Little Swan SMS

Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "

The pig said, "My mother called me a pig, which is really nice!" " "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is also very nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a pig bastard!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me No.0 sparring partner, which is nice!"

1 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"

No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"

No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, we'll go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I am your grandmother's fish, which sounds good!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice that people call me a samurai!"

The expert said, "People call me an expert, which is also very nice!" " "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The advanced mathematics teacher said, I teach advanced mathematics this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big things this semester.

The analog electronics teacher said that I teach analog electronics this semester.

The socialist economy teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a man with lofty ideals!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have the right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that the door of my house is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is made of bricks.

Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

Bai Yu said: My name is White.

Jade Jade said, My name is Jasper.

Redjade said, My name is Redjade.

Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first!

The students in teachers' college said: I am from teachers' college.

The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first.

Five Fuwa get together to chat.

Beibei suggested: Let's give ourselves a nickname. I'll call it Beva!

Jingjing: Then my name is Jingwa!

Huanhuan: My name is Huanwa!

Nini: My name is Nina!

Yingying: You chat, I'm a little early. ...

Beibei: Let's talk about our nicknames again. People respect me very much and call me "Mr. Bei"!

Huanhuan: People call me "Ye Huan"!

Nini: Everyone calls me Grandpa Ni!

Yingying: Everyone calls me Yingying!

Jingjing: You talk. I'm a little early. ...

Beijing Crane Factory said: I hoisted it in the north.

Guangzhou crane factory said: I hang up widely.

Chongqing crane factory said: I hoisted again.

Tianjin Crane Factory said, "I hung myself from the sky.

Shanghai Crane Factory said, "You talk, I'll go first."

Guangzhou Institute of Education said that I am a widely educated person.

Zhaoqing Institute of Education says I am a Zhaojue.

Shaoguan Institute of Education said I was Miss Shao.

Zhanjiang Institute of Education said that my Zhan Jiao.

Foshan Institute of Education said, you chat, I walked first.

E said my mother called me little e, which sounded good.

D says it's nice for mom to call me little D.

C said it's good for mom to call me little C.

B says you can talk. I'll go first.

Bachelor said everyone outside called me Wang Wu.

Liu of the Wangs said it was nice for people outside to call me Liu Wang.

Old Seven of the Wangs said it was nice for people outside to call me Wang Qi.

The Wangs said you could talk, so I'll go first.

Kitten said the villagers called me kitten.

The calf said it was nice for the villagers to call me calf.

Pony said it was nice for the villagers to call me Pony.

The rabbit says you can talk. I'll go first.

Old turtle says outsiders call me grandpa turtle.

Chinemys reevesii said it was nice for outsiders to call me Grandpa Tortoise.

It's nice for China Tortoise to say that outsiders call me Lao Zi.

Little turtle and little turtle say you can talk, so let's go first.

Rabbit said people told me to open a bar for rabbits.

Turtle said it's good to be called my bar by others.

Lamb said it was good for people to call my bar Lamb Bar.

The chicken says you can talk. I'll go first.

The devil cat says people call me the devil cat.

It's nice that people call me rat demon.

Demon dog says it's good that people call me dog demon.

The devil says you can talk. I'll go first.

The chicken said I came from eggs.

It's nice for a duck to say that I'm from duck eggs.

It's good for the goose to say that I'm from goose egg.

The tortoise says you can talk. I'll go first.

This cat told me that I am your grandmother's cat.

It's nice of the dog to tell me that I am your grandmother's dog.

The fish told me that I am your grandmother's fish, which is also very good.

The bear says you can talk. I'll go first.

Bonnie said my mother called me Bonnie.

Piggy said it was good for my mother to call me piggy.

The puppy said it's nice for mom to call me a puppy.

The chicken said my mother called me a penis!

Rabbit, pig and puppy all blushed and said, I'll go first and you can talk ~

The rabbit said I was a son of a bitch,

Piggy said I was a son of a bitch,

That chicken called me a son of a bitch,

The dog says you can talk. I'll go first.

