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I shed tears when the old man sneaked out of the window. He went out with a heavy package on his back and betrayed his strength countless times. When he turns gray for someone, he wants to say ... Merry Christmas to you, old man! Merry Christmas! ▲ 2. Why is Christmas set in the cold winter? Because you need my warmth; Why is Christmas Eve set in the long night? Because you need my company; Why is there only one Christmas in a year? Because I can give you 365 wishes! ▲ 3. On the winter night when Jesus was born, let's read a blessing sutra with a clear heart and folded hands: "All the money goes to my home, all the money goes to my home …" ▲ 4. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I wish you, an ideal, far-sighted, intelligent and unparalleled genius elite: ▲ 5. I clicked all winter and saw your smile; I copy your smiling face and stick it in my heart; I download my thoughts and keep them forever; I turn on my mobile phone and give you my best wishes: Merry Christmas! ▲ 6. Listen! For you, I would like to be a Christmas tree, I am full of huge fruits, guarding the road you walk every day! I just wait day and night, hey, when will you pay me back? ▲ 7. I have been refined into a miniature work. I will shrink it into the socks of someone I care about on Christmas Eve to greet you: Merry Christmas! ▲ 8. The message says to the pig: Happy egg laying! The pig replied, Yes, Merry Christmas to you, too! The news went on to say: pig, you are very healthy! The pig said: yes, I wish you health, too! . The message said: It's a pig! The pig said, this is a message. ▲ 9. Being called a bad guy for doing bad things, being called an idiot with an empty head, being fired, being called a jerk, and being called finished. Those who can't chew the bones eat the white eggs of black-bone chicken, and see the message of Merry Christmas! ▲ 10. Last night, Santa Claus told me that he would put the most expensive gift in his smelly socks. Where are you now? Take off your shoes and smell them. Stop texting and take it off! Merry Christmas! ▲ 1 1. After being with me for so long, I have nothing to give you, so yesterday I secretly bought you an old sock with all my pocket money and hid it at the end of your bed. I hope it will surprise you. Stop shopping and go back and see if there are any. @ Merry Christmas! ▲ 12. Don't be silly, wait for Santa Claus? ! His old man won't come this year because he was scared by your smelly socks last year! Only I can accommodate you, holding my nose and saying Merry Christmas _▲ 13. Urgent notice: as there is no chimney in your house, I can't deliver the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift (it's cold), but be careful of thieves. Merry Christmas from Santa Claus. ..... Don't close the window, it's cold outside! ▲ 14. Tell you seven ways to live a happy life. 1: Miss me more. 2. Contact me more. 3: Dream about me more. 4. Care more about me. 5. Pay more attention to me. 7. The most important thing is to be with such a good me forever! Merry Christmas. Oh! ▲ 15. I miss you, two hearts hug you, three hearts kiss you, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts begin to shake, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better, eight hearts are earth-shaking, nine hearts are long, and ten hearts are deeply branded! Merry Christmas! ▲ 16. There are sparkling snowflakes in the quiet night, and there are 10,000 kinds of expectations and feelings, just like I want to meet you at Christmas. If I can't do it, dear, then I will keep the moon with snow and sing Christmas songs for you ten thousand times. Touched? Then marry me! If you promise me, I will fly to your side at once! ▲ 17. I told you not to give me a Christmas present, but you insisted on giving it. Well, don't spend too much money. The mink coat we saw in the mall last time will do. I'm waiting. Merry Christmas! ▲ 18. If you didn't receive my Christmas gift this year, there are two reasons. First, Santa Claus was scared by your smelly socks last year; Second, there is a big hole in your sock, so mend it quickly! Merry Christmas! ▲ 19. Zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad egg, empty head is called idiot, expulsion of squid is called fuck off, swearing is called asshole, alas, that is called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas!