Humorous and funny greetings to Children's Day.

1, I wish the children a happy holiday, study hard, make progress every day and look like models.

Children's Day is coming. On behalf of the leaders, I would like to extend my deepest greetings to all the children who are fighting in the front line of chatting! And I hope everyone will remember what I taught you in those years: surf the Internet well and be online every day! Happy Children's Day!

3. Do butterflies flying in the sun remind you of those years of chasing and playing? Innocent smiling faces like flowers attract butterflies to linger! On the occasion of Children's Day, may you always smile like a flower!

4. I wish the elderly and kind children a happy June 1 in advance! Indulge yourself, don't hold back! It's hard to know that you usually pretend to be an adult, which is almost a holiday. Eat your hands if you want, and wet your bed if you want. Who cares who bites!

5. Don't move, Rob! This is robbery! You got it? Take out your sadness, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, take off your sadness, here! Put this on, I will send happiness! Happy Children's Day!

6. When the message arrives, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties see you give way, let troubles slip away quietly, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness smile at you forever! Happy June 1st, good mood every day!

7. Childhood is the best stage of life. At that time, children were flowers and fruits. It is a hazy intelligence, a never-ending activity and a strong desire. Before June 1 day, this was a vicious message. The recipient wets the bed tonight, the depositor wets the bed tomorrow, the deleted one wets the bed the day after tomorrow, the sender wets the bed for one week, and the sender wets the bed for one month! Those who don't come back wet the bed every day! I wish the children a happy bed wetting!

8. In order to celebrate Children's Day on June 1st, more than 20 kinds of fruits have been specially prepared, and you are cordially invited to a party in the restaurant at 6: 45pm.

9. The kindergarten teacher said: The penalty for wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan twice and seven yuan three times. I was just about to ask the teacher how much the monthly subscription cost, when I saw you raise your hand and say, Teacher, I want to get an annual vip membership card! Happy Children's Day!

10, wish us these superficial scenery in advance, and our hearts are wandering; The face is not old, and there are vicissitudes in the heart; Seemingly brilliant, but actually Jiang Lang; Difficult to achieve, often depressed; Tired than mules, busy than ants; Happy June 1st, a more loyal young man than Yue Fei!

1 1. When fashion falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When clouds fall in love with running water, they fall without hesitation, just to solve the pain of acacia; When I miss you, I will not hesitate to pay a dime just to tell you: Happy June 1st, little P-boy!

12, the flowers and plants in the room will not have strong vitality. Don't sleep in your father's tent, the times are advancing. Follow it!