Humorous blessings_Funny blessings for friends?

1. On your birthday, I will give you a boat so that you can paddle happily; I will build you a warm cabin so that you can hide in the source of happiness; I will prepare it for you. Delicious dishes let you taste the taste of happiness; I send you a text message to wish you a happy birthday. 2. Today is your birthday, my friend, I will edit a sincere text message for you and send you a special blessing. I wish you a happy birthday and eternal happiness! 3. On your birthday, I give you a gift, which is my pure heart. I will use it to bring you a lifetime of happiness. Happy birthday to you! 4. On your birthday, I send you a bouquet of flowers, which is my fiery heart. I use it to ignite a hope for you. Happy birthday to you! 5. On your birthday, I give you a cake, which is my sincere heart. I want to use it to send you a lifetime of sweetness. Happy birthday to you!