Humorous greetings on Mother's Day?

It's up to you to beat me, scold me and boss me around. I promise I won't fight back, I'll only give you a bite-a kiss, mom. You have worked hard.

Mom is so beautiful.

If beauty is a sin, you have committed a heinous crime; If sexy is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again; If cleverness is punished, don't you want to cut to pieces! I wish my mother a happy holiday. She is the most beautiful woman in the world!

Mother is the boss.

Today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping revolution and production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Mother's Day!

Mother's nagging

Mother's nagging, like the weather forecast, warns you in advance; Mother's nagging is endless like a hot spring. I deeply wish my mother a happy holiday!

A worried mother

All along, you have broken your heart for our father and son, and sometimes we are not very grateful. Now think about it, it is really: the wife is amazing, and we deserve to die. Wife, long live the baby.

Destined to stick to you

The first time I saw you, I was destined to stick to you. Although you hit me, scold me and ignore me, I know you love me the most and care about me! No other meaning, just want to say: Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

You are a rich mother.

If I am rich, you are the mother of the rich. If I were the president, you would be the president's mother. No matter what my future life path is, I will always love you, mom!

Kidnapping is only for you.

I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I haven't lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace! Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

Turn me into a text message

So far away, there is no gift, no big meal, only my affectionate blessing. I hope I can't suddenly turn it into a short message. It will be inserted into your mobile phone through radio waves, across the mountains and gently say, "Happy Mother's Day!" "