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A copy of the baby's birth report

Baby Birth Report (74 sentences selected) 1. Boy, thank you for not letting * * suffer too much. Thank you for coming to us in good health. Mom and Dad will always love you! Baby, parents care for you and grow with you. 3. 1+ 1=3, and then start a family of three. Get rich overnight, and you will be happy. 5. May you be as happy as a flower, continue to be happy and welcome the arrival of a new life! 6. Today, our Cao Shi family has contributed to China/KLOC-Acer with a population of 0/300 million. This is a small step in the population history of China, but it is a big step for our Cao family! 7. A son seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured. 8. Fatty Kim! Great mother, great child. 9. Haha, the baby was born for three days. She eats, sleeps and eats every day, carefree. Ma Bao needs time to recover from caesarean section. Thank you, my wife. I am happy and contented, pressure is motivation, come on! 10. I didn't expect the baby to come so soon. The baby should be healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival. And then there's the soft spot. Baby, welcome to this world. 12. Mother and child are safe, being a mother and baby for the first time, and the rest of your life, please give me more advice! 13. It's a long way to go to give birth to a new life and look forward to your arrival. Love you, baby. 14. Yesterday at 2: 03 pm, my nephew's family gave birth to a little fat boy weighing 9.3 kg, and the mother and son were safe. Congratulations. 15. From then on, there is weakness and armor. 16. One body, two heartbeats, first meeting, loving you for a long time. 17. The original quiet life was broken by the baby's crying. From then on, young parents will start a new chapter in their lives. With the baby, even the brush strokes have become so soft and warm. 18. After a night of tossing, mom worked hard! Mother and child are safe and grateful! 19. the greatness of maternal love, only when the mother gave birth to the child, the father realized the deepest! Wife has worked hard! Come on! 20. I applied for a game account on X, X and began to practice the number mode. 2 1. You are unique. Go your own way and be yourself! 22. The quiet life was broken by the baby's crying. From now on, young parents will start a new chapter in their lives. With children, even the brush will become so gentle. 23. In a blink of an eye, my wife's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and the days pass by day. There are so many things that we can't delay. We must face mature people. My other child is coming into this world, and I am deeply moved. May the gods bless her (him) with smooth sailing! Mother and child are safe. Not anymore! 24. I prayed to God for the blessing of the Wangs. I hope everything goes well and mother and child are safe! 25. Since then, there have been weaknesses and armor. 26. Hey girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you. 27. Today, starting from 15:3 1, my wife will sleep with someone else's husband. I will happily wait for washing, changing clothes and taking a bath, but he can't carry a gun. 28. Thank you for your patronage, my little monster. Dad will always be your big tree! 29. I have been holding my heart down, and my dear Fanfan gave birth to a little princess smoothly. Wish the baby a healthy and happy growth. 30. My handsome boy is finally born ~ Mother and child are safe ~ 3 1. Mother and child are safe! Dear, you have worked hard, I love you! Welcome the baby to our world. 32. Grace and sublingual, my son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. Be grateful for heaven and earth. 33. The order ten months ago finally arrived today! 34. Congratulations to Shan Xin and his mother for their safety. Healthy and happy! 35. After all kinds of pains, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket. 36. Hello, Goddess, please take care of me all my life. 37. The best way to start the rest of your life is to have a home, food, someone to wait for and a baby to laugh at! 38. It is reported that a large wave of children are approaching our mountain! 39. After 43 hours of labor pains, the warrior mother finally gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket in the summer solstice. Thank you for your concern and support. 40. Hey, girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you in this life. 4 1. Baby, I've known you for a long time. It's the first time I met you! 42. It is always a great pleasure to welcome a new life. 43. