How to express yourself gracefully as a psychopath?

I saw this topic on Sina Weibo a few months ago:

Now that you have been sent to a mental hospital, the doctor wants to ask you something. How to prove that you are not crazy?

At that time, I sat in front of the computer and thought for dozens of seconds. In the end, I can only get one result. "In addition to asking and answering questions, to be honest, I really can't think of a good way. At least I can control myself from taking drugs."

Is there really no such simple sentence to prove that you are not a mental patient?

Imagine that at this moment, you have been sent to a psychiatric clinic. You are sitting in a square chair in front of a doctor in a white coat. There is probably at least one other person around you, who brought you here. At this point, the doctor began to ask you.

I. Self-knowledge

You may think it's time to prove your wit. The first impression is very important, so you can't wait to say the first sentence.

"Doctor, I'm not sick!"

At this time, the doctor will probably ask you some other questions with a smile.

You may be angry that the doctor didn't look at your answer. You may feel that the doctor ignored your answer and was disappointed, but in fact. This sentence can at least be added to your diagnosis, called "self-knowledge".

Definition of insight: "the ability of patients to understand their mental state, that is, whether they are sick or not, whether they can correctly analyze and identify them, and point out which manifestations and experiences of their past and present are pathological." Metaphorically, it's like drinking at a dinner party. When I first started drinking, I felt dizzy after drinking two or three glasses, and told others that I was drunk, but after drinking two or three bottles, I didn't feel bad at all. You talked a lot and burst into tears, but you insisted that you were "not drunk". Self-knowledge is like this. When you have psychological distress or neurosis, you will feel all kinds of discomfort and entanglement in your heart and know that your psychological state is not good. But when you are really schizophrenic, you don't think you are sick, but you think you have no problem.

Of course, not all mental patients don't know that they are sick, but nine times out of ten they don't.

Although normal people know that they are not sick, mental illness will say so, so your sentence "I am not sick" will not only make you prove your health, but will make doctors more suspicious of your illness.

This sentence can be regarded as the lowest sentence.

I have seen similar answers on the internet, and the expression level seems to be slightly higher. "Can you prove that I am crazy?" But in fact, this sentence still belongs to the category of self-knowledge No doctor will foolishly prove it to you, and this sentence may be labeled as "paranoid".

Second, the sword goes sideways.

You found this golden sentence completely useless after saying it, so you chose the sword to go sideways and play something different.

The following are some answers from netizens:

"Eating controls the Internet?" (Weibo netizen @ Ye Songwei Wunu family domineering)

"I loved, I didn't agree, the shadow area is 9 square meters, Baoda, I don't know Amway, I don't regret it, New Oriental, Lan Xiang, save my mother first, is there anything else to ask?" (Weibo netizen @ 中中中中中中)

"What do I blame you for?" (Weibo Netizen @ Sleepless Xiaoming)

"I took medicine today." (Douban User @ Goubuli)

"Socialism is good! ! ! "(Douban user @ obscene obscene)

……

Of course, I believe that most of you said this with a teasing mood. If you really say this in front of the doctor, the doctor may feel that your timing is humorous, but if you don't grasp it well, the doctor is more likely to suspect that you have a problem with your thinking.

Because you don't follow the usual expressions, you are likely to behave exactly like the mental disorders of mental patients, such as escape, broken thinking, loose thinking, pathological repetition and so on. ...

At this time, you find it difficult to say an immediate word. So you remembered Feng Qingyang's predecessor's teaching that "there is no trick to win", and you responded to the doctor's inquiry with silence.

As a result, hehe, you know.

Third, prove that you are mentally ill in one sentence.

People will pay attention to this problem, which can't be separated from the reports of "being mentally ill" in the news and the descriptions in some movies, such as "Flying over the madhouse" and "I am your father". The information presented to us by these contents is that once it is identified as mental illness, it is difficult to clarify. Similarly, as early as 1970s, Rosenhahn showed us how easy it is to get mental illness when people are with their friends in a very naughty way.

Flying over the madhouse is undoubtedly a good movie, but it doesn't mean that all mental hospitals are like that.

Rosenhahn, together with a group of "bad boys", just pretended to have auditory hallucinations during the consultation, and all of them successfully moved into the suite of a mental hospital. In other words, the fake patient "proved" that he was mentally ill in just one sentence.

Although they are not mentally ill at all, their other behaviors seem to be full of mental illness, just because they were labeled as mentally ill from the beginning.

Similarly, if you are being consulted, many behaviors may be misunderstood as mental illness. If you are right,