Funny sentences between brothers

1. A brother is louder than the sky, and a buddy is really rough.

2. One person said to his best friend: When your wedding dress comes down, I will make a short skirt to match. To my brothers: When you wear suits and leather shoes, I will accompany you brilliantly.

3. Don’t say goodbye before leaving, so that I can treat it as if I have never left. In the end, a hug is enough.

4. Those who can act are good students, because they know that people are sophisticated and mature early.

5. I am willing to have sex with you until we are together forever!

6. It can make a man cry.

7. The rainy air, tiredness and sadness, the fairy tale in my memory has slowly melted away.

8. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

9. Think about it, aren’t you happier than others now?

10. A beggar is a person who taxes your conscience.

11. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is set against the wrong wall.

12. I am not someone you can say goodbye to if you don’t want to deal with me!

13. True friends will not be alienated even if they don’t chat every day.

14. Silence makes you uncomfortable either for me or for you.

15. Ask your brother how long to do it, and how long to do it if your heart beats. I would rather let down everyone in the world than let down the love of my brothers. Brothers are the sky, brothers are the earth. If you have more brothers, you can stand up to the sky and the earth.

16. Thank you for giving me this indifferent knife when I was weak. I don’t know whether it was your softness or my hardness.

17. What are brothers? I haven’t had a phone call for a week or a month, but I’m feeling bored and have a phone call all the time!

18. The country and the country fight together, and our lives fight together. Brothers work together to continue glory.

19. No matter how beautiful it is, it cannot withstand forgetfulness, and no matter how sad it is, it cannot withstand time.

20. Leave no trace when disappearing. I hate myself for losing your unique taste.

21. If you have the ability, be stubborn to me! I won't always be a scarecrow! Not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles either!

22. We fight together, and fight for our lives together. Brothers work together to continue glory.

23. I never thought that in the whole world, you would be the only one who cruelly left me out in the cold.

24. The most unforgettable things in life are those years when I and my brothers skipped classes, picked up girls, got into trouble, defrauded my family of money, and acted cool.

25. It is not necessarily a good thing that all people stand on one side, for example, they all stand on one side of the boat.

26. This desperate pursuit of the idea of ??loving the new and hating the old.

27. I have only one heart and I only love one person.

28. Last year it was popular for best friends to steal their boyfriends. Is it time for brothers to steal their wives this year?

29. Accidental success is more terrifying than failure.

30. There is no way for people to get hurt while walking in the world. There is no smooth road in the world.

31. So, although we fought with you, we are still brothers. Remember it!

32. I have no sisters. I keep repeating this sentence. I don’t want to be cheated, let alone sad.

33. If one day you are tired but have no support, then please fall back, I will always be behind you.

34. Although I don’t have a love worth envying, I do have friendships that make me proud.

35. I’m sorry if my joke hurts you. I thought we knew each other very well.

35. I don’t give you gifts on your birthday now. I write a blessing to you. If you think the gift is not enough, add me as well. I wish you a happy birthday!

36. Comrades and friends: Today, on this special day, we are reunited to celebrate everyone’s birthday.

On behalf of the Development Committee, the Council of Celebrations, and the GGs and MMs who have been working on sending birthday greeting text messages for a long time, I would like to express my heartfelt condolences and wishes to those comrades who have had, have not celebrated, and are currently celebrating their birthdays. I hope you will continue to Adhere to the theory of emergence to guide the overall situation, arm the mind with the important thinking of the Eight Represents, overcome difficulties, keep pace with the times, and strive to celebrate birthdays early, celebrate birthdays well, and celebrate birthdays often, so as to create a more beautiful and harmonious birthday situation. Work hard!

37. When you cry, it rains. When you smile, the sun shines in the sky. When you sing, the sky fills with stars. Are you a human or a demon? No matter what you are, even if you are a shemale. , I wish you happiness every day of your life!

38. You are the moon rabbit lost in the cold palace of Chang'e's sister. You came to my home. It's your birthday this year, and my gift to you is a carrot. Don't say you don't like to eat, let me tell you a secret: "After eating this birthday carrot, you can really go back to the moon."

39. You are so awesome. I heard that the international movie star Jackie Chan Big brother is now your bodyguard. Brother Jackie Chan appealed on TV: "No buying and selling, no killing." So you are safe this year, Brother Tiger.