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How many of the legendary 26 words can only be understood by prodigal women?

Grandma Xiang: Chanel;

Ex-boyfriend: SK-2 hydrating whitening mask, also called ex-boyfriend mask, makes ex-boyfriend regret breaking up with you;

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL;;

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido Shiseido;

Bullet: lipstick of charm MAC;

Golden hoop stick: SK-2 Golden Diamond Essence Dew;

Small scissors: CPB (brand logo looks like scissors);

Grenade: CPB muscle bottom essence;

Red kidney: Shiseido Beauty Essence;

Dead rabbit: sk-2;

Radish diced: Christian Louboutin, known as the queen's scepter, Hermes in lipstick, nearly 1,000 yuan;

E-pie: elegant face-lifting honey powder cake;

Small light bulb: SK-2 colored diamond White Essence Dew, the king of whitening essence;

Lambskin: Givenchy HD lambskin lipstick;

Small fat ding: Armani Armani small fat ding matte liquid lip glaze;

Red bottle: SK-2 multi-element cream;

Small brown bottle: Estee Lauder small brown bottle essence;

Small purple bottle: Deco Cosme Decorte moisturizing muscle bottom liquid;

724: Ke Yan's Ke Yan's, also called Ke Yan's before;

Kuala Lumpur: Kuala Lumpur eye shadow of NARS;

Pencil: Clinique; ;

Sculpture: Dior Dior;

Donkey brand: Louis Vuitton Louis Vuitton;

Chimonanthus praecox: LA MER, the mystery of the blue ocean, a brand of women's skin care;

Climax: NARS blushes;

Braised eggs: Serge Lutens; from Lu Dan (a niche salon perfume brand);

It is not easy to organize. Leave a comment if you find it useful ~

Don't! You will be more beautiful than your best friend! There are surprises at the end of the article!

Straight men are always puzzled by the endless nouns of some girls, such as lambskin, red bottle and small brown bottle, which are unheard of. Who invented these words? Faced with his girlfriend's coquetry request, he was at a loss. Here, I will introduce the unfamiliar boys and girls to you one by one, and look at the nicknames of those high-end brands.

Grandma Xiang: Chanel, a famous brand, is known to most people.

Ex-boyfriend: SK-2 hydrating mask makes your ex-boyfriend regret it after applying it, so it is better than ex-boyfriend mask.

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL, YSL's lipstick is very famous. Maybe some people can't understand the plot of a small lipstick with hundreds of dollars. However, a YSL lipstick is always missing from a girl's desk.

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido Shiseido, a famous Japanese cosmetics brand.

Bullet: charm MAC lipstick, without bullet MAC lipstick, you are embarrassed to say that you are a lipstick control.

Golden hoop stick: SK-2 Golden Diamond Essence Dew, 150ML, the price is more than 2,000 yuan, which is the choice of ladies.

Scissors: CPB, just because the brand logo is shaped like a pair of scissors.

Grenade: CPB muscle bottom essence.

Red Kidney: Shiseido Beauty Essence. The red bottle is a little bent, you know.

Dead rabbit: SK-2, homophonic, as everyone knows.

Radish diced: Christian Louboutin, the queen's scepter, the queen in lipstick, each sells for thousands of dollars.

E-pie: The Happy Face Powder of Elegance Family.

Small light bulb: SK-2 colored diamond White Essence Dew, the best in whitening essence dew.

Lambskin: Givenchy high-definition lambskin lipstick, because this series of lipsticks are mostly wrapped in sheepskin, which is too foreign.

The rest is that Ding is Armani's Ding matte liquid lip glaze, the red bottle is SK-2 multi-element cream, the small brown bottle is Estee Lauder's small brown bottle Revlon, and the small purple bottle is cosme decorte moisturizing muscle base liquid. 724 stands for Kiel's, formerly Kiel's, Kuala Lumpur is NARS Kuala Lumpur eye shadow, the pencil is Clinique, and the carved card is Dior Dior. The donkey brand is Louis Vuitton, and wintersweet is LA MER's sea blue mystery. The climax is the blush of a nap, and the braised egg is Serge Lutens of Lu Dan.

There is no love for the cat-like life. It takes a lot of effort to list so many nouns. I have a cramp in my hand. I probably read these words. After reading the whole article, I saw that the price has gone up a lot. If I can do them all again in my lifetime, my life will probably be complete.

