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300 short messages are inexhaustible.

You are a romantic figure through the ages, swallowing Wan Li like a tiger, and counting contemporary heroes, only you are obedient; Looking for you in the crowd, suddenly looking back, you are hiding in the corner and snoring.

The mobile phone rang, bringing blessings. When the bell rings, it brings health, peace and strong body. When the bell rings, it brings good luck and prosperity; The bell rang three times … a fool was cheated!

I wish you tonight: laugh heartily (o) sleep gently (-_-) be in a daze naively (+. +) Drunk at ease (@). @).

This short message has the function of "heatstroke prevention and cooling": "prevent" you from dozing off, "count" you haven't heard from me for a long time, "drip" you miss me and "warm" your lagging heart! Cool summer

I really miss you! I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear ... RMB!

Swine flu, anti-infection; It is hot every day in summer to prevent heatstroke; Take the bus to prevent thieves; Anti-virus with computer; Strangers, to prevent being deceived; Familiar with people, guard against tricks! SMS harassment makes you hard to prevent!

Knowing you is a kind of fate; Knowing you is a kind of happiness; Caring for you has become a habit; Cherish you will become eternal; Bless you, this is inevitable; Greet you, this is polite; Harassing you is a very happy thing!

Thank the sun for bringing us light; Thank the moon for bringing us poetry; Thank spring for bringing us warmth; Thank our parents for giving us life; Thank life for giving us fun; Thank you for giving me a chance to harass you with a text message.

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