There are points in telling jokes!

A group of workers work in a sawmill. A worker accidentally sawed off his ear because he was too close to the blade. Other workers immediately turned off the machine and looked for ears in the sawdust.

The worker who lost his ear said calmly, "Look more clearly. There is a pencil behind my ear. "

Panda man wants QJ panda woman, and panda woman struggles and resists to the death.

After the failure, Panda Man said angrily, "We are all going extinct!" "

I asked my mother, "Why do you need so many potatoes?"

My mother said, "Come on, did you forget to compete with pigs for potatoes when you were young?"

I was shocked and quickly stopped my mother: "Don't tell anyone about this."

My mother is very proud: "What are you afraid of? Have you forgotten that you won? "

A couple are discussing the wallpaper that has just been pasted. The husband is not satisfied with the wallpaper just pasted, but the wife doesn't care. Therefore, the husband was very angry. He said to his wife, "This happens because I am a perfectionist and you are not."

The wife replied, "You are absolutely right. So you marry me and I will marry you. "

This morning, a mouse strayed into a flower shop and was chased by a cat. The mouse found that there was no way out, so he picked up a rose and prepared to resist. When the cat saw it, it immediately lowered its head and said in shame, you damn fool, it's so sudden!

I want to catch fish when I am drunk, but where to catch fish in winter? The drunk went out for a walk and found a big piece of ice, and immediately began to chisel.

Then came a voice: "Hey, stop digging, there are no fish down there!" " "The drunk looked up and looked around. No one, he squatted down and continued to chisel.

"What's the matter with you? I told you not to chisel, did you hear me? "

"What's your name? How do you know there are no fish down there? Do you think you are God? "

"I am not God, I am the manager of this skating rink!"

Passing a cinema, I saw an advertisement: hawthorn tree love, a love without money, marriage and sex. As a result, someone wrote an inscription saying: Love that does not aim at marriage is playing-flowing-self-protection.

I remember playing with a rope in the community once when I was a child, and several children saw it. One of the little girls came up to me and said, "Uncle, can you lend me your rope to play with?" Uncle? ! My face sank immediately after hearing it! The little girl was very clever and immediately changed her mouth and said, "Brother, can I borrow the rope to play?" Shit! It collapsed! Do I look like a man? !

When taking the elevator, the man was surprised to find a naked woman in the elevator. The woman gave him a white, scold a way:

"What do you see? What is there to see! "

"oh! I just want to say that my wife has a leather coat like this. "

A buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. Dude, say no politely. I said, that won't do. Once a year, be sure to bring it.

One day, I went to worship Guanyin with my parents and my brother.

I didn't wake up, just come forward to say:

Suffering Guanyin ...

Mom and Dad:->-|||

Brother:->-||||

Bodhisattva: T _ _ _ _ T ||||||

A young man looks at Anggiesha through a telescope in the window of the unit opposite her every night, which makes her very angry. One morning, she called the young man.

"Hello, I'm a girl from the opposite unit. Do you remember where I took off my socks last night? "

"Judge, someone described me as a rhinoceros. Can I sue him for malicious slander? "

"Of course. When did he think you were a rhinoceros? "

"Three years ago."

"What? Three years ago, how did you think of suing today? "

"Well, Mr. Judge, I have never seen a rhinoceros. I didn't know what a rhinoceros looks like until yesterday."

The production process of Winsome products: German invention-American productization-British investment-French famous brand-Italian design and packaging-Japanese succeeded in making it high-performance or miniaturized-mass production in China-Koreans said it was theirs.

What else is there? . .

I won't send it. . . Copy them one by one. . So tired. . I have to play games. . . ~~~