Many boys may be blinded in an instant when they see this picture. What are these things? Haha, let me explain it to you.

1: Grandma Xiang

Chanel, the fashion of Xiaoxiangfeng, began with Chanel.

2. Ex-boyfriend

Skii mask is a mask that you must wear before meeting your ex-boyfriend. As for the reason, of course, the skin is so good that he will regret it.

3: Yang Shulin

YSL, because poplar (y) trees (s) forests (l)

4: Xu Sanduo

Shiseido (Japan Company)

Because, read after me: Shi (sei(do), friends who know Japanese should smile when they see this.

5: Bullets

Mac lipstick, because it is shaped like a bullet. This reminds me of a joke I saw not long ago. A boy should bring a gift to his girlfriend before returning to China. My girlfriend said, then buy me a mac, and then the boy brought a computer back.

6: Golden hoop

Beauty stick 24k gold beauty stick

7: Small scissors

Cpb, because LOGO looks like a pair of scissors.

8: Grenade

Cpb essence, just look at the picture.

9: Red kidney

Shiseido Beauty Muscle Vitality Essence

10: the rabbit is stuck.

Skii, watch it twice and you'll understand.

1 1: diced radish

The full name of CL lipstick brand is Christain Louboutin, which looks like a radish, so it is also called radish lipstick.

12: e school

Elegant powder cake, extra large

13: small light bulb

Skii whitening facial essence

14: lambskin

Givenchy lipstick because the black part is lambskin.

15: Xiao Pangding

Armani's chubby lip glaze, short and chubby. But I don't know why it's called fat girl.

Is it related to this product?

16: big red bottle

Skii red bottle cream

17: brown vial

Estee Lauder muscle bottom essence

18: small purple bottle

Deco's bottles are all purple.

Small brown bottles, small black bottles, small purple bottles and big red bottles, so many bottles of straight men directly turn on the vertigo mode.

19:724

Ke Yan's, just read it a few times. You can also call it Ke Yan.

20: Kuala Lumpur

Nars eye shadow

The reason is unknown, but I have heard a saying that this kind of eye shadow is the same color as the sunset glow in Kuala Lumpur.

2 1: pencil

Clinique, watch it twice ~

22: Carving cards

Dior, read on and you will understand.

23: Donkey Card

Lu, as long as I have learned pinyin, I don't have to tell you why.

24: Chimonanthus praecox

Rammel

Can be read: La-Mai (note that R is uvula).

25: climax

Nars blushes for unknown reasons, which may be an official stunt. After all, there is another one called Deep Throat, Hee Hee.

26: marinated eggs

Lu Dan perfume, I heard that it is also very expensive, and it is hard to buy.

Why are there so many strange nicknames?

Because these are all girls' hearts, so they have so many cute nicknames. Straight men just buy it as a gift, and they basically won't step on thunder. Let's appreciate the elegance of straight men again.

Xiang Grandma: Chanel

The world-famous French luxury brand was founded by coco chanel.

Ex-boyfriend: sk2 mask has the same effect as exfoliating ps after use. Apply a piece to let your ex-boyfriend see your beauty and regret it for life.

Yang Shulin: the initials of Saint Laurent ysl.

One of the French luxury brands.

Xu Sanduo: transliteration of English name of Xiutang.

Those who are interested in Shiseido can read my previous article, which is very detailed.

Bullets: Mac's lipstick looks like bullets.

Gold hoop: sk2 gold diamond essence

Scissors: The trademark of cpb is like a pair of scissors, hence the name.

Grenade: the essence of cpb muscle foundation

Red kidney: Shiseido red grind muscle essence

Dead Rabbit: sk2 transliteration

Radish diced: vividly describes the appearance of christion louboutin lipstick.

E-pie: elegant and extremely happy honey powder

Light bulb: colored diamond White Essence Dew from sk2.

Suede: One of Givenchy's series lipsticks, the outer packaging material is sheepskin.

Xiao Pangding: A series of lipsticks by Armani looks like Xiao Pangding.

Big red bottle: sk2' s muscle-derived revitalizing cream is in a daze.

Small brown bottle: Estee Lauder small brown bottle essence and eye cream.

