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Weekend greetings are short and humorous. Weekend greetings are very short.

1, my greeting is ice cream, which melts in the mouth, sweet in the stomach and cool in the heart. May you repel the high temperature, let happiness fly, make life interesting and smile beautifully every day!

2, send you watermelon, refreshing and refreshing; Send you an electric fan to blow away your irritability and sweat; Send you cool oil and fight for the upper reaches; Send you a cup of warm-hearted tea to accompany you to blossom every day!

3, look at the career line, you are on the road to success; Look at the lifeline, you will live a long and healthy life; Look at the emotional line, your peach blossom is booming. My blessing is three in one. May you be extremely happy!

4. Send you 50,000 yuan, health 1 10,000 yuan, happiness 1 10,000 yuan, peace 1 10,000 yuan, good luck 1 10,000 yuan, happiness 1 10,000 yuan, red brick 1 10,000 yuan. Hey, hey, build a beautiful castle yourself!

5, nothing to send a message, I wish you health and strength, eat delicious food, touch good things every day, double your salary every year, count your money and get cramps in your hands, in short, you are blessed!

6. I turn on the thunder, pay attention to unlimited traffic, wish the speed is super fast, and download you a lifetime of health, happiness, happiness, good luck and peace. Contact me and send it to you when you have time!

7. The aroma and warmth of sesame sauce can't compare with my blessing; Sanjiu Weitai is as close as a friend, not as warm as my short message. I wish you a good mood every day!

8, career emptiness, life emptiness, think about it will be crazy; The wallet is empty, the house is empty, so I have to go out to work; Love is empty, love is empty, and it is not easy to be single. Work hard!

9. I am a spider, so I will net you with health; If it is a big tree, it will cover you with happiness; If you are immortal, you will be protected by peace. But I am not, I can only wish you happiness with my heart!

10, I dug a mine specially for you, and it was nominated for a gold medal. The heart is silver, the copper heart is always there, aluminum is better than aluminum, potassium is happy, coal is troubled, tungsten is worried, and lead is boundless!