Funny text messages

1. Although your life is full of ups and downs, you are still calm and composed, resisting the temptation of the fragrance of the world, and being loyal to your responsibilities. It’s hard to express my admiration. From now on, I will regard you as my role model - washboard!

2. Life is actually a bumper car. If you get the right direction, you will be glorious for a lifetime; if you get the right environment, you will be comfortable for a lifetime; if you get the right fortune, you will be smooth for a lifetime; if you get the right hobby, you will be fulfilled for a lifetime; if you get the right lover, you will be happy for a lifetime; if you get the right leader, you will be relaxed for a lifetime; if you get the right one, you will be relaxed for a lifetime. If you make friends, you will be happy for a lifetime; if you meet gods, there will be a next life!

3. Media people cannot afford to be hurt in love! Being single is called manuscript shortage, being in love is called rushing to draft, getting married is called finalizing the manuscript, getting divorced is called withdrawing the manuscript, being abandoned is called the death of the manuscript, remarrying is called redrafting, and remarrying is called revising the manuscript.

4. When driving, don’t back your back too close, otherwise people will say you have short legs; when eating, don’t always pick the food that is close to you, otherwise people will say you have shallow eyes; when you have nothing to do, don’t cough casually. , otherwise others will say you have influenza A!

5. A person is like a house, and friends are the windows. The more windows, the brighter the house. I would like to be your sunny window, bringing the fragrance of flowers in spring, coolness in summer, refreshing air in autumn, and warm sunshine in winter, so that your life will always be bright.

6. The vast sea of ??people, my heart is beating for you. Your seemingly unconcerned expression makes me feel a dull pain. Your indifference makes me dare not express my feelings, but I can't help myself anymore...you stepped on my feet!

7. You can play mahjong for three to five days without getting tired, drink three or five bottles of Moutai without getting drunk, and go to the dance floor without sleeping for three to five nights. Give your boss a slap on the back and be cold-tempered with your subordinates, but you can learn karaoke in one go!

8. Friendships are established through comings and goings, and talents are familiar through visits. Enthusiasm is revealed in the ordinary, and true love is cherished in happiness. Pride bursts out in a happy heart, and style is gorgeous in peace and tranquility. Tenderness is shown in harmony and beauty, and passion is overflowing in health.

9. When looking for a job, go to "Jobs and Jobs", to find a wife, go to "If You Are the One", to get married, go to "Husband Looks Like You", to have children, go to "Happy Camp", and to have grandchildren, go to "Happy Camp" "Avenue of Stars", after having great-grandchildren, go to "Appreciating Treasures", and after death, go to "Science Exploration".

I hope my answer can help you!