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One-day family tour on May Day, shuttle bus, activities include cleaning the oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and bringing your own lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible.

My mother said that I don't work at ordinary times, but I wait at home on Labor Day, so ...

A gecko is about to leave after finishing some things on the construction site. A big crocodile climbed up and prepared to eat it in one bite. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " "The crocodile was shocked and immediately shed tears:" Son, don't come to work again. You will be so thin in half a month. Have a good rest on May Day! "