Funny humor joke phrase sentence

Humor can reveal a person's wit and open-mindedness, and narrow the distance with others. I have collected some funny jokes, phrases and sentences for you. Come and have a look with me.

A selection of humorous phrases and sentences

1) In every dormitory, there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

2) Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

3) if you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't be brave after dark.

4) Without toads, swans will be lonely.

5) Don't let your girlfriend have a blue face, because if she is blue, you will be green. Don't let your boyfriend have a red face, because if he is red, you will be yellow.

6) please don't harass, I am harassing others.

7) Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen; April fool's day confession, people do not believe; Qingming Festival confession, people should not. Alas.

8) Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

9) Women's & lsquo; Depreciation rate &; rsquo; It is amazing, from &; lsquo; New & rsquo; Mother becomes &; lsquo; Old & rsquo; Grandma, it only takes one night.

1) Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

11) If fate is choking you, scratch his armpit.

12) If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

13) The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

14) Life can't be like cooking. You don't cook until all the ingredients are ready!

15) if you use the beauty trap, I will play along with it.

16) You are the song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

17) Don't keep loading, loading and loading like a garbage can ...

18) Don't be optimistic like a fart, thinking that you can shake the world.

19) You never know that some people are good at hitting people when they are down.

2) If there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

21) Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

22) If fate is choking you, scratch his armpit.

humorous joke phrases and sentences

1) That on my brother's face is definitely not acne, it is called youth.

2) If you don't fall asleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

3) ugly, but ugly is special, that is, especially ugly!

4) It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.

5) Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is even more painful. When I saw a sow the other day, I thought it was beautiful &; hellip;

6) In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, the runner will still run.

7) The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat

8) Brother, where you fall, you lie down.

9) If you don't go bad in debauchery, you will metamorphose in silence!

1) The face is a thing apart from the body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is a necessary thing and it has to be taken.

11) staying in bed is the minimum respect for weekends.

13) The train to hell has left, please don't disturb.

14) I often wake up from my dream, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

15) Why is her brother a gangster? Shit! You won't join the party?

16) Cheap is also an art, let's do this art well together!

17) If you don't astonish the world with coquettish, you will move the world with lewdness.

18) current status: I'm wasting time, I'm wasting time, I'm blurring the present, and I'm afraid of the future.

19) The cow hit the high-voltage line, which was really awesome with lightning.

2) A star can be more famous if he takes off a little, but I was arrested for taking off everything!

21) There are always a few grandpa Mao every month. His face turns from red to green, from green to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to green, and finally he leaves me.

classic humorous joke phrase sentence

1) If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly!

2) The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

3) Life can't be like cooking. You don't cook until all the ingredients are ready!

4) if you use the beauty trap, I will play along with it.

5) You are the song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

6) Don't keep loading, loading and loading like a trash can&; hellip;

7) don't be optimistic like a fart, thinking that you can shake the world.

8) You never know that some people are good at hitting people when they are down.

9) If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

1) A window just popped up saying "Object not found", which I think is intentional.

11) Love is like a fart, with a high-profile beginning and a low-profile ending.

12) What is a class teacher? He is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your family.

13) I'm dead, so I throw my grave at big events and burn paper at small ones.

14) You don't know how expensive the rice is, and you don't know how fat you are if you don't take pictures.

15) Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you will catch it, but if you can't catch it, it will be gone.

16) People talk and fart. Talking and farting are just one breath.

17) No matter how much water you drink, you can't finish your loneliness.

18) I'm so tired, I want to make a cut on the back of my head, and then I collapsed on the ground to install the piggy bank.