Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - You can buy a cell phone that charges for five minutes, but you can never find anyone who can talk for two hours.
You can buy a cell phone that charges for five minutes, but you can never find anyone who can talk for two hours.
Female: I haven’t slept yet
Male: No.
Female: I haven’t fallen asleep since I went to bed at nine o’clock
Male: What?
Female: It’s so obvious
I have insomnia
I can’t tell
Man: You’ve been lying down since nine o’clock, and your heart is turbulent.
Female: Hey
Male: I see it, but I don’t feel comfortable saying it out loud.
What a sigh, it’s the Chinese New Year.
Female: Chinese New Year is not fun
Male: I can’t agree more.
Tired
Are you going back to Huanggang?
Female: There is an inverse relationship between age and Chinese New Year
I went back for a while
Then I came to Xinzhou
Male: That’s not a bad idea , the older I get, the more I feel that celebrating the New Year is a burden.
Where is your hometown? For a while it was Huanggang, and for a while it was Xinzhou.
Female: Well, let’s put it this way, my dad is from Macheng, Huanggang, and my mom is from Xinzhou
Male: I spent a day running today to celebrate the New Year, and I’m so tired that I owe you a lot.
Female: Is it easier to understand this way?
I don’t need to say New Year greetings
Man: Then you are still a mixed race.
Female: This is such a mixed race
Male: You don’t have this custom there, but the custom here is so bad that everyone you know or don’t know has to go from house to house.
Female: Actually the customs are the same, it’s just that I don’t want to go
Male: I visited at least thirty places today.
Female: Hey me
Hey, you’re stupid
Male: Relatives who are beyond your reach, even those who can’t be called by names, have to go in. Dodge within ten seconds.
Don't be stupid, just be a little stupid.
Female: I'm luckier than you. As long as I don't get up, I don't have to go anywhere
Who told me to give birth to a girl?
Male: I can't do that. I'm a boy, so there's nothing I can do about it. Girls like us don't have to go out to celebrate the New Year.
Female: There is no need to be so cumbersome during the New Year
Male: Just be a lady at home.
I usually take my sons out, but I rarely take my daughters, unless my own son takes someone else’s daughter, you know.
Female: I can do it at home, but I’m a lady, so forget it
Male: Then who are you? Are you all tomboys?
Female: Yes, the mushrooms brought out are all other people’s mushrooms
Why do men need to add "everyone" in front of them
How awkward
Male: We are all ladies and we are all tomboys.
Female: Don’t force yourself, it’s awkward
Male: Hahaha, okay. This story is a bit tough.
Male: Did you go home for a blind date?
Female: Although I was nagged, I didn’t want to go, so I just left it alone
Have you been on a blind date
?
Male: Don’t tell me, I have absolutely no chance of going on a blind date this year. It’s really God’s play. Mother, please be merciful.
God’s eyes are open
Female: Oh No
I guessed it wrong
Male: That’s not so good
Female: But this year, I feel particularly profound. Those who are about the same age as me are getting married, those older than me are getting married, and those younger than me are starting to bring friends home
Male: And, I What's more, I still have a shameless feeling of loss. I am really a bitch.
Female: Can I tell the truth
Male: But it doesn’t matter
Female: You are such a bitch
Male : You can still withdraw, the two minutes are not up yet
I just pretended not to see it
Female: I won’t withdraw
Male: You’re bad
Female: I just didn’t come back last year. I’m going back this year. It feels like my good friends and I have become people in two different worlds
Haha
Still at the end I withdrew it in a second
There is no one to play with anymore. I can only play with my sister-in-law. This is something I would never have thought about before.
Male: Changes in a year In fact, it's quite big. I feel like everyone except me is preparing for marriage, so why don't I worry about it. My heart is a bit big.
Girls may have greater pressure than boys in this regard.
Actually, I think it will be somewhat affected when you hang out with a married woman, because your thinking is different.
Female: Why don’t you let someone else get married?
I’m not a mature sister-in-law
Male: Then why haven’t you made any move
Still there Are you waiting for the one you love?
Female: You don’t want to harm others
Speak as if you have something to say
Male: You can choose to tell the truth
Why don’t you want to harm others? You act like you are an old monster in the mountains.
Female: At our age, I don’t want to harm others, nor do I want others to harm me
Male: Come again and again
Looks like he has seen through the world of mortals Tone
Female: I am such a cunning and weird person, but I am not an old monster in the mountains
It’s not that I have seen through the world of mortals, or to put it mildly, I am just trying to kill myself for nothing
Man: Hey
Woman: Hey what the heck
You are not seeking death
Man: How do you know that I am going to deny your statement that you are seeking death.
