold me and kiss me; I want you to love me well, and I will snuggle up to you with my heart, and you will find that you and I are the most beautiful scenery in my life at this time.

What is eternity and what is till death do us part. Are just excuses for icing on the cake.

14, if you have a girl you like, don't make other girls laugh, because one will be jealous and the other will be moved.

15, the autumn lake reflects the moon, accompanied by a single shadow, watching the maple leaves fall and die with the east water! The flower is defeated, but there is still fragrance. Tears in this life are more bitter than the water in the West Lake, which is hard to say. How can it be compared with flowers blooming and falling, and spring is full of branches and buds?

16, life is hard, don't be hard on yourself, be free and easy; Life is bitter, don't let yourself be disappointed and confused; Life is very tired, don't force yourself, be optimistic; Life is short, don't underestimate yourself, work hard; Life is unfair, don't torture yourself, look down; Life is rough, don't be hard on yourself, be lenient. Life is a game, but you can only live once.

17, along the way, every season is incomplete, and every story has dark wounds.

18, life is doomed without reincarnation, just like an all-night carnival.

19, looking at my mother like a drowned rat and her kind face, I felt a warm current flowing in my heart, and I couldn't help crying again.

20. In this season full of thoughts, I am full of sincere wishes and wish to bring you infinite joy and warmth.

2 1, it is like a hot spring, slowly flowing into my heart and all over my body.

22. Many people struggle with their teeth and only hope to be happy after success. Come to think of it, you and I have been in the process of completing ing for most of our lives, and only a short time is in the state of completing ed. If we don't get things done, we won't be happy, then you and I are destined to be happy in this life. A true EQ expert will not be happy if he doesn't finish one thing. On the contrary, he will be happy if he finishes one thing. Happiness is urgent.

23. Many times you think you have touched the sky and the earth, but in fact you have only been touched.

24. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here. If we meet again in this life, even if we lose it forever and for a thousand years, we are all willing.

When you are young, anything sad is like the end of the world. Actually, it's not. But this is really just the beginning.

26, wind, withered flowers, withered leaves, withered spring scenery; The moon is full of rain and shine, changing the sky; I met you, loved you and gave my heart. I am willing to join hands with you for the rest of my life.

27. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

28. Don't care about other people's comments, just do your own thing; Don't look at other people's eyes, just go your own way; There is no need to complain too much, it will make your heart more tired. Wherever we go, we should not lose ourselves.

29. My heart suddenly twitched and I bowed my head. Then big drops of tears fell involuntarily, and soon a small piece of ground was wet.

30. The most painful feeling is not parting, but touching memories, which make it easy for people to stand in the same place and think they can go back.

How to get a red envelope in the New Year?

1. Celebrating the Spring Festival let me know all kinds of customs of the Spring Festival, realize the human affection and the pure friendship between friends. Although my pocket is full of red envelopes and looks "rich", I have made plans for the future. Do you want to know?

2. It feels good to receive a gift from a little friend.

Every time I see a red envelope in my circle of friends, I want a red envelope. What else is there? Why do I smell the country girl? ...

Thank you for your kindness. Repay in the future, wine and meat are enough!

5. Dear spot sauce! Gifts and red envelopes have been received! I'm so happy! Thank you.

6. Someone told me that I walk 20,000 steps a day and give me a red envelope every day. Haha, I will insist.

7. There are no gifts this Valentine's Day, only 13 14 yuan's red envelope.

8. I received a gift from my colleague early in the morning and opened it to see that it was a cat's ear! It still glows! It's a shame to put it on.

9. I am really glad that someone can think of me on my birthday. Thank you for your birthday red envelope. I am very happy.

10. A journey of a thousand miles will accumulate steps; The ship of Wan Li is a compass; Thanks to the guidance of the leaders on weekdays, we have today. I wish you a happy New Year!

1 1. Save a life and God will give you a point; Receive a red envelope and the immortal will shorten your life.

12. When I received my boyfriend's red envelope, I felt very happy ... I love you very much.

13. Although I was really dizzy by the barber today, I still felt great when I received the gift.

14. It feels good to receive a red envelope from a small partner.

15. Granddaughter gives herself a red envelope. Today is a memorable day. I received blessings and red envelopes from my relatives and friends. I am very happy!

16. When I received my daughter's red envelope, I felt very happy ... I love you, so ...

17. Imagine that if it weren't for this, I wouldn't understand many things. Thank you for your help.

18. Eleven is coming. I calculated that I would give 3K at least 2K+ red envelopes. Shall I pretend not to see them or pretend not to see them?

19. I missed the heavy rain in those years, but I didn't miss your red envelope these days.

20. Today is a memorable day. I am very happy to receive blessings and red envelopes from relatives and friends!