My girlfriend said she hacked me. How can I respond to her humorously?

My girlfriend said she hacked me. How can I respond to her humorously? It depends on whether you realize how much you like her. If she breaks up with you and you think you like her very much, then try to make up with her. If she refuses to communicate with you, I advise you to give up. The difficult thing is whether the two sides still love each other without love.

How can I respond humorously when my girlfriend doesn't answer the phone? Sometimes he won't really talk to you. He just wants everyone to calm down. Sometimes, at this time, you need to think about what you really need and what you lack between two people, and whether it is enough to understand and comfort. Don't always put things on the other side. She has given you a promise, so you need to guard this promise made by fate. Come on, novice, you should hurry up, because time is never for anyone.

My girlfriend asked her why she listened to me and how to respond humorously. Because today, I will take care of you. They're all my people. How could you not listen to me? A little bad. You'd better not say that, because you don't know it that well.

How can my girlfriend respond humorously when she says "Stop nagging"? BB buys a beautiful and fashionable gift for his girlfriend, which makes her feel that you love her more.

A girl said I was in trouble. How should I reply to her? Humor, hehe, must be humorous! So you should bother me more often, dear.

How to respond humorously to "goddess, dating?" I finally have a man.

At night, a mosquito sucked blood on my sleeping girlfriend's face, and I slapped the mosquito to death in her face.

My girlfriend instantly sat up and tried to reach out and hit me. Then I showed her the mosquitoes on her face and she lay down.

I lay awake all night. I am so excited. After all this time, a man finally slapped her.

My girlfriend's cooking is terrible. How can I humorously say that she is terrible? I remember the dishes you cooked clearly, and I can tell you all the dishes you cooked in my life.

How humorous? I'm going to take a shit. Today, I called a friend to borrow money: "Brother, I have an accident and need a sum of money urgently."

The friend quickly asked, "Who is the driver? What car? "

"My wife, shopping cart.

The classmate said that her panel turned white. How can I respond to her humorously? No wonder everything is bright.

People say I have a long neck. How should I respond humorously? A man and a woman quarreled in college, and a man and a woman quarreled in college.

The girl shouted, "Get out." The boy also replied angrily, "All right, get out."

The girl looked at the back of her departure and couldn't help crying. The boy shouted back:

"What are you crying about? I'll be back at night. " You can believe in love again!