Can sauerkraut be eaten with long hair?

My wife cooked fish with Chinese sauerkraut for dinner, which was delicious. I ate a lot. But she didn't eat, saying, "I don't want to eat." After dinner, she went online, and I quietly approached to see what she was doing. I saw her typing sauerkraut on the web page. I thought to myself, "Daughter-in-law is great. She must want to learn how to cook better!" Then I saw all the words: "sauerkraut has long hair. What will happen if you eat it?"

I made an appointment with the goddess. When I finished, I just went out and was knocked down by a stuffy stick. I woke up in the hospital, watching the goddess by the bed, and a little girl over three years old called me dad. I asked the goddess what happened? She said that I didn't stand firm when I went out, and my head hit the corner. It was three years in the hospital, and our daughter was over three years old! ~ Ciao, I'm so touched!

I have known my girlfriend for two years. Yesterday, she asked me to go to her home to have dinner with her father-she is a single-parent family. Recently, her father met an aunt, and she felt embarrassed, so she asked me to join her. Then when I entered my girlfriend's house, I saw my mother busy in the kitchen, and a middle-aged man was helping me ... It's about 6: 3 in the morning, and I stayed out all night, afraid to go home. I don't know whether I should face my mother or my father!

"OK, play with your mobile phone in class" The teacher grabbed the mobile phone and smashed it on the ground: "Call your parents to school tomorrow" The next day ... "Hello teacher, I'm his parents, and I won't learn from us. You should pay for the mobile phone, Weitu, it's 8% new. Thank you!"

Two migrant workers took a bus and saw a girl playing with kidney 7. Girl, how did you get this beautiful mobile phone? How much did you pay for it? I also want to buy one for my daughter. The girl said with contempt that it was more than 6,! I don't think you can afford it. This is another migrant worker who said, Brother, don't buy it. It's too expensive, and it's already half your salary. . . The car was quiet in an instant.

At noon, I went to an optical shop with my girlfriend to buy glasses. My boss was measuring my girlfriend, and I was chatting with my boss. Suddenly the proprietress said, take off your glasses and let me have a look. I took it to her, and she glanced at it and asked, "How much did you pay for it?" I replied, "More than 2 points." Wife of shop-owner smiled contemptuously: "I can sell you this frame and this film for 15 yuan, and my classmates are slaughtered ..." Should I tell her that I was slaughtered by her?

The man put the BMW key on the table and smiled at the girl. Today is their first blind date. Girl: How old are you? Man:' 82. Girl: Lafite in' 82. Man: You deserve it. The two of them smiled, so they opened the room and finished. The man picked up the key to the BMW and lit a cigarette. The girl didn't say anything, but gave him a sad look. Dressed quickly at once and arrived at the nearby pharmacy. She hoped that everything would come. The man came to the door of the hotel after smoking, took out another BMW key, and left in disappointment as usual ...

I opened a small noodle restaurant near the school. Just now, a student ate a bowl of noodles, and asked me if I could write it down and give it to him tomorrow when I checked out. The key is not an acquaintance, and I don't know whether he is from this school or not, so I shook my head. He stood up and began to make a phone call. After a while, a dozen people came out of school and went straight to my noodle restaurant. I took all the kitchen knives, but I didn't expect several of them to squat down and start collecting money ... "Brother, I have two pieces left over from the Internet." "Don't look at me, I have no money, so they have to pull me over ..."

One of my buddies likes a nurse girl. In order to see her, he deliberately suffers from illness and goes to treatment. Later, after a long time, the two often sat together and talked about their hearts. On this day, my buddy felt that the time was ripe and bravely confessed to her. However, the nurse refused. She said: You are often sick, and my salary can't support our family at all.