How to greet new friends humorously?

Just added a new friend, everyone must greet each other's friends. The following are short sentences I compiled about how to greet new friends humorously. Welcome to read!

1, Hello, I am engaged in telecom fraud, please cooperate.

2. Your mother sent you a WeChat saying that you are super beautiful and asked me to catch up with you.

I passed your friend authentication, and now we can start dating.

4. Long time no see, where are you?

Is this child your surname or mine?

6. If I go down one day, I will definitely come up for you.

7. Do you do it? Sorry, I'm so excited. I sent it wrong. Are you there?

8. Take a shit together when you are free.

9. You are the first person I added from prison.

10, hello, I'm a star who sent a big star to love you.

1 1, are you in love? Ten is less than three. Oh, sorry, one of the two is missing.

12, I have applied through your friend, and now I can start playing dead with each other.

13, I have passed your Friend Request, and now I can start to play dead with each other.

14, hello, I wish your family prosperity.

15, WeChat from your mother, saying that you are super beautiful, let me catch up with you.

16, hello, do you believe in light? If not, I don't think we are suitable.

17, fortunately, it is * * shoes and clothes. If * * is obsessed with boys wholeheartedly, then I'm finished.

18, hello, I'm a liar. This is my first time to cheat. You can take it.

19, do it? Sorry, I'm so excited. I sent it wrong. Are you there?

20. Hello, Yue Lao, let me know you.

2 1, hello, Yue Lao told me to pick you up.

22. When we meet for the first time, call me Big Brother. He will protect you.

23. Hello, my grandfather and I sell tea. Will you look down on me?

24. I have offered to add you. It's your turn to take the initiative.

25, give you a chance to chase me, don't be ungrateful.

26, go through the process or directly together.

27. I passed your friend verification, and now we can start dating.

28. I want to be a ruthless praise machine in Jimei list.

29. Hello, Pinduoduo, give me a knife.