Draw boxing lines

Moderator: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, friends from the audience, compatriots in Taiwan Province Province and overseas Chinese. Today, we will broadcast to you an unprecedented heavyweight defending champion of China through the Indian Ocean International Telecommunications Satellite at the Beijing Century Hotel. Now, let's welcome the current champion Zhu Shimao. Zhu Shimao in a red cloak is 34 years old. He is 1.78 meters tall and weighs 99 kilograms. As soon as he appeared, he attracted great attention from the audience. Zhu Shimao held the heavyweight title in China for five years, and remained unbeaten all the time. Today, it is particularly striking. Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, is wearing a red cloak, like a leaping fire. Do you have confidence in defeating your opponent to defend the champion today?

Zhu Shimao: Sure.

Moderator: Sorry, this is China, please use Chinese.

Zhu Shimao: Sorry, I thought it was abroad. Sure, no problem.

Moderator: What about today's game? There are live TV stations in 85 countries and regions in the world, and the time for booking satellite lines is 70 minutes. Do you think you can knock the challenger to the ground and win the title of boxing champion in a few rounds at most?

Zhu Shimao: In those days, Lu had attacked Kansai three times. Am I not as good as the ancients?

Moderator: Good point. Zhu Shimao, the champion, had a loud voice and landed forcefully. Ok, next, let's welcome the challenger with thunderous applause.

Peisi Chen: What? What are you doing? I'm here for the competition.

Others: This is the challenger.

Compere: Does this look like a challenger? Excuse me, sir, what are you doing here?

Peisi Chen: Needless to say, there will be no fighting.

Compere: Why did you come to fight? You see the audience in an uproar, laughing. You are here, we are defending boxing, you are a challenger, and you come to the boxing match.

Peisi Chen: What's the difference? Just knocking down one. Fighting outside, he is in charge of the police, fighting here, and everyone is still shouting hello.

Moderator: You are absolutely right. May I ask your name, sir?

: Chen.

Moderator: Oh, your family name is Chen, so what's your name?

Peisi Chen: No name.

Moderator: No name?

Peisi Chen: I work at home, so my mother has called me my youngest son since I was a child.

Moderator: We know that you are ... Everyone has heard that his name is Chen Xiaoer Zi. Needless to say, he is a Japanese.

Peisi Chen: China, China, purebred.

Moderator: OK, next is the five-minute free speech time for athletes before the game. We must listen to what athletes are excited about and tell our audience. Then, according to past practice, we must interview the current champion first.

Peisi Chen: Alas, a snob.

Moderator: Please ask Mr. Zhu Shimao, the champion, to say a few words to the TV audience.

Zhu Shimao: My friends, I don't think you quite understand how painful it is to be a boxer without an opponent. Today, I finally got a chance to use my fist. But I admire the young man standing in front of me, his courage and his courage.

Moderator: Wait a minute, Mr. Zhu Shimao, the champion. I heard that you made careful preparations for this competition, and you went to America specially some time ago. Can you tell our audience which boxing peers you talked with in America, especially the famous boxers?

Zhu Shimao: That's too much, like Ali.

Moderator: Ali, this is the famous old boxing champion.

Zhu Shimao: holyfield.

Moderator: holyfield, who won the championship for the second time not long ago.

Zhu Shimao: Head waiter.

Moderator: Foreman, a 42-year-old boxer.

Zhu Shimao: Tai Sen.

Moderator: Oh ... this audience is very familiar with this. It is a generation of boxing pride and champion Tai Sen.

Peisi Chen: Something seems to have happened to Tai Sen.

Moderator: Yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry. Tai Sen committed rape and is now in prison.

Zhu Shimao: Do you know this place?

Peisi Chen: It's all on TV.

Moderator: Yes, they are all reports.

Zhu Shimao: Now the news is really well informed. I'll go to prison and discuss it with him.

Moderator: You have visited Tai Sen in prison.

Zhu Shimao: Of course.

Peisi Chen: Just say that your visit to the prison will be over soon. People are like this. How can I compete with you? Cows can't even blow. Go down and have a look first.

Moderator: Excuse me, challenger, do you have anything to say to the audience?