I deleted it just now and haven’t figured out how to reply to you yet.
Female: I don’t know if you will deny it, but I think I should admit it
Are you typing and deleting at the same time again? [Rolling eyes][Rolling eyes]
Man: I really don’t think you are seeking death. I just think you haven’t met the person who can make your eyes meet. Which girl is willing to do it.
Female: You’re 25, so it doesn’t matter whether you meet someone or not, that’s your problem
Male: To be honest, have you ever wanted to find someone to be with? Life?
Female: Who wouldn’t have that moment?
Male: To be honest, this issue is something I have been thinking about recently when I have nothing to do.
Female: But just for a moment
Male: It’s not because of my age or my parents, I just feel that it’s not like that for a person, especially during the holidays. Something like that, there will be a feeling of emptiness in my heart.
Female: You are only 25, you can still think about it for a few years
During festivals and in the dead of night, when your thoughts are playing tricks on you, you will feel empty
Isn’t it?
Male: But later on, please comfort yourself. You are still young and should take care of all the actual things before you think about it.
Female: This society is like this. Boys are only 25, and girls are already 25. How unfair
Male: So you work so hard because you don’t want this unfairness to extend to yourself.
Female: Sometimes you have no choice but to work hard. If you don’t have a good enough reason, no matter how hard you work, you will still be considered “25 already” in the eyes of others, not what you say. 25
Where is the big society?
Unshakable
Male: I think I can feel the helplessness behind this.
I won’t be in Wuhan this year and decided to change my environment.
Female: How nice
Having said that, I am a little envious of you
You can choose to stay or leave
Except for me I have no choice whether to stay or not
Male: I just decided to live for myself. I decided to find my own career and work for my interests and hobbies.
Why can't you choose to leave? I don't quite understand what you mean. You are a good girl, a girl who understands life, a positive and sunny girl, you can have a choice.
Female: When I was twenty-one or twenty-years-old, I had this idea but I didn’t take any action. When I was twenty-four or five-years-old, I had this idea but couldn’t act on it. So, I I quite support your idea in putting it into action.
Male: Actually, I don’t understand what you mean.
Female: As a friend’s support
Do you need a special reason?
Male: I mean you said you can’t move.
Female: For some reasons
I compromised
And the first time there is such a thing, there must be the second, third, or fourth time
Male: Is it because of personal reasons or family reasons? If you would tell me.
Female: Personal reasons are also mixed with family factors
I said
Male: If we can talk about it until dawn, then I am also willing to hear it until dawn.
Female: To put it simply, my boss gave me a salary increase and asked me to stay. At that time, my family needed money. It’s easier to put it this way
So, I couldn’t leave
Male: Are you worried that if you leave this place, you won’t be able to find a more suitable job than here?
Female: [NO][NO][NO]It was before, but now, it is not
Male: So has your family’s lack of money been resolved?
Female: The Chinese people have one of the most terrifying feelings, which is "love grows with time." If you stay in one place for a long time, you will be unwilling to move. This is probably one of the reasons why I am single
It’s solved
Nothing can’t be solved
One of the reasons why I don’t go on blind dates is that I hate what they say, that relationships are built over time
Male: Then you believe in love at first sight
Female: Love at first sight is about the face. Such a thing will not happen to me
Male: I think this It's not a big deal in separate sentences, but it's annoying to have to talk about it in conjunction with blind dates.
Female: To put it simply, I hate blind dates
Male: Relationships do need to be cultivated. But we don’t need to go through blind dates to cultivate this kind of relationship.
Female: Opponent
Male: Since I can spend my energy on cultivating relationships, why don’t I look for someone I like.
Are you feeling sleepy?
Female: But no
Male: Do you have any other activities tomorrow
Female: I don’t know
It’s all improvised Decided
Male: Then you can decide to rest, sleep, or stay in bed tomorrow
Female: In fact, this is how I come here every morning
What do you think is best? What is the relationship like
Male: Just find someone who can respond to you
Female: The person who responds to you may not be the person you are with.
People who can’t live without us make the life of two people feel as comfortable as one person
Isn’t that right?
Man: There is no person in this world that we can’t live without.
