Happy April Fools' Day funny words

Introduction: April Fool’s Day is here, I have collected some funny sentences about April Fool’s Day for everyone, welcome to read!

1. In career, you are a "Foolish Old Man", You have the spirit to move mountains; in life, you are a "fisherman" who can always catch happiness; in love, you are a "foolish husband", and you are paired with a foolish woman, which is really enviable. April Fool's Day is here, may you persevere in the "joy of fools" to the end.

2. It’s not my fault to lie to you. I believe it’s not your only choice. It’s just that you don’t understand why I would do it. Believe me, it's not your fault. Happiness is the result I want, but I shouldn't be happy with you. April Fool's Day is here, you and I will make mistakes, but we all have to make mistakes happily!

3. It is said that 999 roses represent the most perfect love; in order to express the most perfect friendship between us, I invite you Just pick any roses in my rose garden. I’ll be surprised if they don’t kill you!

4. From a distance, you look like a beautiful woman smiling shyly in the wind. From a closer look, you turn out to be a plastic surgery young woman playing coquettishly. From a distance, you look like a handsome man. Dancing gracefully, up close, it turns out to be a pig with a pig head and a pig brain. I feel sad. April Fools' Day is coming. Don't scare me so I can't sleep. I send you text messages to make you laugh. May you be happy and healthy.

5. I send blessings to you all around me. I care about your happiness. A foolish man can move mountains without fear of difficulties. When you see others, you will be envied by future generations. You are welcome on all holidays. Move stones quickly, install quickly and lift quickly, never get tired, and be happy enough to move the world.

6. There was a man who raised three pigs, called big pig, medium pig and small pig. He touched the big pig, and the big pig laughed. He teased the middle pig, and the middle pig laughed. Finally, he sent a text message to the little pig. The little pig was holding the phone and giggling. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. "April Fool's Day is here, and so is the text message. Smile happily, overcome being fooled, and just pretend to be stupid. Fools are talented, and you will not be annoyed by being fooled. Even if you have many friends, you will never be fooled." Not much, April Fool's Day is coming, have fun! I give you a reason to laugh so angry, I wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!"

8. Really, sometimes I envy you, I should Eat, sleep when it’s time, no troubles, no worries, no worries; no complaining, no shouting of tiredness, never know you are tired; still shaking your head, looking left and right, just say you, Brother Pig, happy April Fool’s Day, happiness and good luck .

9. Free April Fool’s Day Face-to-Face: You have a rosy face, big ears and drooping shoulders, bright eyes, great appetite, strong limbs, and a worry-free life! But why are your nostrils pointing a little upward? I suggest you do it easily It will be a good idea to marry a woman named Gao!

10. Bad guys often come and go in your building recently. For the safety of you and your family, please do not turn on the lights at night and unplug the landline. Turn off your cell phone and let your children rest at home for a day. It will be safe after April 1st.

11. April Fool’s Day quiz. A farmer wants to kill a pig and a donkey. Should you kill the pig first? Or the donkey first? Kill the donkey first? That’s right! The pig thinks the same way. Yes! Congratulations on your 100 points in the intelligence test! Thank you for participating!

12. Extra! Extra! Tonight it will rain RMB on the left side of your house; there will be diamond wind on the right; golden snow will fall on the front; and there will be rain on the back. Checks are flying all over the sky, please prepare many big sacks and prepare to get rich! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. The boyfriend said to his girlfriend: I will always love you. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend in confusion: What is forever? The boyfriend replied: "Forever means that I will continue to love you even after I die." ?Haha, happy April Fool's Day.

14. April Fool’s Day is here, here are some tips for you: If you are fooled, be happy; if you see others being fooled, laugh without saying a word; if you want to be more happy, fool your friends. How foolish and joyful, come and join us.

15. Pig hunting notice: I lost a cute little white pig. Characteristics: Smart, considerate, carrying a mobile phone and checking text messages. After reading the message, the pig will reply to the owner quickly! The owner misses you so much now!

16. Emergency broadcast, Emergency broadcast. A huge "tsunami" from the private sector will hit land on April 1 and sweep across the country. It is understood that the speed of the "tsunami" will reach 1,000 kilometers per hour. The center of the "tsunami" is located in the middle of the crowd. The destructive power of the "tsunami" is mainly a variety of lies, scams, etc. mixed with water.

This "tsunami" is extremely destructive. Please build a psychological defense line and take precautions!

17. My dear, you can't afford it. You sleep until ten o'clock every day and have five meals a day. The bowl is bottomed out, and no one can compare in weight. To the pig who read the text message, Happy April Fool's Day.

18. I can’t put it down for your soft body, your warm breath makes me feel like a spring breeze, and your silent care makes me not afraid of the frost. But where are you now? Leave me to face the cold winter alone, Are you coming back soon? Hot water bottle! Are you being sentimental? Happy April Fools' Day!

19. My boyfriend swore to his girlfriend that I will always love you and you will always be in my heart. My girlfriend said angrily: I'm the one who If it's not in your heart, it will suffocate me to death? Haha, don’t laugh after reading this. Am I kidding you? Happy April Fool’s Day.

20. Living a carefree life is your attitude, eating with gusto is your style, sleeping soundly all the time, and sleeping day and night are your interests. It’s nice to be a carefree pig! Haha. Happy April Fool's Day.

21. China Mobile customers: Your mobile phone is already under load and is in danger of exploding. Now please turn off the phone immediately, take out the battery, and throw it to a distance of more than ten meters. These actions require Done in one go, without any hesitation. Haha, happy April Fool's Day, fool!

