Collect information that can make people laugh.

1, the student asked, "Teacher, what do you think of nudity?"

The teacher said, "This question depends on the objective environment. The studio is art, the room is called love, the operating table is medicine, the cradle is the soul, and the forest is a return to nature. "

2. The student asked, "Teacher, why is the straight line between two points the shortest?"

Teacher: "If you throw a bone, do you think the dog will go around and pick it up or just run over and pick it up?"

Student: "of course, I went straight to pick it up!" " "

Teacher: "Do you still ask questions that even dogs know?"

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3. The chemistry teacher told me to observe the color of the medicine. A classmate couldn't tell the difference between colorless, transparent and white. The teacher painstakingly explained half a class, but he still didn't understand. Finally, the teacher got angry and picked up a transparent test tube and asked him, "What color is this?"

He studied it for a long time and said, "White."

So the teacher said, "well, you will wear this white dress to school tomorrow."

In middle school, the teacher said, "Do you know why you smell shit when you go to the toilet?"

We: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Because excreta molecules volatilize and become tiny little excreta. You have sucked them in when you breathe, which means you have eaten shit. "