What little jokes about the workplace are worth sharing?

Although I just want to be a coolie, I have to dress like a child if I want to find a job in the talent market! You can't make a fool of yourself in public. So I wore a suit and tie, polished my shoes and went on my way. When I arrived at the talent market, I saw a sea of people, which was impenetrable. I didn't squeeze in, thinking, "With my conditions, finding a coolie is also a piece of cake!" " "So I waited and waited, and the sun went down, and no one came to recruit me. It's almost hopeless At this time, a man came quickly, and I quickly adjusted my hair. As long as he asks, I will agree to whatever conditions. He came over and said only one sentence: "boss, do you want to recruit a coolie?" "