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April Fool's Day is coming! How to write the sentence about April Fool's Day?
Tisch
1. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this message. Now bacteria are striding through your body. Happy April Fool's Day to you.
2. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!
3. If you want to travel far away, sincere friends will see you off; The cold wind cannot stop our friendship; I hold your hand and say: reform well and reduce your sentence as much as possible! Happy April Fool's Day!
I once had a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!
Promise me to take good care of myself and be calm no matter what happens; No matter what you do, you must have determination; Be optimistic whenever and wherever you are; No matter who you meet, don't tell him that you are crazy! Happy holidays!
Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China with sabre, shotgun and soil cannon at 10 this evening. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. A beautiful pig jumps in front of you, looks at you adoringly and wags its tail. I sang a song for you: I will be you when I grow up! Happy April Fool's Day!
8. Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, I think of you for the first time-happy holidays!
9. Autumn winds start, and autumn winds are cut for you; Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and take it home to stew you! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!
10. If you are ugly, please call110; If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and we will discuss it in detail. Happy April Fool's Day.
1 1. Your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!
12. A person who can live with me forever is called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Wish you a happy holiday!
13. I was born useful, but I don't understand! One day, Wang Di woke up from a dream. Get up at eight tomorrow morning, and he will understand after eating the cake (you will be surprised if you try to read the third word of each sentence). Happy April Fool's Day!
14. It is real gold and is never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.
15. Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
extreme
1. Seeing you is like seeing the following information: A little pig is very powerful. He eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. He has never been noisy and has no temper. No one can match his weight. Do you think the pig is stupid or not? He is still reading the short message! Happy April Fool's Day!
When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts? Whatever you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
3. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every fool can get a text message, but you did it! Happy holidays!
4. Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.
5. Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: selling children, women, rice, iron, houses, land and wives. Thank you for your cooperation! China Telecom. Happy April Fool's Day!
When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. The pig ran very slowly, and the horse shouted, Stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Dear users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick book of wisdom, which you can learn as long as you read "I am 250" ten times in a row. Happy April Fool's Day!
8. Time is magic. Because the ions in the sun are too strong recently, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better! Happy holidays!
9. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet and living in Shangri-La; Get dressed and take a Cadillac; Look at the scene and enjoy a happy life; Travel around the world, lottery period ... wish April Fool's Day dream come true!
10. When something happens, you will be too busy; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!
12. According to your birthday, you are sure to make a windfall today. Blow an explosive hairstyle first, put on patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street, saying "Come on!" ! Happy April Fool's Day!
13. Recently, I got a whitening secret recipe. I saw with my own eyes that a person who looked particularly black became particularly white, which was really effective! Of course, I will think of you when something good happens. The method is to soak in water and apply several layers of powder to your face. Happy April Fool's Day!
14. Please press the button to enjoy the beautiful scenery ... No, the beauty ran away ... I said you still pressed it after you ran away ... Idiot, you still pressed it ... Alas, it's really gone! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
15. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy April Fool's Day!
Tisso
1. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Imperial edict: Bring goods to heaven, and the emperor calls: Because you don't love me, you will be punished for three days. You are not allowed to shit, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit. The paper is only three feet long until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper! Happy April Fool's Day!
3. Send you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes and durians like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!
4. This short message has a clear purpose and professionally tests your IQ: if you delete this short message, it means that your IQ is low. If you save this short message, if you reply to this short message, it is equivalent to an idiot. If you forward this short message, congratulations, you are still saved. Happy April Fool's Day!
A cricket and a pig bet that you can't see me when I jump into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?
6. April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the most intimate relationship, from the temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.
7. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!
8. From April 1 day, the salary of all employees in this unit will increase by 40%. Please collect the difference between April1-March 9:00- 17:00. Wish you a happy holiday!
9. Dear users, because your mobile phone sends short messages too many times, the server system crashes, so you are suspended from using the short message sending function for 24 hours. Happy April Fool's Day!
10. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please wrap the quilt, wear the toilet and put a straw in your nose to sleep under the bed tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. Urgent reminder: there may be tornado weather recently. Be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by the strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. Others have a big bunch of roses, and I am short of money. I only have a cactus, so I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "sit on it!" " "Happy April Fool's Day!
13. April Fool's Day is coming, please be vigilant. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!
14. Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!
15. Stop getting drunk. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouting, are you a brother? Brother did it! Happy April Fool's Day!
Article 4
1. psychological test: if you race with a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; 3 You are slower than a bear … Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my fairy brother, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.
3. A can of oil and a basket of beans. The mouse smells the fragrance of oil and beans. Climb into tanks, jump into baskets and steal oil and beans. Happy and flustered, my feet slipped and my body shook. "plop, I fell into the tank."
4. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!
5. abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home. Happy April Fool's Day!
6. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, dream about you when I sleep, can't walk during the day, and can't sleep at night. One thousand words: When can I get your ... 5 million prize? Happy April Fool's Day!
7. After receiving the notice from the superior, April Fool's Day is also a holiday: one minute for being able, ten minutes for being smart, half an hour for being smart, half a day for being ordinary, and a stupid day! Alas, people like me can't take a vacation basically, and maybe they have to work overtime! I envy you, and you can live a good life again! Wish you a happy holiday in advance!
8. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey; Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Colleagues should choose hard work and have no temper; Friends should choose the pig's head and dog's brain with a runny nose. Stop looking and wipe your nose. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. Ah, your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so charming. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!
10. I want to say goodbye to you. It breaks my heart to see innocent written on your face. Why did I choose deeply, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around forever, but my mother said, "pigs are not allowed in the city"! Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. I'll follow you wherever you fly; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you.-dead fly. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. You borrowed a dress from Baiyun, borrowed a pair of wings from a bird, flew up to me and said, Bird people are like this! Happy April Fool's Day!
13. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.
14. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"
15. notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes! Happy April Fool's Day!
chapter five
1. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever! Happy April Fool's Day!
2. I want to see the sea with you but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said, don't walk the dog! Happy April Fool's Day!
It is predicted that in the near future, your IQ index will increase by 50%, the punchline will increase by 50%, the facial distortion will increase by 50%, the degree of prevention will increase by 50%, and the probability of being disturbed by * will increase by 50% in Gao Qi. Generally speaking, your chances of being cheated will soar by 250%. April Fool's Day is here. I hope you can feel 100% happiness with 250 hearts.
4. It is said that meteors are responsive! I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking the silence of the night sky for me, and then with my blessing, let it fall on your sleeping pillow … and kill you! Happy April Fool's Day!
The animal world is really wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!
6. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev Happy April Fool's Day!
7. When you see this message, congratulations, you stand out from 99 competitors and you have won my love. Do you want to come out and celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!
8. A river of spring water merges into a Jiang Tao, and one mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!
10. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, before April Fool's Day came, someone sent me a malicious short message. Can't I come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. I've been meaning to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead, and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth.
13. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.
14. Once upon a time, you were dressed in luxury and always dreamed of a Manchu-Chinese banquet. So I want to hit on you in summer, and you say it's too hot. I want to hit on you in winter, and you say it's too cold. Chunqiu wants to hit on you, but you still want to hit on me if you say it's lukewarm. I am bored. Aren't you a bag of instant noodles? How can there be so many things!
15. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!
Article 6
1, I remembered that innocent time again. I remember once lying leisurely on the grass, looking at the white clouds floating in the blue sky. You stay by my side tenderly, look at me affectionately, and occasionally whisper in my ear, saying: baa-
Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!
3, I know you are the most beautiful, chubby figure is very cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, frugal character is worthy of praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.
4. There are no clouds in Wan Li, and streams are running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything in a flash. Please choose a good time next time!
5, don't stop: dreams keep chasing; Don't give up: there is a sunrise after the night; The road is bitter: sweat is a beautiful blessing; Remember: success is the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into the pit!
My hero aimed at the battlefield and locked the enemy's movements with a pair of binoculars. Although this wish failed, you still looked forward to it with a telescope … until one day the girl across the door cursed: What are you looking at? Smelly rascal!
7. I like smoking, and you like convulsions; I like spending money, and you like making money; I like watching jokes, and you like joking; Never mind our relationship, just send the message to the right person.
8. I have been in pain recently. I went to Obama's house to clean the glass and went to Putin's house to wash the dishes. Finally made a dime. I don't want to eat or wear anything, so I will send you a message: it's cold recently, so put on more clothes!
9. I specially dug a mine for you, which contains: gold medal nomination, silver heart, copper heart forever, aluminum victory, potassium happiness, coal trouble, tungsten worry, and infinite lead!
10, frankly speaking, I like you very much, like your eyes, like your happy expression, like your walking posture, like your coquetry and cuteness, and even like the way you sleep, but what makes me most angry is that you always lose your hair when you can't catch the mouse!
1 1. I'm above and she's below. I really want it, and she's salivating. Later ... I was happy and she was in pain. Answer: fishing.
12, in fact, sometimes you can turn off your mobile phone, quit social software, not log in to Weibo, enjoy the peace, and open these again in a few days, and you will find: Root! Ben. Don't! People! Lian! Department! You!
13, my god! Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me text messages and don't care about me. I wish them enough to eat, and then walk on watermelon skin. ...
14, the forest is full of trees, and white clothes are better than snow. I knelt down and stroked the lyre. You stand still, which is my only bosom friend. So, you and I have achieved a story that has been passed down through the ages-casting pearls before swine. ...
15, in a person's life, life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you're amazing. You are bragging.
16. Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!
17, over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, crossed the road, bypassed the mountains and had dinner and soup together. Although you never reply to my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, go out and put on a robe!
18, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat against your feet, and you look more perfect! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance!
19, there is a question that stumbles me. I think only you can help me. What does the sentence "pig manure blocks the aisle" mean? Be sure to think again and again. Let me know when you know.
20. Guan Yu went to the banquet of Zhenwu Emperor and was stopped by two generals, the tortoise and the snake. Guan Yu asked why, and General Turtle said that anyone who committed debauchery and wealth was not allowed in. You chopped Hua Xiong with warm wine, Cao Cao sent a beautiful girl, got on the horse and dismounted the silver, and cut six generals through five customs, so no entry was allowed. Guan Yu was surprised: I can't see that you are quite familiar with the Three Kingdoms.
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