Small purple bottle: Deco muscle bottom essence

724: Ke Yan's, also known as Kiel's, is homophonic.

Kuala Lumpur: nars is a very popular eye shadow.

Pencil: the homonym of Clinique.

Sculpture: Dior Dior

Donkey brand: Louis Vuitton LV

Chimonanthus praecox: the homonym of the English name lamer, the mystery of the blue ocean

Orgasm: Very hot blush in nars.

Braised eggs: Serge Luí ns, the founder of Lu Dan, answered first.

Xiang Grandma: Chanel

Ex-boyfriend: ex-boyfriend mask/hair mask

Yang Shulin: YSL (letters take the first letter of Pinyin)

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido

Bullet: Mac bullet lipstick

Gold hoop: gold bars /sk2 gold diamond essence

Scissors: cpb

Grenade: cpb essence muscle fluid

Red kidney: the essence of Shiseido

Dead rabbit: sk2 (pronunciation)

Radish diced: Christine Louboutin lipstick

E pai: Yali Gree rice noodles

Small light bulb: sk2 whitening essence (the bottle looks like a light bulb)

Lambskin: Givenchy lipstick

D: Armani lip glaze

Red bottle: sk2 cream

Brown vial: Estee Lauder Eye Cream

Small purple bottle: Deco essence

724: Ke Yan

Kuala Lumpur: nars two-color eye shadow

Pencil: Clinique

Carving: Dior (fast pronunciation, especially like carving)

Donkey card: lv (come on, pronounce l v in pinyin)

Chimonanthus praecox: the mystery of sea blue

Established on 2017.12.18.

It doesn't matter whether a defeated woman can understand these 26 words, but the straight man's confused, frightened and overwhelmed eyes are the climax of the whole article! Misslan decisively found three straight boyfriends (IT entrepreneur A, new civil servant B and senior photographer C) to open their hearts and speak freely, so ... you were in a daze, and your jokes this year were all contracted!

Not much to say, let's take a look at the good guess of straight men&; Explain it in a trance ~

1, Grandma A Xiang: Steamed bread just out of the pot (please make up the seriousness on the other person's face automatically)

B: Isn't it grandma? Does this question despise my IQ? (I ...)

C: Cosmetics similar to baby cream (for the elderly? )

2. Ex-boyfriend

What's there to say? It's an ex-boyfriend Do you remember any sad past, my friend? )

3. Yang Shulin

A: Since it is a forest, there must be dense trees. Wouldn't it be nice to hang a hanging basket? Yes, Yang Shulin is a hanging basket. (hmm, hmm? )

The actor in The Happy Comedian.

4. Xu Sanduo

A & ampB& amp; C: Wang.

A famous actor. His soldiers' surprise performance was not bad. You can watch it.

5. Bullets

A: Let the bullets fly for a while. I like Jiang Wen. (I like old bones, too)

C: That's the tip of the bullet!

6. golden hoop

The Monkey King (Gee, tell me)

B: I got a new understanding in Wukong's story, because Wukong put a spell on a weapon, which is called a golden hoop. (Oh ~ I learned a lot. I will go with my friends later. )

7.small scissors

My daughter's toy. (China is a good father)

C: nail clippers

8. Grenade

A: CS, the school's favorite game.

B: manual operation is very powerful.

C: throwing explosive weapons

9. Red kidney

A: Vegetable market

C: kidney (concise and neat explanation)

10, dead rabbit

A: Excuse me.

A quarrelsome rabbit.

1 1, diced radish

A:/kloc-more than 0/000 lipsticks (do you have any research on lipsticks? I know all this. )

C: cut the radish into pieces

12, e school

A: World of Warcraft (is your mind full of games? )

C: Snacks, cakes and other foods with a sense of fashion (fashionable food, a little interesting).

13, small light bulb

lamp bulb

C: Very small light bulb.

14, lambskin

A: Luxury goods (it's true, lambskin, tut tut, it sounds like nobility).

C: the skin of a lamb (my heart tightens when I hear it)

15, Xiao Pangding

A: Expression pack. Do you want an expression pack? (No, thanks)

A chubby little boy

16, big red bottle

Red bottle

C: A large bottle of recovery medicine used for treatment in the competition.

17, small brown bottle

A: The brown bottle.