The master said: Li XX, I will call you Xiao Li.

Zhang XX, I will call you Xiao Zhang.

Ma XX, I call you pony.

Wang Xx said: I left early.

Wang Ming, Li Minghe Chen Ming said that the teacher told us that Xiao Ming wanted to listen!

Wang Hongli Chen Hong Hong said that the teacher told us that the little red man is also very good!

Chen Qiang, Li Qiang and Wang Qiang said it's good for teachers to call us Xiao Qiang!

Wang Guohua, Li Gang and Chen Gang said we should go first!

The male rabbit says people call me daddy rabbit.

Boars say it's good to be called father pig.

The male dog says it's good to be called the dog's father.

The rooster says you can talk. I'll go first.

Tigers, monkeys and turtles. A gathering of three tribal leaders.

The tiger said: People call me Tiger Head, so be fierce!

The monkey said: People call me a monkey head, like the Monkey King!

The tortoise said: I have something at home, so I have to go first.

My brother said I had a big head, and everyone in the village called me a good big brother.

My elder sister said I had a big head, and it was nice for the villagers to call me elder sister.

Grandpa says my head is big, and it's nice for the villagers to call me grandpa.

Grandma said you could talk. I'll go first.

The teacher said that the first word should be long when reciting, so

China's children said I was an ordinary China person.

American children say I'm beautiful ~ ~ ~ People in China listen very well.

It's not bad for English children to say that I'm English ~ ~ ~ from China.

Japanese children say you can talk. I'll go first.

An animal beauty contest was held in the forest, so:

Little Peacock said: Come and see my peacock hair, it's really beautiful ~

Little Swan said: Come and see my swan hair, it's so beautiful!

Xiaohe said: Come and see my crane hair, it's extraordinary%

The eagle said, if you talk, I'll go first.

The teacher asked who by name, and he used "to" to indicate his last name:

When the teacher arrived at Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang said, Xiao Wang has arrived.

When the teacher arrived at Xiao Li, Xiao Li said, Li Lai is here.

The teacher just ordered silver, and silver said, you order first, and I'll go out for a while.

The lesbian surnamed Wang said that her neck was called Wang's neck.

A lesbian surnamed Zhang said that her neck was called a neck.

A lesbian surnamed Li said her neck was called Li Jing.

Yin's lesbian theory, you can talk about it. I'll go first. ...

Several fathers outside the delivery room are naming their sons.

Lao Li said, I told my son to call Li Wei nice.

Lao Liu said: I want my son to be named Liu Wei.

Lao Zhao said, I hope my son's name is Zhao Wei.

Lao Yang said you can chat, so I'll go first.

Three girls, Xiao Liu, Chen, Xiao Wang and Wang, play together.

Xiao Liu said: My father and I are both surnamed Liu, and I love my father.

Xiao Chen said: My father and I are both surnamed Chen, and I love my father.

Xiao Wang said: My father and I are both surnamed Wang, and I love my father.

Jiao Xiao said: You talk, I walked first.

Ron Yun Fan says everyone calls me a prodigal son.

Wang Zhongyang says it's good that everyone calls me Prince.

Mei Chaofeng said it's good for people to call me plum.

There is a big storm in the Golden Wheel French King. Road flyover Ma Yu said together, you talk about our family first.

Qiao Feng says everyone calls me Joe.

Pei Hu said it's good for people to call me Hugo.

Guo Jing says everyone calls me Guo Ge. It's good.

Wei Xiaobao said you talked about my business.

The basket with the lamb pattern says: People call me the lamb basket.

The basket with the rabbit pattern on it says: People call me rabbit basket.

The basket with the pig pattern says: People call me the pig basket.

On the basket with the dog pattern, it says: You talk first, I have to leave early.

Michael Jackson said: People call me MJ for short, handsome;

Bill Gates said: People call me BG for short, handsome;

Owen said: People call me Xiao Mo, handsome;

Beckham and sarah brightman said, you chat, let's go first.

