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I changed my phone number. What is the best way to say it in a circle of friends?

1, the number has changed, the relationship remains the same, the old number has been deleted, the thoughts have not diminished, the new number has been added, the contact has remained unchanged, the new number has been made, and a new life has begun.

2. As the number I used before xx has been monitored by the CIA for 24 hours, I am now changing my mobile phone number, please update it.

3. Rich people change their mobile phones, and those who have no money change their numbers. I am (name)' s new mobile phone number. Welcome to harass, please eat, please call directly according to the referral object, please call 1 10 to borrow money.

I changed my number. All my friends should inform me first and ask me why I changed my number. Guess what? If you guess right, you will get a prize. The prize is "shake hands, hug and kiss", which will be cashed when you meet. Ha, ha, ha, good friend's new number, contact more. Oh, I wish you happiness!

5. The number is unfamiliar and the owner is familiar. If you don't answer it, my heart will hurt. Family ties will never change, and hearts will always be connected. Believe in strange numbers, and you will become familiar with them after seeing text messages. Keep in touch often, don't forget me!

6. Recently, my personality has plummeted, so embarrassed that even my mobile phone was confiscated by the toilet. This makes me feel very sorry. It's a good thing this happened to me, and you're not used to it. Hey, hey, remember my new number. Remember to harass me if you have nothing to do.