Peisi Chen: There's nothing to say, just one word, not satisfied.

Moderator: Yes, it is just one word, dissatisfied.

Peisi Chen: I have had this problem since I was a child. I don't know who the king is. Ask us guys who dare to live in our area and our hutongs, but you can ask about four cities in Beijing. I beat them in Chen Xiaoer. I just heard something the other day. There is a guy named Zhu.

Moderator: Zhu Shimao.

Peisi Chen: Right, right, right. Zhu Shimao and Zhu Shimao have been standing in the ring for five years, and no one dares to challenge him. In my heart, I am very angry. Hey, I'm here suddenly. Don't say anything anyway. Whether it's a mule or a horse, I'll see you in the ring.

Moderator: It can be seen from the applause of the audience that I have great hopes for you, but you have such great confidence. Have you considered in case you lose?

Peisi Chen: If you lose, you are also the runner-up. That's not the most important thing. People speak the Olympic spirit very well. What matters is mixing.

Moderator: Sorry, sorry. The importance of the Olympic spirit lies in participation.

Zhu Shimao: Participation, not mixing?

Peisi Chen: Integration is participation, and participation is also integration.

Zhu Shimao: This is a sign of lack of culture.

Peisi Chen: What do you mean, uneducated? You go to America ...

Compere: Audience friends, now we see people standing in the boxing ring. This is a special professional senior boxing referee specially appointed by the International Professional Boxing Federation. He came from Saudi Arabia to enforce the boxing match. Mr Tang Jiezhong, senior referee. He recalled his praise to the audience. Because the International Professional Boxing Federation knew that the boxing match was very difficult, it appointed Mr. Tang Jiezhong as the referee. The referee is checking the athletes' equipment, boxers' gloves and mouthguards.

Referee: Come here.

Peisi Chen: Why?

Referee: Check.

Moderator: Look at the challenger's equipment again.

Referee: Open your mouth.

Moderator: Referee check

Peisi Chen: I'm registered. I'm 25 years old.

Referee: I want to have a look.

Peisi Chen: Mouth?

Referee: Buy animals. Let me see your mouthguard.

Peisi Chen: What do you mean, dental protection? That's still a false tooth. I won't wear it.

Referee: You must wear protective teeth in the game.

Peisi Chen: I didn't.

Referee: Over there.

Peisi Chen: Borrow one from him? Brother Zhu, thank you, thank you.

Zhu Shimao: I wore that. I did it.

Peisi Chen: I don't think you are dirty.

Zhu Shimao: I thought you were dirty.

Moderator: Mr. Chen Xiaoer is so unfamiliar with the rules of the game that he even forgot to prepare a tray.

Referee: Players of both sides shake hands.

Moderator: The athletes from both sides reach out to each other.

Zhu Shimao: Why did you hit me?

Referee: What's wrong?

Peisi Chen: He hit me first.

Zhu Shimao: Do you understand?

Referee: That's your fault.

Peisi Chen: He hit me first, then. ...

Moderator: Mr. Chen Xiaoer, the challenger, is now eyeing Miss Etiquette. His energy is a little distracted, and the game is about to start. At the beginning of the first match, Zhu Shimao, the champion, attacked many times in the middle of the ring. Chen Xiaoer dodged two consecutive punches with his right hand, and Chen Xiaoer retreated to the side rope.

Peisi Chen: If you take it, I won't have to bother.

Moderator: Boxing champion Zhu Shimao took the initiative in the first game, while Chen Xiaoer was very passive. Now he is bluffing, and Chen Xiaoer uses his fists.

Referee: Foul. Evil

Moderator: Referee Tang Jiezhong announced that the game was suspended. He forgot that this is not a Sanda competition, but a boxing competition.

Referee: Foul.

Moderator: It seems that Mr. Zhu Shimao was unprepared for this, so he was beaten to the edge of the ring. Excuse me, Mr. Chen Xiaoer, what was your fist just now?

Peisi Chen: Wang Baquan.

Compere: He used turtle back boxing, which is often used in rural areas of China, especially when women fight. The athletes didn't want to try, so they continued to fight. Another turtle fist, and then, it was this anti-turtle fist that made the champion Zhu Shimao stumble and breathe. Chen Xiaoer continues to attack.