That’s what I think
Woman: Maybe it exists
Man: At first you vowed that you couldn’t live without that person, but then after leaving, you can still Take the next person, the next relationship seriously.
Maybe, but I haven't encountered it, at least for me.
Female: I have never met him either
Male: I must be a person who really dislikes being alone.
Female: You are probably a person who cannot digest loneliness
Male: No wonder I can’t lose weight and have a bad stomach.
Female: Haha
This year, everyone said that I have lost weight. It seems that I can digest everything [silly laugh]
Male: You are working hard and tired, okay?
You are the most popular person in my circle of friends.
Female: If I hadn’t left any pictures, I could have competed with you
There’s really no way to refresh the screen. You see, I’m quiet now that I’m on vacation
Man: You are quite courageous. All the photos have been deleted. Sometimes when my photos disappear, I feel like I have lost Grandpa Mao.
However, I did not block your circle of friends.
Female: I think, either use it or throw it away, and throwing it away is just a form of starting over
Male: Just like 2016, please be nice to me. Damn it, 2016 knows who you are and treats you a little better, but doesn’t even recognize you.
Female: [Surprised] [Surprised] These are useless things to you, don’t you feel tired?
Haha, I have no hope that 2016 will be better for me. , I just hope that I can be cruel to myself
Male: I don’t look at it often. I just occasionally think of a certain picture, and then flip through the photo album, and I feel lost if I can’t find it. [Silly laugh]
You have to be ruthless and determined to find a man, and then you can use your ruthlessness on him.
Female: Others say that photos are memories, the mood of a certain moment. I think memories are what you remember, and you don’t have to miss what you can’t remember.
Although I don’t have the brain. So good
People like me probably won’t put much thought into boys, it’s better to work hard
Male: Remember what you should remember and forget what you shouldn’t Remember. When time passes, the memory is cleared, isn’t that true of you?
Female: Pretty much, so many times when people talk to me, I feel like an embarrassing passerby
Male: I’ve often been told that you are heartless.
Female: Well...
It will be easier for you if you are more generous
You are probably the kind of person who would like to take a notebook to record any meaningful things [silly laugh] ][silly laugh]
Male: It’s been a long time since I chatted with someone for so long. It's a good feeling.
You are right.
The girls I have talked to before all think I am very attentive.
However, it may be too fine and crumbled, so. . .
Female: Me too, I always chatted without answering, it’s been a long time since I chatted so freely
Haha, you have such a self-defeating spirit like no one else [ Hanxiao][Hanxiao]
However, being careful is always an advantage. Don’t imitate me, you will always be a passerby.
Male: There is an advertisement saying that charging takes five minutes and talking for two hours. Even if you can charge for five minutes, it's hard to find someone you can talk to for two hours. [呲呲]
It depends on who you treat. I am not careful with everyone. That's no longer central air conditioning. [laughing]
Female: Fortunately, I don’t use a mobile phone with advertising slogans [silly laughter] [silly laughter]
Male: You don’t have a boyfriend, and I don’t have a girlfriend. This is how we can chat. capricious. [Silly laugh]
Female: Warmth is the key to central air conditioning, and carefulness is the sieve
This is probably one of the benefits of being single
Male: I am a dustpan .
Female: It sounds like you know how to use a dustpan
Male: Maybe even a girlfriend can’t chat for such a long time. I’ve tried it before, and the chat lasted for a long time. It’s too tiring, it’s too taxing on brain cells, and I have to put in a lot of effort to reply to every sentence. I just fall asleep and it’s over.
If you know how to use it, we have this thing in our factory. I use it very well. [Laughing]
Female: Because chatting with boyfriends and girlfriends takes so much time, and I have to think about every sentence, and my brain cells can’t afford to be damaged, so I resisted.
Oh my god, you I know how to use a dustpan, and I'm thinking about how funny that scene is, hahahaha
Male: And that kind of mentality is not to seek death in seconds, but to kill people in minutes.
You must be holding your brain to make up your mind
Female: Yes, how many people have broken up because they didn’t reply immediately
Male: I’m going to ask you this question too. .
Female: For me, I have no concept of instant response and my pace of driving others crazy every minute
Male: You should watch it when you have time.
Female: Question, who will I marry in the end? Is this a problem?
Male: Not really, I just want to ask you, what do you think the man you want to marry is like.
Female: I don’t know who I will marry in the end. I know that I am the only one who can hold myself right now
Male: Are you a Sky Monkey?
Female: I am not the Sky Monkey, I am clearly the Monkey King, okay?
In layman’s terms, he is the Monkey King
Female: There is a cartoon that says Probably, a man can’t hug you when he’s lifting bricks.
Have you read this comic?
Male: Yes
How do you understand this? What about a cartoon?
Girl: I think it’s best if you can move bricks and hug me at the same time. If you can only choose between moving bricks and hugging me, you might as well hug me, because I can move bricks myself, but if you can neither move bricks nor hug me, then get out
Male: I think the person who drew this symbol should be a straight male with cancer.
Female: What does straight male cancer mean?
Your understanding is that the author has straight male cancer?
Male: It probably means that I am moving bricks and making money, not just to support you. Now, I am making money, but you dislike me for not being able to hold you and take care of the family.
Female: That’s what it means
Male: You say, let’s do some picture-taking and writing. [Laughing]
I didn’t look carefully, it’s just my humble opinion.
Female: As a boy, do you think that lifting bricks and hugging people are really incompatible?
Male: Most girls will still choose to move bricks and hug people at the same time. Brick can hug you again.
Female: However, it is possible to meet someone who has such a choice.
Male: You said that you can lift bricks by letting him choose to hug you. I don’t think ordinary boys can accept it.
Female: What if he could pick up me carrying bricks?
Male: If a boy loves a girl, he cannot bear to let her suffer, even if he lives a lighter life.
Your mind is really big. I can't even imagine it.
Female: That’s not a hole in the mind, it’s almost filling up into a black hole
Male: I’ve been sucked in.
Female: But I think what I said makes sense
Male: When you move bricks, you are the outsider of the family, and when he hugs you, he belongs to the inside. , then he is no longer a pretty boy.
You want equality between men and women.
Female: [NO] We understand this differently,
Male: As this point of disagreement, it is necessary to discuss it.
Female: I can lift bricks, and he can hug me and lift bricks. That means, he can both hug me and lift bricks
Male: Oh, you think so.
Female: Otherwise
Male: I thought you said you were carrying bricks and he was only responsible for holding you. Co-authored, you and Brick are all on him.
Female: According to your understanding, I can still have a pretty boy. If I have such free time, I might as well reward myself
Male: Hahaha
Female: Yes, that’s what I always meant
Please read the original text carefully
Male: If I were a girl, I would let my boyfriend move less Point, that way you will have the strength to lift bricks and hug me. It’s okay to make less.
Do you need to dictate and recite the entire text?
Female: Brick, I’m holding it. The man should just hold me who is holding the brick, okay? What does it have to do with him moving the brick?
It’s best not to even say the pinyin. Come out
To put it simply, if you twist a bucket of water, is it a bucket? Water, but what you twist is a bucket. The water is in the bucket. Although what you want is water, you cannot throw it away. Bucket Bar
Male: Moving bricks means making money. What I mean is to make girls suffer less. Boys can give her both love and bread.
Female: Let girls carry less bricks, so boys will not have such a hard time carrying the weight. But you clearly said this, "If I were a girl, I would let my boyfriend carry less bricks. That way He has the strength to lift bricks, but he also has the strength to hold me. It’s okay to make less money.” But the man is holding the woman who is carrying the bricks, not the bricks.
Man: The problem with the bricks is still there. During the discussion, the bucket came again, and with some more cement, we could build the wall.
Female: The bucket mode is just a metaphor to facilitate your intuitive understanding
I feel like you have been bypassed
Male: I am a little confused. But I still feel that what I want to express is the same. You are talking about the boy holding the girl carrying the brick, but what I mean is that the boy is holding the girl and the brick alone, but the brick is not on the girl.
Female: [sweat] [sweat] [sweat] It’s just that the brick is not on the boy
You are already confused
Let’s change the topic
Male: Men are from Venus, women are from Mars.
My thinking is a bit different. I guess if I were your boyfriend, you would go crazy [laughing]
Female: There’s no one on Earth anyway
Man: Yes, yes. This is the name of the book.
Female: If so, I won’t get mad, I will just drive you crazy
Male: Hahaha
Female: Never heard of the book Name, please forgive me for my short hair and short knowledge
Male: Your hair is still short. Didn’t you have it cut off for a long time?
Female: I need to cut it almost every month
It won’t grow anymore, please read the chang
There is an advertisement saying that it takes five minutes to charge and two hours of talk time. Even if you can charge for five minutes, it's hard to find someone you can talk to for two hours. [呲呲]
I suddenly felt that this sentence was particularly correct
Male: Hahaha
This is the first time I read zhang
Female: The only thing that can’t be grown is hair, so what can’t be done?