The engineer surnamed Zhang said, "People call me Zhang Gong, which is very nice."

The engineer surnamed Li said, "People call me Gong Li, which is very nice."

The engineer surnamed Hu said, "People call me Gong Hu, which is very nice."

The engineers of Lao, Tong, Gui and Nangong said, "Talk about it, we have already left early."

Ji Xueshi said that people outside call me.

Lao Liu of Ji's family said that people outside called me nice.

It's good for people outside to call me Miracle.

Her old eight said I left early, so you can talk.

Americans say we call money dollars.

Vietnamese say we call money lejin.

The British said you could talk, so I left first.

Three girls Xiao Chen, Xiao Wang, Xiao Wen and Xiao Liu are playing together.

Xiao Chen said: My father is very busy. When people saw him, they said, Mr. Chen-busy!

Xiao Wang said: My father is very busy. When people saw him, they said, Lao Wang-busy!

Xiaowen and Xiao Liu said: You talk, let's go first.

The fox who turned into a delicate fox said that everyone called me fox and seductive.

Become a refined snake and say that everyone calls me snake essence mysterious.

When you become a beautiful tortoise, you call me a beautiful tortoise tonic.

The eagle said, you are busy, I have to leave in advance.

Fish said: People call our meatballs fish balls.

The pig said: Everyone calls us meatballs.

The medicine says: the meatballs that people let us make are pills.

The cake said: you talk first, I'm leaving.

Soldiers from all over the world are talking about where they usually go for entertainment ~

The us marine corps said: we usually like to go to the palace at sea, which is very fun!

French mercenaries said: we usually like to go to the palace to buy strength!

Taliban soldiers said: We usually like to go to the Tower Palace, quiet ~

The Japanese self-defense team member said: I left early.

Mm, who plays the piano, said: My piano room is too small, and I am unhappy!

Mm who wants to get married said: My new house is so small and uncomfortable!

My computer room is too small, I am not happy!

Mm, who sells milk, said it was 7 o'clock and I went home to sleep ~

M o p. competition,

M was the first to arrive and said, people call me 1M, which is very nice.

O The second one arrived and said, It's not bad for people to call me 2O.

P finally arrived and said, go and receive the prize. I left early.

Four taxi drivers are chatting together.

Liu said: acquaintances take my car and call me Master Liu.

Zhang said: My acquaintances take my car and call me Master Zhang.

The man surnamed Wang said: My acquaintances take my car and call me Master Wang.

Kang said you said I was hungry and went home to eat noodles.

Three good friends play games. Is to add love after your name.

Mars said: I want to add a lover named Li Yingai.

Wang Ting said: I add a love called Wang Ting 'ai.

Say: I'll add a love name Zhang.

Chang Zuo said, you chat, I left early.

Xiaojin said: I am the gatekeeper, known as the Golden Gate. Don't worry.

Xiao Tie said: I'm a janitor, so I'm called the iron gate, so don't worry.

Xiao Mu said: I am a janitor, the so-called wooden door. Don't worry.

Xiao Gang said: Blow it, I left early.

Xiao Shu said: They all call me a "mature girl"

Xiaomei said: they all call me "beauty"

Xiaobian looked at the subtotal and blushed and didn't speak.

Xiaoji said, "Don't flatter yourself and don't go to work."

Bureau leaders have a meeting and several secretaries are chatting together.

Xiao Zhang said: Everyone keeps secrets from me and sometimes calls me a secretary.

Liu said: People call me Liu Mi, and sometimes they call me Liu Mi.

Xiao Wang said: People give me the secret of the king, and sometimes they call me the secretary of the king.

Bian Xiao said: You talk, I walked first. ..........

Say: the teacher asked the students to open it for me and read it well!

The teacher asked the students to open it for me and read it well!

Fan said: it's good for the teacher to ask the students to open it for me to read!

Bite bite said: you chat, I walked first.

The lady surnamed Zhang said: The child calls me Aunt Zhang.

