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Voice sentences worth using for automatic replies in summer. Collection

One of the voice sentences worth using as automatic replies in summer

1. The other party’s phone is poisoned, please send I love you to activate it

2. You Okay, I am automatically replying, you can chat with me, but this is what I know.

3. If you don’t reply, you are herding cattle. If you don’t reply, you have lost the cow.

4. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at the moment, there are 198 people ahead, please be patient. Wait~

5. Your message has been sent and the other party cannot read it back.

6. I can’t finish my homework, so I won’t be here.

7. Don’t move when you see the news. I’m going to buy you oranges and I’ll be right back.

8. I sell dusk in the world, and you wait for me to collect the tenderness in the world to see you.

9.[Auto-reply] If I am online, will I still let the automatic reply reply to you?

10. This is the headquarters, what can I do for you?

11. Your message has been delivered. The other party received it but did not reply.

12. Your little cutie is rushing to your chat interface 800 miles away.

13. [Automatic reply] It’s not that I ignore you, but time is irresistible~

14. Because I can’t do anything, I just let nature take its course. Because I have nothing to rely on, I am content with whatever comes.

15. If there is no reply, the cow has been herded. If there is no reply, the cow has been lost.

16. Yi Yang Qianxi’s woman has received the message and will reply later! !

17.[Automatic reply] Don’t worry, the little cutie is on the way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently~

18. If you want me to reply, you can ask me Eat spicy strips

19. [Auto-reply] Be right back after the commercial

20. I have been tied up by Ding Ding. If you want to see me, go and get Ding Ding to prevent addiction. Part Two of Voice Sentences Worth Using for Automatic Replies in Summer

21. I went to the Fairy Castle to play cards with the Fairy Queen. Please come back later

22. What's the wind? It’s blown. Did Timi win?

23. You will see me in a moment

24. No, no, no, I don’t have any homework for you to copy.

25. The lamb is lost and I am looking for the sheep.

26. You are graceful and graceful, you are pure and beautiful, you are a fish and a geese.

27. Not available, not available, very busy.

28. You are the beauty that is limited to summer and will reply within the appreciation period.

29. I’m going to eat shit, I’ll give you some in a while

30. Just call me daddy

31. Hello, I’m automatically replying . I can chat with you, but this is all I can say.

32. You hold the flowers and smile, and the sky is filled with sunset.

33. [Automatic reply] I am an automatic answering machine. My master has gone to dinner. What can you say to me?

34. There is a mole, not now Easy to reply.

35. I am working hard and cannot greet you because our donkey went to the Animal Welfare Association to sue me, saying that I deprived it of its right to take maternity leave.

36. [Automatic reply] Hello, I’m not here right now. Please use potato chips, lollipops, double-skinned milk jelly, seaweed, chocolate burgers, chicken nuggets, Orleans crispy sausage, pine nuts, almonds, pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, and pork. Pork sesame cake, potato chicken, ribs, Sprite Coke cone, strawberry, orange, lime, apple, orange, watermelon, dragon fruit, grape ice cream wake me up.

37. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline, please press for manual chat, please press for voice chat, and please press for video chat.

38. Don’t rush me! ! I won’t reply even if you urge me.

39. Hello, I am discussing with Gunara, the God of Darkness, on how to destroy the Demon Fairy Castle. If you have any difficulties, please contact Super Wings or call the Paw Patrol Team. Anyway, I am not here right now!

40. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing gracefully, the harp is harmonious, the fairy music is lingering, and the singing is sweet. It is said that this life is worthy of living. Collection of super popular QQ automatic reply sentences

Super popular QQ automatic reply sentences (Part 1)

1. If you don’t reply, you are herding the cow. If you don’t reply, the cow is lost< /p>

2. The sword is not properly equipped, and the body is in trouble.

3. [Automatic reply] Hello, I’m not here right now. Please use potato chips, lollipops, double-skinned milk jelly, seaweed, chocolate burgers, chicken nuggets, Orleans crispy sausage, pine nuts, almonds, pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, and pork. Pork sesame cake, potato chicken, ribs, Sprite Coke cone, strawberry, orange, lime, apple, orange, watermelon, dragon fruit, grape ice cream wake me up.

