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My wife wrote a short message to Xiao San.

The original match meets a mistress, and even a calm person will look for a lion roar at the exit like a volcanic eruption.

This is a post on the Internet. Everyone who has seen it lamented the toughness of this original wife. In the face of the challenge of an aggressive third party, she can be supercilious, confident and tit for tat. This wife really has a very strong heart!

Dear mistress:

Hello! I am your lover's original wife. Or traditionally, I should be your elder sister and you are just my concubine, or "outer room" or "wing room" is more appropriate.

I was a little surprised when I received your letter yesterday. I'm surprised that you have to resign so soon. I thought you were going to fight a protracted war!

In your letter, you said many sharp and fierce words to me. If you don't become a relative, you will become an enemy. To be honest, you really don't have to do this. Since you think I never knew you existed, why did you break the window paper at the last minute and declare war on the original match? Try to be brave for a while, and then say it quickly, which makes no sense at all!

We have to admit that a theorem in physics is very accurate and interesting, that is, like-minded people repel each other, while opposites attract each other. You and my husband are attracted to each other, but you and I are mutually exclusive and incompatible. We can only be enemies, and we can never be friends and confidants. Who wants to share the same man with a rival in love? Marriage can only be monopolized. If you dare to stand up and compete with me, you are an intruder. I was forced to stand up and fight. I must fight back mercilessly and deal with a man as he deals with you. Let's see who can laugh last.

You still think you are mysterious, don't you? It may surprise you to say it. In fact, I already know everything about you There is a saying in Sun Tzu's Art of War: Know yourself and know yourself, and you will be invincible. You feel good about yourself, but you are still a little too young!

Between my husband and me, you have never been invisible. I have seen your photos, heard your growth story, and even included every posture you like in bed. You don't believe me? Ok, let me ask you: Are you flat-footed? My teeth are porcelain-fused-to-metal. I had appendicitis surgery and had a mole in my private parts. ...

Do I need to continue? Unfortunately, when you decide to be a mistress, it means that you will no longer have privacy, because only husband and wife are the closest people. What about you? I'm afraid you haven't seen my picture.

Maybe you will ask me why I tolerate him so much. Yes, you really need to know at this time. I don't tolerate him, but I hope he is happy. Hehe, I didn't expect you to understand the following explanation: men's sexual desire is the strongest between the ages of 20 and 30, while women should be after 30. I'm too young to be interested in sex, but he wants it every night. How can I fill this desire? So I allowed him to find another woman to release and satisfy his desire. I don't want him to be too depressed and wronged.

We finally chose you among n candidates. Because you have a good figure and are young and naive, you only care about love and despise marriage. All your qualities make you the best candidate to be the third child. I can't help sighing for you: Ah! You are so ordinary, but so lucky!

Do you think the gift he sent to touch your heart is expensive? I don't need to identify those jewels. I know that he carefully selected all the bargains in the wholesale market according to my instructions, and the most expensive ones did not exceed 100 yuan.

He often takes you shopping, doesn't he? Those are small boxes. You can't imagine what brand-name goods your sister and I use, otherwise you wouldn't be so complacent and show off in front of me to satisfy your vanity.

You call me vain? Maybe it is. A vain person at least loves face and knows shame. Knowing that you can't sleep with someone else's husband casually, marriage means tolerance, understanding and commitment. And you keep saying that you really love him, I'm afraid you just lost your sense of proportion and had to use love as a shield and fig leaf.

You say he really loves you, or he won't give you the credit card. Yes, I don't know his credit card, but I know his company. His credit card bill will be sent to me every month. You mentioned yesterday was my birthday, hehe, my birthday has already passed. I guess this is another excuse for him to perfunctory you.

Speaking of which, you should remember the day when you agreed to go to the hospital for abortion, but you repeatedly called him but no one answered. At that time, he accompanied me and my parents to have dinner at my parents' house, and played mahjong four times after dinner. Huh? The excuse he told you was that he had social intercourse? It seems that he really didn't choose you wrong. Only you will believe such a lie.

He always likes to say things like I'm vain in front of you and how I'm afraid of him, because he is smart enough to find that you like to listen to such words. In fact, you don't love him or sex. You just like to fantasize about defeating another excellent woman and even get inexplicable pleasure. He analyzed that this may be because you have never been outstanding in the process of growing up, and you have always had a strong sense of inferiority. So I want to conquer my man and experience the satisfaction and sense of accomplishment brought by conquering an excellent woman.

In fact, why do women embarrass women, and why do older sisters embarrass younger sisters? I wanted to hide the truth, so that you could be narcissistic like Sister Furong and leave with your own mirage. However, after reading your complacent letter, I am worried about you. I feel it is my duty to give you a hand and give you some advice: life is complicated and reality is cruel. Because you are too young and inexperienced, it is inevitable that you will be cheated and accidentally slip.

Learn from mistakes. In the future life, you should keep a clear head, and never get hot-headed or lose your mind. I hope you can understand my painstaking efforts and these truths. The man who really loves you doesn't just take you shopping, he just needs to live with you in an ambiguous way, but gives you a legally recognized and protected marriage relationship. Now I have made it clear that you will feel frustrated and hurt. But please believe that my starting point is good, for your sake.

Having said that, if you are still stubborn and insist on being a mistress is your promising career choice, and now you just want to change employers, my sister will write you a letter of recommendation with sincere words. Because from the current point of view, "little three children" still have a good market prospect. And your own advantages are also outstanding: young, energetic, open-minded, relatively clean (compared with young ladies), low requirements, and economical. For a wife who has no intention of having sex or getting pregnant, it is really necessary to appease her husband-"Little Three Children". Therefore, I strongly recommend you to file a file, apply for a job, and take a post.

Finally, I'll give you a few suggestions:

1. Generally speaking, it is difficult for a woman to get pregnant and have children after more than five abortions. Therefore, when you want to get married after playing enough, a divorced man with children is really a good candidate.

2, you have to save money for future maintenance. Girls like you age faster than excellent women, because your sexual life is frequently chaotic and female organs age quickly, which will directly determine that you will become ugly faster than your peers in the future. Are you still sallow and weak since the miscarriage?

Never believe that the so-called love brought by a married man is true. The so-called "love" is as cheap as jewelry bought in the wholesale market. Remember: the life of a married man can be enriched by you, but it can never be subverted by you. No clever man will marry a woman like you. Your youth is only a short-term asset, which needs to depreciate rapidly, and a man's wallet will become more and more bulging with the increase of his qualifications. All this also needs the assistance of an excellent woman. It must be his wife who shares weal and woe, but it can't be you who enjoys success late.

For example, a man's first wife is the original shareholder of his life development. If the cooperation is pleasant, the career will soon flourish and happiness can be expected. If you see the color, like the new and hate the old, and your mind is dizzy, the ending can only be to give up the shares and be out of the game. No wise man would make such a stupid choice. The appearance of "little three children" is only his consumer goods at a certain stage. As the saying goes, the new hoop toilet also has three days of freshness, and it is nothing more than a temporary curiosity for men to find you. I hope a narcissist like you will understand this truth in the long years to come.