Ask for a funny April Fool's Day message.

Send such a short message: the person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation. Is there a TV? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were cheated! Happy holidays!

It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

Send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, on this special day, you are my first thought.

A person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more natural and unrestrained! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

When something happens, I will be so busy that I will be dizzy; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news.

April Fool's Day, 1, I will send you a happy tiger to make you happy to play with you, and I will also send you a happy tiger to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Fools know that if you don't believe it, fools will be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day

After in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through the eastern time and space, face to face with you, get a legal report and tell the truth: I love you, CCTV!

You hate me, who let me live on the earth? You think I am ugly. Who can't compare me with you? You think I'm stupid. Who let today be April Fool's Day? Would you like to spend April Fool's Day with me, an ugly and stupid person?

You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my baby; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

Borrow clothes from Baiyun and wings from a bird, and you are the angel's brother-birdman! Happy April Fool's Day!

Because some people will deliberately listen to a song, and you have surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I can't help telling you the name of this song-pig song! Don't think too much. Happy April Fool's Day.

Teacher: "Use Yushu to make sentences." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher: "Be a beautiful animal again." Student: "A beautiful lady received a short message." Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are amazingly cool, so we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

The first part: the wise SHEN WOO, commander in chief of 100,000 navy divisions in Tianhe Town; The bottom line: charming, ignoring the 3,000 fairy Zhong Chang 'e's horizontal approval: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplets written by my grandson? Happy April Fool's Day!

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Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I have to get you.

From now on, the wages of all employees in our unit will increase by 40%. Please collect the difference from 9: 00 to 17: 00 on April 3rd.

God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me. At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way.

If the joys and sorrows of life are a drama, then fools have already arranged to watch mobile phones. Look at it if you don't believe me. fool

Without the wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

According to authoritative sources, in order to better enrich people's holiday life and further stimulate the holiday economy, the May Day holiday this year will be increased from seven days last year to ten days!

Beggars beg along the street with monkeys. He told them to laugh, cry, bow and read short messages.