4. No matter where you are, I don’t have any homework for you to copy.

5. Watch the time quietly and wait for the passage of time.

6. I would like to express all the charm and tenderness of my youth in the fluttering red leaves, dance a song of colorful feathers, and fall drunk in your arms.

7. [Auto-reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message, please send a red envelope to unlock the function [Auto-reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

8 .Don’t disturb me while studying.

9. The other party is running naked and has run out of the service area

10. I am a Teletubbies and you have no antenna, so we cannot communicate.

11. The little fairy is in the Fairy Castle, please send a hula hula to transform into a pig.

12. I am dead, small things matter to the soul, big things matter to love.

13. I went to the universe and came back to pick the stars for you.

14. [Automatic reply] Say what you want first, and I will decide whether to be here or not!

15. The other party’s phone has been poisoned, please send I love you to activate the super popular QQ automatic reply sentence (Part 2)

16. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here

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17. I hope your background will always be kind and brave.

18. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline, please press for manual chat, please press for voice chat, and please press for video chat.

19. I am your Grandpa Niu. I have something to say.

20. Oh you stupid prairie dog, look at what you said, it’s as bad as Aunt Mary Sue’s blueberry pie next door, I swear I’m going to pull your hair out and make you look Like a devout winter melon, my old buddy

21. Add friend and reply 5

22. Please press three for family chat

23. Score above.

24. Dududu, I am a little rabbit now. I only talk to carrots

25. This is the headquarters, what do you want, Ledi?

26. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips

27. [Automatic reply] It’s not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible~

< p> 28. All services in our store are virtual services. Complaints and reports are not accepted. Everything is based on sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your own actions. I wish everyone a pleasant experience

29. Call Dad will come back

30. The fireworks in the world that I feel are vivid because of you, and the nebula and tides also change and rise because of you. Collection of auto-reply copywriting suitable for work

Auto-reply copy suitable for work (Part 1)

1. [Auto-reply] Hello, I am not here now, please use potato chip sticks Lollipop Double Skin Milk Jelly Seaweed Chocolate Burger Chicken Nuggets Orleans Crispy Sausage Pine Nuts Almond Pistachio Fig Pecan Beef Jerky Pork Preserved Sesame Cake Potato Chicken Ribs Sprite Coke Sweet Cone Strawberry Orange Lime Apple Orange Watermelon Pitaya Grape Ice Cream Wake Me Up .

2. Went to the Demon Fairy Castle to herd sheep.

3. Don’t disturb me while I’m basking in the sun

4. The girl you’re looking for is not here. If she doesn’t reply, she’s in love with xxx. If she doesn’t reply, she’s married to her. Thank you.

5. If you don’t reply, you are learning. If you don’t reply, you are learning stupidly.

6. Congratulations on unlocking my little cutie

7. I used an automatic reply to show that I still want to talk to you.

8. The other party has ascended to immortality and returned to earth to answer you

9. I went to the universe to pick stars, I will be back soon~?

10. Please enter 520 times I love you and summon me

11. Before the sword is properly matched, the body is already in the world.

12. There is a group reserved for you, but unfortunately you will never come back.

13. If you need help, please ask Super Wings for help. Hello, I am Ledi. Delivered on time every time.

14. I’m going to buy some oranges. You stay here, don't move around.

15. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline, please press for manual chat, please press for voice chat, and please press for video chat.

16. Qiangzi, if you have anything to say, Mom is always here.

17. If you don’t reply to a message, you are in love.

18. [Automatic reply] I will buy you some oranges, you stay here, don’t move around

19. Don’t bother me, I’m bubbling Oooooo

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20. The automatic reply has been read and cannot be replied to Nobility

21. I don’t like you anymore, I can get nothing but grievances.

22. Hello

23. Sorry, I'm not here for something right now, and I won't pay attention to you if I have nothing to do for a while. Auto-reply copy suitable for work (Part 2)

24. You will come back after defeating the monsters

25. I went to the universe and came back to pick the stars for you.

26. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

27. Memory is a flowerless rose that will never fall.

28. Your handsome dad is on his way.

29. If you have something to report, you will leave the court if nothing else

30. I am in the process of grinding and can’t greet you because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to file a lawsuit against me. Deprive her of her right to maternity leave.