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. A little cotton-padded jacket was born on the 20th. 44. One son and one daughter, one wife and one pair for life, what else can I ask for? 45. Tang Tang was born in xx Maternal and Child Health Hospital this afternoon 16:03. It's okay. It's 7 kg, 6 Liang, 53 cm long. It's innocent and cute. Dad is cool. Now we are looking for friends and relatives. I hope you can live a healthy and safe life for my son. 46. I gave birth to my son (or daughter) at a certain time on a certain day (or by caesarean section). Please call my husband at * * * * * * * * 47. My son was born in the central area of Chongqing at noon today, and the mother and son are safe. It is one foot five inches long and weighs five pounds and seven ounces. His name is Lang Lang. Looking at God, there is quite a father's generous charm in his brow. But when the breeze blows, it is calm. I think this way of success is due to the blessings of my relatives and friends, and so is my work, so I am writing to express my gratitude. I gave birth to a son who looks like my father. Please rest assured. 49. Hello Goddess, please take care of yourself for the rest of your life. 50. It's raining. 10:06. The baby was born, eight pounds and two big fat men, and began to save money for a wife. 5 1. Ladies and gentlemen, my little prince was born, weighing 7 kg and 8 Liang. Thank you for your concern! 52. What I have been waiting for for for a long time has finally happened. Wife, as pure as ice, added 6 Jin baby to her family last night. She is a great woman. Let me be surrounded by happiness and happiness from now on, and now share this happiness with you, so that you are as happy as me! 53. My wife gave birth to a child. At 2: 58 am on August 25, she was so happy that she weighed 6 kg and 8 Liang, and gave birth naturally! 54. As soon as my wife shouted, there was a new girl at home. Want to know the details, take money to report as soon as possible. 55. There was a loud noise in the sky, and my doll appeared. Dangdang Dangdang, 8 kg fat girl, mother and daughter are safe! 56. Today, our family contributed a brick to China/KLOC-Acer with a population of 0/300 million. In response to the national family planning call, our family only added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free. 57. Want to see our children? Yesterday he finally came out, pregnant in October, so tired! 58. I gave birth to a son at one o'clock in the middle of the night, weighing six pounds and eight ounces. Now the wound hurts so much that I can't sleep or surf the Internet. I sent you a message, hehe! 59. I have wanted to be a father for a long time, thinking about one day, one year and decades; At 9 o'clock last night, the dream came true and the nobles came; From then on, stay away from distress and embrace happiness; Now share your happiness with your friends. I hope you can hear good news soon. 60. A son seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured. 6 1. Thanks to CCTV, MTV, Mango TV and all kinds of TVs! My daughter-in-law1October 9 10: 32 successfully gave birth to a little prince, weighing 5 kg. Mother and child are safe. I have good news! 62. I always thought I would have a daughter, so I gave birth to many son-in-law early. Today, the delivery room reported good news, so I didn't dare to call, so I could only make amends by texting! Another notice: I have joined the daughter-in-law snatching corps! Please take care of your comrades! 63. Quack, quack, quack three times, the baby will fall from the sky; From then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with happiness and lived an endless good life with my wife; It's interesting. It's a surprise. I will send you a good news to make you envy me. 64. Daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy. Mother and child are safe! A friend congratulated you, named you, got married, and recognized your son. Hurry up! Ha ha. 65. Ladies and gentlemen, I was born occasionally, and the days of carrying the ball are over. China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe! 66. The baby was born smoothly at half past x today, weighing x Jin x Liang, a chubby girl, very white and healthy. 67. Thank you for saying that every day. Today, I finally couldn't help but have a laparotomy and pull out that little slacker. Gee, the handsome little prince is still sleeping! I endured the pain and kissed him gently on the forehead before waking him up. Shu Xian, the wife of a pregnant child, is so sweet inside. She works hard to earn money to buy milk powder. Who told me to meet the animal year? 69. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern! 70. I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life! 7 1. The baby golden mouse is coming today. It's crisp in autumn and cicadas are singing. I was conceived and gave birth in 10, and the moon is particularly bright tonight. I was rewarded by three parents and children, and I am happy for this favor. 72. My son, what do you think of standing out from the hundreds of millions of soldiers? 73. Mother and child are safe, and the era when teenagers belong to you has begun. Come on! 74. Watch your cabbage, the pig has been slaughtered!