Break-up girlfriend texting humorous jokes

The dog said to the kitten, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two! The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars! Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars. This is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you and I allow you a little greed.

It can not only make her smile, but also make her have more aftertaste and a better new understanding of love.

The highest realm of life is tolerance, and the highest realm of getting along is respect.

Choosing the right friends can make you happy all your life.

Choosing the right partner can bring a happy life.

Choosing the right job can achieve a lifetime.

I wish you a happy life and a successful career.

A year's plan is nothing more than a tree valley; The ten-year plan is nothing more than a tree; Lifelong planning is nothing more than cultivating people.

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