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Warning message to girlfriend's ex.
If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world!
1. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.
I don't think you are a qualified friend, so you'd better be my wife!
3. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.
4. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.
5. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty!
6. Now when I wake up every day, all I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ......
7. Honey, I bought a ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable
If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.
9. If possible, I would rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
10. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.
1 1. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.
12. I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I didn't catch up with you earlier or later, just to gently ask "hello ~!" Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? "
13. Don't tell your boyfriend to fuck off, you can't afford it.
14. I never loved you. Don't waste time. Let's break up.
15. You have never contacted me on my recent qq. What's there to say? Goodbye.
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