If you can’t grow your hair, isn’t it dead?
It feels like you’ve been fooled by me [silly laugh][silly laugh]
Male: When I read it once, I felt it was so correct.
I saw it on Zhihu.
If you can’t grow any longer, you won’t be bald anymore.
Female: You are so crazy, I will give in to you.
Male: No way, I was guided by the chang you specially marked.
Male: Who do you usually call the most?
Female: Others sent them to me
It’s hard to say it with good intentions
Male: Client
Female: No
Male: Have you deleted them all again?
Female: My friends also came to me
I deleted it, and then I found that no one called me
I was also looking for abuse
Male: The baby must be feeling miserable
Female: Hold it in and say it out
Then the text message was contracted by someone like this
I rarely make phone calls when it’s okay, no. If you know what to talk about, where to start and where to end, you can just do it all on WeChat
Male: Me too.
Man: Let me go. Don’t you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? Do you have to delete everything after the conversation? [Cold sweat]
Female: Do you all keep chat records?
Male: I am good at some things, but I am not good at deleting some things.
Do you have to get rid of the red dots as soon as your circle of friends is updated? [Laughing]
Female: The content of the chat yesterday was the same, nothing more than Happy New Year and New Year greetings
Male: But that’s not the case
Female: Look, I No obsessive-compulsive disorder
Male: Yes, yes. For example, those who sent New Year greetings yesterday, and those who didn’t reply after sending them, have been deleted.
But those who chat frequently will not be deleted, such as my mother.
You have to be lonely, even if you lose, you will still be honored
Female: I don’t talk often when I go to work, and I delete it as soon as the order is completely over.
[NO][NO]The key point is which "get out"
Male: There is also a get out at the end.
Female: See the point
Male: I want to know the meaning of this roller.
Female: Express emotions
Male: Are you in a bad mood?
Female: Similar to the condensed version of "Why don't you go to heaven"
Male: It's hard to come down to earth, but you can't stay for two days.
Female: No, at the beginning there were only "Your loneliness is glorious in defeat" and "Go away", and the rest were randomly arranged.
Male: Why don't you deserve the title? Woolen cloth. [laughing]
Female: I’m not afraid of being called [silly laugh] [silly laugh]
They’re all over a hundred, so don’t laugh at anyone else
Man: God's reply
We could chat for more than three hours, but we were both gone.
Female: Every thin person has potential. He or she will gain weight, or become frighteningly thin
But every fat person will only lose weight
or become even thinner.
Male: Do you have three digits?
Female: It’s necessary
I’m not short, why should I be so thin
Male: Have you been skinned and weighed? [Laughing]
Female: Does wearing pajamas count as skin removal
Male: You are not short, although we have only met twice. [呲ya]
Probably, maybe forget it. I guess I can't do it without wearing clothes, right?
Female: That’s too perverted, I don’t need to be so precise
It’s probably about the same
Male: Okay
Female: I think around 55 is pretty good. This is my ideal weight. No matter how thin I am, I can’t achieve it.
Male: It’s a bit awkward.
Well, do you know how I determine whether a boy has strength?
Female: Don’t think about this, I will feel so perverted
Boys who can’t hold girls are weak
Male: Me I feel that I am only strong enough to hold my wife, the princess. [Laughing]
Hahaha, it seems we have reached an agreement on this. [呲呲]
Female: What kind of hug is a princess hug?
Is it a waist or knee hug?
Male: Have you ever seen a pregnant woman breastfeeding? A breeder who holds babies? Ignore the act of sucking milk.
Pretty much what you described.
Female: Haha, I can pick up my daughter-in-law and give her a princess hug
Male: Hold her from the waist, but she must be off the ground.
Your wife
Girl: I know
Now I don’t call you best friend, I call you daughter-in-law instead
Haha
Man: I don’t even have a wife. Do you have a wife? I beg you not to be tortured in the middle of the night.
The way girls call each other is "willful". If boys call each other "husband", they will probably fight.
Female: Well, it’s okay for girls to call each other this way. You are a boy, so you can’t help it. Just stay single. If boys call you this for a while, they will probably break off the relationship.
Haha, This view is consistent
Male: Let me ask you, have you ever been hugged by a princess? The childhood ones don’t count.
Female: Are you abusing me to fight back
Isn’t that obvious?