31. I am tied up by Ding Ding. If you want to see me, go and get Ding Ding to prevent addiction.

32. I will buy you oranges. You are here, don’t move around. .

33. The other party has been poisoned and sends I love you to wake up

34. Hello Xiaozhi, if you have any questions, please contact Pikachu Pika Pika. Thank you for your cooperation

35. You Okay, I am automatically replying, you can chat with me, but this is what I know.

36. Just call me daddy.

37. Send money if you have something to do and leave a message if you have nothing to do.

38. Hibernation mode is on

39. The wind is too strong, what are you saying? I can’t listen. Qing~~~~

40. You were very happy at first, but then you learned to fall in love.

41. Hello, I’m temporarily absent right now. I might be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or hunting little monsters, but it doesn’t matter, because I want to I ask you with your ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

42. I am Song Weilong. She is asleep. She will come to you when she wakes up.

43. Feeding the pigs.

44.[Automatic reply] I didn’t understand what you just said, please send it again

45. Hello, I am not bored now. I hope you will find an automatic reply when you are bored. Funny

Automatic reply to funny

1. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted. Please keep sending me messages, otherwise I will do it as soon as I have free time!

2. Note: Users using Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to get your message immediately.

3. The owner is in the process of power-on self-test, and the keyboard and mouse took advantage of the opportunity to go out to cool down. I am his refrigerator, and I type slowly. Please speak slowly, don’t rush

4. I went to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first

5. Nine-Headed Bird went to eat. , because there are 9 heads, so the time may be a little scary. 9 heads are eating. When he comes back, you will probably have 9 heads too. Extremely vicious type

6. The user you are calling is no longer in the service area. The network may be unavailable. To solve this problem, please bang your head against the monitor to ensure smooth network operation

7. Make the words bigger so you can’t see them!!!

8. The user you are calling has not installed QQ

9.──Dear, please wait for me. , my child cried

10.──The eyelashes fell into the milk, there is nothing in the sky, I am

11. Look! What are you looking at? What’s there to see!

12. The user you are calling has not installed OICQ

13. ──Banana, your big watermelon, ask me to bite you again! Kakakakakaka

14. The above information was mistaken for a virus, please try again later

15. I went to smoke, you can chat with the machine first

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16. Sorry, the network is unavailable, please resend

17. If you want the owner to be away, please wait until the beep sounds and pick up the mouse to leave a message. . .

18. The user you are calling is being sorted out by the system. Please call again later. This person is wanted globally by Interpol. If you have information about this person, please call the local police number. Talk on the phone and say the following secret language: I'm really not a madman, I'm not a madman, I'm really not a madman. Then report your location. Thank you for your cooperation. Our professionals are here to keep you safe.

19. ──In a trance, tears rolled down your face. Are you crying? Who cares? The clouds floating in the sky, will they stay?

20. Hi~ I'm not here at the moment. If you need anything, please press the RESET button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing a beep!

21. I was playing backgammon and lost all my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don’t want people to see me, I have to get back to you when this game is over.

22. After the commercial, come back immediately!

23. Artificial respiration starts now, you breathe in, I spit it back

24. I am pulling Mo, I can't greet you because our donkey went to the Animal Welfare Association to sue me, saying that I deprived it of its right to take maternity leave.

25.──I am dating other girls (GG), I will date you after I finish my work!

26. Sorry, the network is unavailable, please resend

27. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later. --Tencent Company

28.──If it is noon, I have gone to eat; if it is working time, I have been called to be lectured by the boss; if you are the boss, just pretend that I did not say anything

29. Di, there is an automatic answer. MM, please send it again, and I will contact you; JJ, please send it twice, and I will contact you; GGDD, it is difficult to send it again, because it is already sent. Not contacting you!

30. If you don’t log off within one minute, hehe~~~~~~I’ll be embarrassed~

31. The machine owner didn’t bring paper with him when he went to the toilet !

32.──Hey, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!

33. The user did not respond. The user may be busy. Please try again later.

Or press ctrl+alt+del to return

34. Di, there is an automatic answer. Please send mm again and I will contact you; jj Please send it twice and I will contact you; It’s hard to post ggdd again, because I won’t contact you if I post it!

35. Do you know that you are annoyed? !

36.──Ah mani mani coax!

37. Please do not disturb me while you are in the shower. Please buy tickets for voyeurism. Individuals are 40% off, and groups are 20% off. Booking phone number: I won’t tell the general public!

