If you are the one, spoof text messages.

Guangzhou guy: Hello, Mr. Murphy! Hello, Miss Le Jia! Hello, Miss Han Huang! Hello, 24 female guests! Hello, audience friends, friends in front of the TV!

Murphy: Introduce yourself.

Guangzhou guy: Hello, 24 female guests. Hello, Mr. Murphy. I come from Guangzhou, Guangdong, the capital of food.

Murphy: Please introduce your hometown.

Guangzhou guy: There are many people! Lots of cars! There are many delicious foods! If we succeed in holding hands, then I will take you to eat 1, fresh shrimp Wonton Noodles; 2. Shawan double skin milk; 3, Chen Tianji fish skin: boat porridge; 4, English beef offal: radish beef offal; 5. rice rolls, Yin Ji: beef sausage and fresh shrimp sausage; 6. Shunde Li: Niu Er, Xiao Zao; 7. Tao Taoju: chicken feet and shrimp dumplings; 8. Guangzhou Restaurant: Wenchang Chicken and Shrimp Dumplings; 9, pork foot ginger vinegar egg Shiduo: pork foot ginger; 10, Shunji Ice Room: Coconut Ice Cream ... Take you to taste authentic food. I don't want you to be slim, as long as you have a lot of happiness and happiness. ...

Murphy: Don't talk about food in our If You Are the One program, ok? Eat too much.

Guangzhou guy: Oh, I see. Hello, everyone. I come from Guangzhou. My Chinese name is Deng Na scarlett.

Murphy: Do you have an English name?

Guangzhou guy: My English name is "malou". (24 beautiful female guests laugh).

Murphy: Tell me about your job.

Guangzhou guy: I have no job. My father and I opened a barbecue stall under the pond. We have an electric car. We usually send barbecues to my dad and collect rent. I have looked for several girlfriends, but they can only share wealth with me, not hardships, and finally broke up.

Murphy: Can you be more specific? And where is Tangxia?

Guangzhou guy: They know how to play mahjong every day. When they had no money, they asked me for it. What do you think such a woman wants? She is just a black sheep. Tangxia is an urban village in Guangdong, which belongs to a chaotic place.

Murphy: What kind of woman are you looking for?

Guangzhou guy: I like girls with easy-going personality, thin ribs and big hips.

Morphy: What does "sparerib essence" mean?

Guangzhou guy: sparerib essence means good figure.

Murphy: Then why do you like girls with big hips?

Guangzhou guy: a woman with a big ass is easy to raise, and she feels that she can touch it at any time (everyone at the scene laughs silly).

Morphy: Please ask 24 beautiful girls to turn their backs on the male guests, and ask the male guests to choose attractive girls.

Murphy: Have you chosen a male guest?

Guangzhou guy: OK.

Morphy: Please ask 24 beautiful female guests to choose.

At this time, 24 female guests turned off the lights at the same time, and the voice of "It's a pity that you didn't accompany me to the end" sounded at the scene.

Guangzhou guy: What does this mean?

Murphy: Yes. . Um ... . Male guest: How many assets does your barbecue stand have, plus rent?

Guangzhou guy: I haven't calculated the details. The 100 apartment in Tangxia only charges tens of thousands of rent per month, while the 10 apartment in Liede Village and Zhujiang New Town costs more, so it is 10 per month.

At this time, a miracle appeared, and 24 female guests asked to light the lights for the male guests again.

Murphy: Do you want to be a male guest?

Guangzhou guy: No.

Guangzhou guy: I just want to tell you that you are with those rich people now. A lot of money is not their money, but his father earned it. Why he can earn so much money is because his father found a woman who is willing to accompany him from scratch like his mother when he was young. So today, I just want to tell you that a man who loves you will love this woman for life, and a woman who loves you will keep this man for life. A man will only respect the woman who accompanied him through rough times. If you can do it, a man will stay away from you until you stop loving him.

At this time, there was silence on the stage if you are the one.

At this time, the male guest's Nokia mobile phone rang, only to hear a rude voice yelling at the other end of the phone: "Hey, dead boy, why don't you go to if you are the one?" Zhong Wu went back to Lebanon to help collect rent! "

It's true. After reading that issue, I actually looked down on rural people. These greedy people don't know that 70% of the rich in China will be in the countryside in the future. Ah. . . . And the wives of these rich people actually have 70% bad skin, that is to say. . . But the husband and wife are very harmonious because they share joys and sorrows. Too bad it wasn't you. . . . Silent. .