Male: No, I’m just asking.
Female: By the way, I couldn’t be carried by others before [right hum][right hum]
Don’t ask about my previous weight
Neither can I Said [right hum]
Man: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing], that’s because I didn’t eat Gaizhonggai. After eating, it’s not difficult to go to the fifth floor.
Female: It’s a pity that I only live on the fourth floor
Male: It’s fine as long as it doesn’t break down.
Female: [Contempt] [Contempt] How could I be as fat as a ball? I’m just a little rounder at most
Male: Don’t mention 110 pounds. Boys really have to be strong, otherwise they won’t get married. It’s easy to make a fool of yourself.
Female: I was still fat in the summer, but in autumn, I lost weight on purpose.
Male: During that time, you went to the river beach every day to run wild.
Female: I can’t even hold him up at 55, so what’s the use of him [right hum]
Later I switched to walking to and from get off work
It’s really useful
Male: It’s not a problem to hold him up. The main thing is that he still has to walk. The alley is a little longer, so it’s hard to tell.
Do you have your current photos on your phone? Send one so I can take a look.
Female: You are thinking too far away, you are talking as if you are going to get married at the beginning of the new year
[Sweat] [Sweat] [Sweat] before showing it to you, All the movies have been deleted
Man: Then you don’t look like you’re getting married. [Rolling eyes]
Female: Why do I want to get married?
Male: I know they have all been deleted.
Female: Just because I play with my newly married sister-in-law?
Can you change my outlook on life?
That's impossible
Then where are the photos?
Man: Don't be like this, I have something like that.
Female: I can’t take any more moves. Then I'll slow down
Male: No, I feel like you are a little angry.
Female: [Surprised][Surprised] Why should I be angry when we have a good conversation? You are really full of ideas
Male: [呲呲][呲呲][ Bar teeth]. I posted this in the group yesterday. Others were giving red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, so I gave this to my boyfriend.
Female: Hey, saying this makes me feel like I really can’t get married
My boyfriend still needs to give me a gift
I think red envelopes are better Okay
Male: You really don’t understand?
Female: I don’t understand anything
Male: That’s the expression just now.
Female: Give it to your boyfriend, you said so
But I think I can get married
Male: Anyway, just for fun.
Yes, I can definitely get married, it’s just a matter of time.
Female: In comparison, I still prefer giving red envelopes
Hahaha
Male: How much did you receive
This year’s Red envelopes
Female: Shit, I didn’t even collect a red envelope to replace the mobile phone screen
There are only twenty-eight left of more than two hundred, not counting the cash red envelopes given out
Let me send you a red envelope to celebrate the New Year
Man: Okay
Have you changed the amount? Just in time for a friendship that will last forever. [Laughing]
Female: Change the amount?
Aren’t New Year’s red envelopes random?
Man: You don’t know. It can be changed.
Female: Huh?
I always click which one to send.
Male: You can switch the amount.
Female: Okay, I’m short-sighted, don’t blame me
Male: I only saw it yesterday.
Female: Four hours
Just chatted like this
I really admire myself too
Male: Yes. I was still surprised just now.
Female: This is probably the highest record
Male: I can indeed chat. When I usually chat with friends, half an hour is enough.
Female: If I can talk until dawn, then I am also willing to hear it until dawn.
This sentence actually came true
Man: It feels easier to chat with you.
At least there won’t be any silence. When I’m chatting with other girls, it’s easiest for me to become silent. Once I’m silent, the conversation is basically over.
Female: I usually talk until the clock is spinning and I get really excited
But the battery is out
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Male: Hahaha. At that time, I wanted to hear what you were thinking, so I just wanted to be a listener.
I also discovered it just now.
There is still more than ten percent of the time.
My mobile phone is charging while I play, otherwise it would have run out of battery. It has gone from 10% to 100%.
[呲呲]
Female: It’s an opportunity to chat like this. I don’t know what the opportunity will be if we talk freely next time
Okay
I still have to recharge my batteries
Male: Yes, I really don’t know when the next time we’ll have a good chat will be.
OK, take it and charge it. You should go to bed too and sleep a little longer tomorrow. I have a few classmates to go to tomorrow morning.
Female: Let's leave. I think this record will be difficult to break.
Male: That way you won't forget me. [Shy]
Female: I have too much imagination, but you will remember it deeply, hahaha
Male: Yes, good night, good morning. We told them together. [呲ya][呲ya][呲ya]
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