Interesting sentences about widows

1. When I passed the drugstore, I turned around in my mind and thought of you: I felt more and more like a "medicine bottle". Don't be angry, because you are my medicine-my mind, body and heart are occupied by you! Baby, I love you!

The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two situations: girls are men and boys are women.

3. When you are in love, be obedient like a grandson; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

Nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, but on the surface, she shows two points.

The more mature the husband who is deeply loved by his wife, the less mature the wife who is spoiled by her husband.

6. There can be love and sex without marriage, just as there can be four seasons without fruit. However, if you don't get married, you won't get a welfare house.

7. Beautiful women have many love stories, while unattractive women hear many love stories.

8. One thing you may not have noticed is that the toothbrush you gave me has become my gift. Every time I use it, I will use it for a lifetime unless you give me another one.

9. Once you worship heaven and earth, you will be exhausted by your wife. Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

10. I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After marriage, we will start our own business and open a stall selling pork in the food market. I'll cut the meat and you collect the money.

1 1. What? Waste paper? That's a long lyric poem I wrote. This is a proposal to you! Don't understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

12. Job hunting! Major: Love undergraduate course. Specialty: washing dishes and pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: the heart is yours. Ideal contract period: valid for many years and never quit!

13. Dear Fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey, love your cat!

14. Dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse!

15. Girl, just follow the uncle!

16. You stole my love and my heart. I decided to take it to court. What should I sentence you to? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to accompany me for life.

17. A good relationship between men and women will lead to an affair, and a bad relationship will lead to an affair.

18. The emperor calls himself a widow, and all three thousand beautiful women in the harem should be called "widows".

19. No house, no car, no status and no courage to chase you; I miss you so much that I can't sleep, and I miss you so much that my heart is withered; Send a message to ask you, can you give me a chance?

You can't cook. Stay away, I'll cook for you later!