22. On April Fool's Day every year, all the pranks and jokes come into play; be careful when teasing others, and don't go too far; to promote a happy atmosphere, just being happy with each other is enough. ; When you receive a text message, you must say silently, I am a pig head, who should I be afraid of; I wish you a happy April Fool's Day and a lifetime of laughter!

23. April Fool's Day, great wisdom is the most valuable, and fools are the most valuable. It doesn't matter if you are fooled, I am lucky and happy to laugh. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you a smooth work, great abilities, and a happy life.

24. Open the photo album, see the yellowed photos, and see your childish smiling face; open the damp wooden box, see your homework book, and see the lines of crooked handwriting, I really want to see you. You, call me back. Your primary school teacher. (April 1.)

25. "I heard that several mental patients ran out of the mental hospital. Look to your left and then to your right. Please be careful of the mental patients following you. Their Characteristics: Holding the phone and looking left and right in a panic. Hey, happy April Fools' Day. "

26. April Fools' Day, the people who are fooled the most are the ones with the most friends. The most intelligent and naughty people are the ones who have the most, the most respected people are the people who do not fool others, and the most caring people are the people who do not want to fool others. No matter what kind of person you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

27. Your appearance is lazy and laid-back, your snoring is gentle and sweet, your company is kind and warm, I love you, kitty. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

28. Friends, go buy lottery tickets! Today is April Fool's Day. When you see that none of the numbers match, don't worry. The Welfare Lottery Center is just teasing you. , you have won five million! Go, win the prize, remember to treat! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. Smile and you will be less than ten years old, laugh, and even younger, be careful not to laugh out your front teeth Drop it, otherwise my heart will be very noisy, haha? Happy April Fool's Day.

30. It’s April Fool’s Day again, let’s write again with joy: First, fool your lover, let him laugh until he faints; secondly, fool your friend, let him have enough; thirdly, fool your parents, it’s not hard to laugh; finally, fool yourself , if you are stupid, you will be lucky.

31. April Fool’s Day is here. I can’t bear to hurt you, but I’m afraid that you will be hurt by others. Finally, I made a difficult decision: remind you that on April Fool’s Day, you must turn off your phone to prevent Others have taken you for a fool. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

32. Apples are sold by the pound, given away with tears, special price and free shipping, dear. If interested, please call 10010. Quantities are limited, so hurry up if you want to buy. Time: April 1st, April Fool’s Day, I wish you good health and delicious food.

33. April 1st is coming, here are three tips to teach you how to see through the tricks of deceivers around you. First, stare at the other person firmly with your eyes to observe whether the other person is flustered, has evasive eyes, or has sweaty palms. Second, you should show extreme indifference and indifference to what the other person says, so that the other person is at a loss and confused. Third, use a very funny expression and keep asking the other person what day it is today.

Happy April Fool's Day!

34. Your friend believed the false message you sent and is crying now. Why don't you go and have a look? It's gone. It's a lie. Don't blame me, you fool. Happy holiday.

35. "My friend told me that there is a pig that can read text messages, but I don't believe it at all. Today I tried to send one. Hey! He can really read text messages! Hehe, Happy April Fool's Day, dear pig!"

36. Mobile users, please pay attention, because today is April 1st, April Fool's Day. To prevent being deceived, fee deductions at the beginning of the month are suspended. Please tell each other. The system automatically sends text messages, no reply is required. Happy holidays.

37. The monkey ran out of breath and shouted: "Mother Pig, Mummy Pig, don't read the text message, your third child has fallen into the pig pen, go and save him." Mother Pig was startled and put her cell phone in her pocket. Haha, Happy April Fools' Day!

38. Fishing Valentine's Day is here. You hold a fishing net in your hand and a fish basket on your waist. You are good at catching fish and shrimps and cast the fish net. If you catch a basket of fish or shrimps, everyone will praise you. I wish you all the best on April Fool's Day and may you be fooled every year.

39. When I am sad, I cry, and my tears fall on your heart; when I am happy, I smile, and the smile is bright on your face; I miss you, and I send a text message to your mobile phone. : See you at the gate of your alma mater at 8:00 a.m. on April 1st. See you there or not.

40. You have a big face and a thick neck. The more you look at it, the more you look like a pig. You hold a mobile phone in your trotters and eat pig food in your mouth. Hey, it’s you, why are you still giggling? April 1 Happy April Fool's Day!

41. April Fool's Day is here, let us be as wise as fools, love ourselves and others, be loyal and keep integrity, and rise faster and faster. Be happy every day. Then send this text message to everyone you care about. You will have a sweet dream tonight. When the sun rises tomorrow, your sweet dreams will come true. Happy April Fool's Day!

42. You are treated so well these days. Someone cooks for you, provides security for you, takes care of you, and gives you nutrition. You are just a little kid. Do you have a cold? Why are you so serious about putting a sign on your house? Bird flu? The hardest hit area, no strangers are allowed in! Happy April Fools' Day!

43. My dear, you have to promise me Take good care of yourself, have confidence in facing any difficulties, have perseverance in doing things, remember to be happy every day, and most importantly, never tell others that you are a mental patient, haha, happy April Fools' Day!

44. Congratulations, you won a big prize with the welfare lottery you bought yesterday! Don’t say you didn’t buy it, how could you win if you didn’t buy it? By the way! Unless today is April Fool’s Day! Wish you an April Fool’s Day Happy!

45. Early in the morning, I received a lot of text messages. My wife said that she would make delicious food for me, my friend said that he would give me a sports car, and my colleague said that he would do the tedious and troublesome work in the future. There was also a female classmate who I hadn’t seen for many years who confessed her love to me. It was so beautiful in my heart, until I saw the note on the other person’s back: Dear, have you been fooled today? It turns out that this is the joy of fools! Haha, Have you been fooled too!