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Today is Valentine's Day, please send a message to your girlfriend! Make her happy!

Valentine's Day SMS 1: After reading this SMS, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

Valentine's Day SMS 2: I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Valentine's Day SMS 3: Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

Valentine's Day SMS 4: I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Valentine's Day SMS 5: Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

Valentine's Day SMS 6: If the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Valentine's Day SMS 7: Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day SMS 8: I am afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

Valentine's Day SMS 9: I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Valentine's Day SMS 10: Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

Old lover-helpless and ridiculous

Valentine's Day SMS 1 1: There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

Valentine's Day SMS 12: If loving you is a mistake, I'd rather add a few more mistakes, even if it's a mistake all my life!

Valentine's Day SMS 13: Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' day alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Valentine's Day SMS 14: Life will inevitably get old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

Valentine's Day SMS 15: The sun, the moon and the stars are right, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

Valentine's Day SMS 16: I love you, but I don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Valentine's Day SMS 17: The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

Valentine's Day SMS 18: Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

Valentine's Day SMS 19: The ancient road is sparse, the sun sets, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

Valentine's Day SMS 20: On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

Valentine's Day SMS 2 1: You are Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Valentine's Day SMS 22: Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

Valentine's Day SMS 23: I miss you for breaking the telephone line, burning the mobile phone card, emptying my wallet and taking all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.

Valentine's Day SMS 24: Are you a train? I am the railway; Are you a brick? I am mud; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am wrapping paper; Do you love me or love me? It's great to have you here.

Valentine's Day SMS 25: My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you, I have to get you?

Valentine's Day SMS 26: I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send you messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Valentine's Day SMS 27: Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

Valentine's Day SMS 27: You are poison, which permeates my blood, my nerves and controls my brain. February 14, you were poisoned. Please don't forget, give me the antidote!

Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you just likes you.

Valentine's Day SMS 29: Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

Valentine's Day SMS 30: The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day SMS 3 1: If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

Valentine's Day SMS 32: There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even idiots will finish reading it.

Valentine's Day SMS 33: You owe me a hug to finish reading; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

Valentine's Day SMS 34: You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

Valentine's Day SMS 35: Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

Valentine's Day SMS 36: Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities.

Valentine's Day SMS 37: Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Funny? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 70 years? As long as I'm healthy? This is my strong point?

Valentine's Day SMS 38: I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, and I only have her in my heart until I die! Really love you!

Valentine's Day SMS 39: Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

Valentine's Day SMS 40: Lovers, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

Valentine's Day SMS 4 1: I say for my silence, I say for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

Valentine's Day SMS 42: I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

Valentine's Day SMS 43: Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

● The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!