C: Small brown bottle.

18, small purple bottle

A purple bottle

C: Little purple bottle.

19、724

A & ampB& amp; C: 724, a number

20. Kuala Lumpur

A: Malaysia.

A city (you think alike)

2 1, pencil

A: 2B. Well, aren't you going to learn to draw? How's it going? (Hum, I won't tell you)

22. Carve cards

A: Washing powder, that's what I use. (Well, my mother loves to use it, too. )

C: Carving bronze medals (awesome)

23. donkey brand

Lu, I know this.

C: roasted donkey meat

24. Chimonanthus praecox

My grandmother's friend (do you have a friend named Melanie? )

C: flowers

25, climax

A: I don't need to say this (well, what? )

C: ocean

26. Braised eggs

I don't like it. It tastes strange (I'll give it to you next time)

C: Bald man (what? )

In this way, the 26-word adventure ended in a friendly atmosphere. (smiling face)

Have you ever met such an interesting thing before? Let's see your figure in the comments section! Xiang Nai Nai

Chanel,

ex-boyfriend

SK-II repair mask. Because its skin care and maintenance effect is very good! Let the ex-boyfriend see, only regret. Let's go !

yang shulin

It's YSL! Because his initials are the same as Yang Shulin's. Do you like Yang Shulin? I love it! !

Xu Sanduo

This is another name for Shiseido. Because Shiseido's Japanese pronunciation sounds like "Xu Sanduo", I suddenly feel so kind.

J-cam

It's MAC bullet lipstick. If anyone can have a whole set, wouldn't it be an explosion of happiness!

golden cudgel

The golden hoop is an essence of SK-II, because it looks like a golden hoop.

Small scissors

The small scissors are CPB, and its logo is very similar to the small scissors.

grenade

CPB introduced an essence that looks like a Grenade. Designers are also very powerful.

Hongyaozi

An essence of Shiseido, because the bottle is shaped like a waist, so it is called this interesting name.

Worthless thing

SK-II brand, it sounds like a dead rabbit. Isn't it interesting?

Radish diced

CL lipstick gets its name because it looks like diced radish.

E pai

Yagesi Elegance is a Japanese lady-level makeup brand. I can't afford it. I can't afford it.

Small bulb

The essence of SK-II. Kind of cute.

glassine

Givenchy's lipstick leather is sheepskin, so it is called lambskin for short. Lipstick packaging is lambskin, not expensive!

Xiaopangding

Armani dyed lip balm, because the bottle is very fat and cute, so it is called Xiao Pang Ding.

Dahongping

Olay cream. Oh, not bad.

Small brown bottle

Estee Lauder essence.

Small purple bottle

Deco essence.

724

Ke Yan = Ke Yan personally likes his family's things.

Kuala Lumpur

Especially NARS two-color eye shadow geelong.

pencil

Clinique, homophonic like a pencil. It's obviously a big name!

Carve a card

Dior. Because Dior's pinyin diao is the same as carving, it is also ironic that Dior's clothes are getting uglier and uglier. Hahaha!

Lupai

Louis Vuitton LV. Because its abbreviation has the same appearance as the lv word of Chinese pinyin donkey, it is called donkey brand. China culture is extensive and profound.

wintersweet

The mystery of the navy, Ramo. Do you like it?

climax

Nars blushed. Beauty bloggers must have

Spiced salted eggs

Braised eggs = Lu Dan's, their perfume is very good.

I don't know any of them. I didn't know what this brand meant until I read the comments below. But I know nothing about Chanel and Kutcher. It's not that I can't afford it. I just don't like to buy brand-name things. I bought a cookie bag at home the year before last. I haven't seen any friends buy the same brand this year. I never knew it was cookie. My friends say that I am old-fashioned, which makes me know more about these brands, but I am not interested in these brands.

These are synonyms for male and female parts.

The first line refers to women, the second line, the third line ... mostly refers to men.

One of them is a man's bullet, and a woman's Kuala Lumpur.

I can say rudely that I don't know anyone. I think failure is nothing more than luxury. If a person's financial resources reach a certain limit, it is fashion. However, many people who don't have this spending power can't put it down, and even spend all their energy and money on it, which is a failure! Thank you for inviting me. I know so much. Please forgive me.