The lines of the hero's return drama

The Return of Heroes —— Moderator: Unknown, Moon-like, Teenage Girl, Broken Sword, Full of Books, Xue Fei, Tang Priest, Qin Wang, Director. Wedge: There was a story that made me think a lot. There was a movie that touched me a lot. The unsung hero gradually left us. However, tonight, he will come back. Please enjoy 1 hero's funny drama "Return": I was an orphan since I was a child and was called nameless. If a person is unknown, he can concentrate on practicing sword. It took me ten years to form a unique swordsmanship: ten steps and one kill. However, the king of Qin was very cautious and did not allow others to get close to him. I am very sad. I want to drown my sorrows by drinking, but unfortunately, I am terminally ill and drunk, so I have to drink milk at the moon! Alas, how can a modern girl enjoy the moon here alone in the dead of night? Wait for me to strike up a conversation! Hi? ~ ~ (imagine yourself spraying milk) Excuse me, girl? Yueru: The little girl said that she could see a jade wall in the distance, just like the moon in Korma. Unknown: Miss Yueru, it's one o'clock in the middle of the night. Building 4 must have been closed long ago. Why are you here alone? Don't you have a key card like me? Yueru: To tell you the truth, sir, Yueru is a waiter in the host's house. Because she sees that her master and her lover are deeply in love, but she hasn't found a suitable husband to make hot water for herself, take notes, make phone calls all night and send disgusting text messages, and she will take part in a bodybuilding competition the day after tomorrow, thinking that her future is uncertain, so she is secretly worried here. Why are you unhappy, sir? Unknown: I am really a swordsman. I practiced sword for ten years just to stab the king of Qin. It's a pity that I can't find a chance to connect with the king of Qin today, huh? ! Yueru: Mr. Wang turned out to be an ambitious chivalrous man, which is really admirable! Imagine the action here. ) I am willing to help my husband! Unknown: How can you help me? Yueru: To tell the truth, my master is the assassin's remnant sword wanted by the King of Qin, and his MM is the assassin Fei Xue! The king of Qin ordered that anyone who could kill the two men could approach them and have a drink with them. I think I can do it for Mr. Wang. . Unknown: Wow! Is it too poisonous for you to assassinate your master for this? Yueru: Sir, there is a misunderstanding. Yueru didn't ask Mr. Wang to kill his master. If Yue only needs to convince his master to talk with Xue Fei about Yu Xiansheng's weapon, Mr. Ru can use it as evidence to convince the king of Qin. Unknown: I see. Why didn't I think of such a clever plan? Moon-like girls are smart, and loneliness is blind to all men in the world. I think I just want to stab Qin, but I never thought about my lifelong event. For example, Miss Yue, it is destiny takes a hand to meet you and me today. If you don't dislike me, why don't you and I join hands after I stab Qin? Imagine the action here. ) flower girl: selling flowers! Sell flowers! Sir, buy a rose for your girlfriend, as long as 100 yuan! Unknown: OK. Flower girl: Will you pay by credit card, sir? Or cash? Unknown: Teenage girl who swiped the card: OK (I imagine swiping the card here). Sir, you think I'm gullible for selling flowers, right? There are only two dollars and fifty cents in your meal card, so what flowers can you buy? Unknown: So, are there any other cheap flowers? Flower girl: Forget it, forget it. I'll sell it to you cheaply, only two yuan. Unknown: What? This is obviously onion! Flower girl: I'll give you green onions cheaply, hum! Wu Ming: Moon, look at the bright moon in the sky tonight. There are black waves in the river of Tsinghua School. Would you like to dance with me on this beautiful day? Yueru: Good attention, but no music! Unknown: Nothing, music! (Imagine here) broken arrow: Scholar, grinding people. Calligraphy has the same principle as fencing and mopping the floor. (mop the floor here, imagine for yourself) Yueru, it's so late, why did you come back from outside alone? Yueru: Master! Me. . . I just met a great soldier outside. We hit it off and we got married in secret. Can Jian: What? Yueru, it's not that the host doesn't support you to find a boyfriend, but that you only see someone and talk about love. It's too simple, Tina? ve。 Yueru: Master, you are not ignorant. It is not easy to find a boy who meets my requirements. Since God gave me such a good opportunity, I don't want to lose it and regret it. Canjian: Alas! Learn from others' puppy love at a young age. No wonder there are so few credits! Yueru: Master, that unknown soldier is a man with ideals. I want to ask you for his business! Can Jian: Oh, what can I do for you? In order to stab Qin, Wu Ming practiced ten steps and one kill, but it was hard to find opportunities. According to the agreement, I want to borrow the weapons of my master and girl, and let the nameless pretence take them to the king of Qin to help him stab Qin! Canjian: Shut up! Yueru, as I have said, I will never mention it again. I can't help you Yueru: Master! I hope the master can fulfill it! Let go! Hang up! Xue Fei: Yueru, you don't have to convince him. A stubborn man like him won't change his mind. I just heard your conversation in the back. As long as it is about the assassination of Qin, you can find me! To help you. Yueru: Sister Xue Fei, it's very kind of you, so please borrow a weapon quickly! Xue Fei: Don't worry. I want to see if the unknown soldier's ten steps and one kill are really worthy of the name, and then make a decision. If you take me to give him a message, I'll make an appointment with him to get him ready. Yueru: Yes.