Ms. Liu said: The child calls me Aunt Liu.

The lady surnamed Li said: The child calls me Aunt Li.

Ms. Meng said, I'll go first if you talk.

Xiao said that everyone calls me AB, which is very nice and smooth.

Xiao B said that everyone called me BB, which was very nice. English means baby.

Xiao C said that everyone called me CB, which was also very nice.

Xiao s said you can all chat. I'll go first.

Lao people say: old pigs and dogs are not as good as old oxen. I want an old cow, cool!

Yemenis say: wild boar and wild dog are not as good as bison. I want bison, cool!

The Saudis said: It is better to kill pigs and dogs than to kill cattle. I want to kill that cow. Cool!

Kenyans say: It is better to chew a pig than a dog. I want to chew a cow. Cool!

Venezuelans say: It is better to feed pigs and dogs than cattle. I want to feed the scalpers. Cool!

The Japanese said: You talk, I'll go first.

Zhang said: My son will scream in the future, which is very nice.

Lao Wang said: My son will be called Wang Guang in the future, which is not bad.

Lao Wu said: My son will be called Guangwu in the future, which is also very nice.

Old Pang said: You talk, I'll go first.

One day, the emperor of the Han Dynasty gave a banquet to entertain the heroes and greeted them one by one:

Say to Liu Bei: Be mentally prepared, how is your mother!

Say to Sun Quan: Quan, how is your mother?

Say to Lu Bu: Bu, how is your mother?

Cao Cao and Jiang Gan immediately got up and said, "Let's talk. My baby needs to change diapers. Please excuse me first! " !

Lao Wang: My daughter's name is Wang Xiao.

Lao Zhang: My daughter's name is Zhang Xiao.

Lao Zhou: My daughter's name is Zhou Xiao.

Lao Cui: I'll go home and cook first, and you can chat!

Master Zhang said: Everyone calls me Teacher Zhang, so nice!

Master Wang said: Everyone calls me Julian Waghann, which is nice!

Everyone calls me Li, which is very nice!

Master Jiang and Master Mao said, You talk. My apprentice wants to see me. I'll go first. ...

The boss checked the work one by one. ...

Say to the mop: Did you mop the floor?

Say to the person who paid the money: Have you paid the money?

Say to the boiler: Is the water boiling?

To the messenger: ........

Li Shoucai, the boss, said that my mother asked me to take good care of my money.

Li Shoufu, the second child, said that my mother told me to keep my blessing.

Li Shoujin, the third son, said, My mother told me to keep gold and gold.

Old four Li Shouyin said, I'll go first if you talk.

The mechanic said I still have two garages.

The book seller said that I still have two study rooms.

The flower seller said that I still have two greenhouses.

The yogurt seller said you could talk, so I'll go first.

The leader of the Academy of Social Sciences said that we are called Academy of Social Sciences for short.

The leader of the Chinese Academy of Sciences said that we referred to the Chinese Academy of Sciences for short.

The leader of the mining research institute said that we called it the mining research institute for short.

The leader of the School of Foreign Economics said that we, we, we should not abbreviate.

The Finance News said: We call ourselves financial records, which sounds good.

"Youth Daily" said, "It's interesting that we call ourselves Qingqi.

Sports magazine said: We call ourselves body records, which are easy to read.

Military magazine said: you talk, I'll go first.

Director Zhou said: Everyone calls me Zhou Chu.

Director Li said: Everyone calls me Li Chu.

Wang Dao's speech: Everyone calls me King Chu.

Director Zhuang said: You talk, I have something to do, so I have to go first. ...

Copper miners say I sell copper well.

Iron miners say I sell iron well.

Tin miners say my tin sells well.

The silver miner said you could talk. I'll go first.

Menstruation says Xiao Qiang says my sister-in-law is fine.

Mom says it's good for Xiao Qiang to call me Ma Xiao.

My uncle said that Xiao Qiang called me brother-in-law, which is also very nice.

Cousin says you can talk. I'll go first.