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Funny three sentences and a half lines in New Year's Day Gala

● The Spring Festival is coming. I knitted a red sweater for you by twisting the wool of blessing in candlelight: peace in front, happiness in the back, and good luck with thick shoulders. When I wear it in my sleeve, my collar contains consideration, and my pocket is full of happiness. Wear it on your body, let the warmth wrap you, and let my heart accompany you for the New Year!

● I wish you all the best in the Spring Festival again and again. Five Blessingg's colorful life is exquisite and long. A hundred years of perfection. Enjoy your wealth slowly at the turn of the Millennium!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I will send it to you, the person I love, and have a happy Spring Festival!

When the new year comes, I can't send you warm winter clothes, and I don't need gorgeous romantic poems. No expensive gifts; Without the joy of roses. But there are more precious blessings for you than those: I wish you all the best in the new year!

● Relatives and neighbors are harmonious, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day and happy every year!

● Blessing is full of countless blessings. Happiness is the starting point of happiness. Being blessed by happiness is an infinite blessing. Blessing is just a beautiful and heavy blessing, and nothing is more valuable than blessing!

Looking at the soft sunshine outside the window, listening to the birds singing in the trees, the walls of the atrium are rippling with thoughts of you ... The Spring Festival is coming, and we are looking forward to a happy and festive night, holding our breath and listening to the ancient and heavy New Year's Eve bell ringing. ......

● Clouds are gorgeous, rain is transparent, wind is persistent, the moon is affectionate, thoughts are lingering, love is eternal, stars are brilliant, and you are unforgettable. I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival!

● Only those who know how to live can appreciate the frost of Chimonanthus praecox, and the attractive fragrance means a long time; Only those who know how to care can feel the beauty of life, and the happy mood is full of happiness; Only those who make unremitting efforts can deeply know that happiness is hard-won. I wish you a glass of wine on the day of family reunion during the Spring Festival.

● The lonely moon in the stars knows, the shy clouds in the sunset know, the butterflies with fragrant flowers know, the gentle wind in the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sour tears in my heart know, and you know my thoughts! Please remember my blessing: Happy Spring Festival!

● Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along with flying geese and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When you are calm, you will always bless silently. May happiness and peace accompany your sweet life. Happy New Year!

Pick a thousand stars to light up your future; Plant a thousand roses, intoxicated with your mood; Fold 1000 paper cranes to release your joy; Find a thousand reasons to make you happy and peaceful; Say 1000 sentence and wish you a happy Spring Festival reunion!

If I were a tear in your eyes, I would slide down your face to your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would rather not cry all my life, because I don't want to lose you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival from afar!

This is my blessing to you: a distant dream lights up, listen to my blessing, I hope your life is no longer scarred, I hope you have a safe journey, I hope all good things fill your dreams, and I wish you a happy and eternal New Year!

● The Spring Festival is the most solemn festival of the Chinese nation. Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness always smile at you! Eat jiaozi on New Year's Eve!

● Spring is warm and autumn is crisp, and it is cool in summer and warm in winter. If there is no trouble in your heart, it is a great time in your life. May you accompany the Spring Festival, hold hands with happiness, and let peace, affection and happiness meet forever.

● Mountains can block the sky and the heights, but they can't stop the deep thoughts; Jingwei can open the distance, but can't stop the sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will be close no matter how far away they are. Spring Festival is coming, send my blessing!

● The distance we have traveled in the past year has left us with difficulties and difficulties in climbing. You and I still need to continue to pay for the road we look forward to in the coming year with higher ideals. Take courage and determination from now on and wish greater progress in the new year.

With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, send a round blessing, so that those who love you love you more and those you love know you better! I wish you and your loved ones peace and happiness, and I wish your parents health and happiness!

If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. Don't you dare, I'll beat you into a second-hand one.

● Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth a thousand dollars. Just thinking about wise friends, a little news brings good news. Look at friends, news and people, and always remember friends' hearts. Happy spring festival!

May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5256000 wonderful minutes and 3 1536000 seconds.

The God of Wealth asked me to tell you to be kind to people, especially to the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy. Please invite this person to dinner and give him a big gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you.

● I won't give you a gift this Spring Festival. I will send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you! !

I wish you a smooth new year, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big luck, seven stars shine high, and all directions come to make money, and 99 is United and perfect!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

Looking forward to you, in winter; Miss you in the spring breeze; dream