Referee: Foul.

Moderator: Zhu Shimao started to fight back. The first match between the two sides has ended. In the first game, we saw that Mr. Zhu Shimao, the champion, had no advantage, while Mr. Chen Xiaoer skillfully used the timeout to give the champion another punch.

Referee: Come on, get ready.

Moderator: The second game between the two sides has begun. When Mr. Chen Xiaoer appeared, he began to oppose turtle boxing again. This time, the champion has taken preventive measures. Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, began to add fists and fists, and Chen Xiaoer was unable to parry

P: Good spanking, good spanking.

Moderator: Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, attacked many times. Now, Mr Chen Xiaoer has been knocked out of the ring in a panic. Zhu Shimao, the boxing champion, raised his hands on the stage to signal to the audience that Zhu Shimao, the boxing champion, had played badly. Even referee Tang Jiezhong was punched, and the two sides scuffled. The referee separated the two sides and the second game was over. This time, Chen Xiaoer is very clear about the rules of the game. He signaled to his opponent that the game would be suspended. In today's game, Chen Xiaoer successfully used opportunistic tactics to sneak attack twice. After two games, the athletes were exhausted and sweaty, and Chen Xiaoer sat on the champion throne with a clear conscience. Zhu Shimao seems to have discovered this, and the two sides started a wrestling match on the stage. Tang Jiezhong, an international referee from Saudi Arabia, separated the two sides. This time, challenger Chen Xiaoer took his place, and champion Zhu Shimao took the place of champion. Chen Xiaoer brought a strange drink today. This is the watermelon that Beijingers often drink in summer. At the beginning of the third game, Zhu Shimao skillfully used his opponent's distraction to punch his opponent in the face, and Chen Xiaoer's face was hit to the left from the middle. Another punch, this time from left to right. This punch hit right in the middle, and it was really wrong.

Side: hit, punch, hit

Peisi Chen: I protest.

Referee: Protest against what?

Peisi Chen: He hit me with three people.

Referee: Three ... one person.

Peisi Chen: Three, one, two, three.

Referee: Then look at this.

Peisi Chen: Three.

Referee: You hit the middle.

Peisi Chen: In the middle, in the middle. ...

Moderator: Now, in the eyes of Chen Xiaoer Zi, Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, has adopted the phantom swimming tactics. Zhu Shimao, the champion, dodged cleverly. Another straight punch in the left hand. Chen Xiaoer has been at a disadvantage in this game. Now he has started hand-to-hand combat. What the hell happened?

Referee: How can you bite?

Zhu Shimao: I protest.

Peisi Chen: I didn't bite.

Referee: No biting.

Zhu Shimao: What?

Moderator: The referee didn't see it.

Peisi Chen: No bite.

Zhu Shimao: Why don't you bite? Do you think you bit it?

Referee: What's wrong now?

Moderator: This time, the vast number of TV viewers saw clearly that it was Chen Xiaoer who really bit people.

Referee: Why did you bite again?

Peisi Chen: He bit himself.

Referee: Why did he bite himself?

Peisi Chen: Is this his tooth?

Referee: Yes, did you bite yourself?

Moderator: The referee didn't look, and the champion knocked the referee to the ground with one punch. At this moment, Chen Xiaoer hugged the champion, and champion Zhu Shimao laughed on the stage, but he was so happy. Now Chen Xiaoer has used his killer weapon, even tickling and hitting people. Chen Xiaoer is now the first to attack continuously. Champion Zhu Shimao was forced into the ring.

Referee: foul, foul, foul.

Moderator: Mr Tang Jiezhong separated them.

Referee: Not convinced.

Moderator: He is also infected, and you are not convinced.

Referee: One ... ...

Moderator: seconds 1, 2, 3.

Referee: Listen to me, 5 6 7 8 9 10.

Moderator: The referee was also infected. At this moment, Chen Xiaoer hugged the referee and kissed him. The champion beat the referee aside. Chen Xiaoer thought he was the referee, hugged each other and looked like an opponent.