38.──Look! What are you looking at? What’s there to see!

39. The computer is processing your information, please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

40. At noon on the day of hoeing, sweat drips from the soil.

41. ```I am dead```I have something to burn paper``

42. I am taking a bath~~It’s not good to peek~~~

43. Hello, I am XXX’s automatic reply. He is not saying anything to me at the moment, so I just said these few words

< p> 44. Sorry, the network is unavailable, please resend

45. Do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang is? Dang Dang Dang Dang is only you~~~

46. ──Oh~ you are so naughty! Look, you came again before I finished speaking.

47. Suicide, talk about it later

48. ──I am in a daze, not here at the moment. If you are more stunned, just look down.

49.──Want to chat with me? I don’t know much, that’s all!

50. How did you get there? If you click until the gate of hell is closed and you don’t go offline quickly, or I won’t be able to save you, you can still live for thirty years if you go back and take a bath and burn incense sticks!

51.──Why? ! Why am I online but you are not, and you are online but I am not?

52. Comrade, you have worked hard, please continue!

53. Oh, you are so naughty! Look, you’re here again before I finish speaking

54. ──Ah, you miss me so soon? No rush! Come back immediately.

55. Your hard drive is being formatted, please wait.

56. Note: Users using Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to obtain your messages immediately.

57. You are the last one. I have been looking for you for N years. Why are you going to Mars? I'm going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

58. Hello, I'll go kill a few people and be back soon.

59. Wake up every day One thing is that I want to sleep

60. What did you post? I see how garbled the code is!

61. Come back immediately after the advertisement!

62.──^%%$@@**^%$$#$#@%, okay, that’s it. .

63.──I am playing backgammon. Last time I was distracted and lost all my pants. If I lose again this time, I will be photographed naked! I don’t want people to see me, I have to get back to you when this game is over.

64.──The nine-headed bird went to eat. Because he has a head, the time may be a little scary. He is eating with a head. When he comes back, you will probably have a head too. .

65. Who are you? Your name is displayed in garbled characters

66. Girl, let me count on my fingers, you are missing me in your life

67. The owner of the machine is running naked. The owner has already run out of the service area.

68. Wow, dodge first, so scary.

69. Hello, I am the beautiful secretary of the master. If you have anything, please tell me. I will tell him when he comes back.

70. Constipation. . . . . Do not stir. . .

71. If anything happens, please leave your real name, home address, phone number, your bank account number and password and I will contact you!

72. Your QQ has been hit by a Trojan horse Virus, please send I love you and activate the firewall, the system will automatically kill the virus for you

73. The user you called is still in the toilet, please give him toilet paper later! ! !

74. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure what you want to say? Do you have to say it? Then you tell me, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway

75. ──Gastrointestinal construction in progress

76. Summoning: [Sunflower Collection] No. 1.

77. Who said I am naive? I am just not mature enough.

78. ──I am in the bathroom. < /p>

81. The owner of the machine suffered myocardial infarction. . In a death struggle. . If you want to leave a message, please call first~~~!

82. If you are robbing a bank, come quickly. Remember to put socks on your head. It is best to buy Langsha brand ones.

83. The user you are calling is no longer in the service area. It may be that the network is not connected. If you want to solve this kind of problem, please bang your head hard against the monitor to ensure that the network is smooth

84. Hi~ I am not here at the moment. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the sound of ****. ?****!

85.──You are connected to Sea Wolf's refrigerator at the moment. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

86. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message proves that there is a problem with your operating system. Please press ctrl+shift+del

87. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I'll go see you too tonight!

88.──Do you know that you are annoyed? !

89. You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can ask for a proxy server. If you can't afford one, the network will assign one to you.

90. You don’t like me. This is a disease that must be cured.

91. The master is not here. Where have you gone? I just won’t tell you! If you really want to find it, please press power on your computer

92. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again

93.─ ─You are working on a manuscript, noisy me, notice that I cut your tongue, hum

94. The computer is processing your information, please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

95. Hello, QQ is on holiday today, I am netants

96. ──If you say you are not here, you are not here! Believe it or not, I’m not even here!

97. Stop arguing, I will cook lunch for the loser who guesses the numbers with God! !

98. Hello, I am playing a game called CS (or other) at the moment. If you have any questions, please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after hearing a beep. Thank you

102. Hello, OICQ is on vacation today, I am NETANTS

103. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy, please try again later.

Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return

104. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor immediately until it sparks. I will call you after hearing the sound. Reply to you

105. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor immediately until it sparks. I will reply to you after hearing the sound

106. Do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang is? Dang Dang Dang Dang is only you~~

107.──Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Do you really not regret it?

108. Constipation. . . . . Do not stir. . .

109. ──Busy!

110. I am xx’s dog. xx is not here at the moment. He will be back soon. If you are willing, I can chat with you for a while!

111. Taking a bath~No spectators allowed! ! ^_^

112. The person you called is not here at the moment. When you hear the hard disk click, please leave a message with the mouse. Thank you

113. Sorry, the person you contacted The user was deleted by Tencent because he was too handsome. Please inquire for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

114. My current position: WC, posture: squatting, face: twitching state: exerting force. . . .

115. I’m going to have dinner. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful girl. . . . . . Even if you are a beautiful woman, I still have to fill my stomach first

116. Ah, you miss me so soon? No rush! Come back immediately.

117. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please send it again.

118. My current position: wc, posture: squatting, face: twitching state: exerting force. . . .

119. This person has been missing for many days. If there is an emergency, please use summoning to summon him.

120. The master is not here. Where have you gone? At once. . I just won’t tell you. If you really want to find me, please hold down the power button on your computer for a few seconds and leave a message. . . .

121. I am playing backgammon. Last time I was distracted and lost all my pants. If I lose again this time, I will be photographed naked! I don’t want people to see me, I have to get back to you when this game is over.

122. If you need anything, please yell at me!

123. If you say you’re not here, you won’t be here! Believe it or not, I’m not even here!

124. I went to the back mountain to study the matter of eating Tang Monk with the old demon from Montenegro. I will talk about it when I come back.

125. You are working on a manuscript. Noise me. Please pay attention to me cutting out your tongue. Hum

126. One day of being a nun and one day of ringing the clock. Buddha said: Degeneration is rebirth. I am going to degenerate. Don’t make any noise~ I will strangle you to death if you wake up

127. After receiving the information, the Trojan is already working.

128. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please send it again.

129. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure what you want to say? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply, I can’t see it anyway

130. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

131. Your hard drive is being formatted, please wait

132. Go away for a moment. If you don’t reply within a few minutes, please don’t get mad, because I am facing Set your head and pose pOSE!

133. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

134.──, please don’t leave me before I leave you.

135. You are connected to Seawolf's refrigerator at the moment. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

136. If I had known it was so difficult to find a partner, I would have decided to kiss him

137. You are the last one. I have been looking for you for n years. Why did you go to Mars? I'm going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later, don't go away

138. ──Hehe, hehe, hehe, haha

139. Someone as cool as me Wherever you go, there will be a strong wind blowing

140. Didn’t you agree that you should pay me back yesterday? Why is there still no movement at this moment!

141. Bajie, my master is currently in a fierce battle with Fairy Chang'e. I will go to Gao Laozhuang to find you later.

142. Oh, you are so naughty! Look, you're here again before I finish speaking~~

143. You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded in the archives. You can hire a proxy server, but if you can’t afford an Internet connection

144. In the shower ~ don’t watch! ! ^_^

145.──Hi, I am angel’s QQ. She is busy, so I will ignore you.

146. The user you are calling is running naked. Please wait and call again!

147. If you want the owner to be away, please wait until the beep sounds and pick up the mouse to leave a message. . .

148.──I'm going to smoke. You can chat with the machine first~~

149. You are connected to Seawolf's refrigerator at the moment. Please put in the food. Disconnected, thank you for your cooperation.

150. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register for the new version!

151.──If I am not here, then I will automatically reply to you. Do you know what constitutes an automatic reply? For example, you have seen the same sentence more than twice. Haha, try again and make sure you can see the same words more than twice.

152. ──If you need anything, please yell at me!

153. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

154. I was very busy, sleepy, and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building

155. If you need anything, please yell!

156. The person you called is not here at the moment. When you hear the hard disk click, please leave a message with the mouse. Thank you

157. Your QQ has been tricked by me. Viruses, please keep sending me messages, otherwise I will take action as soon as I have free time!