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Say good night to your girlfriend humorously.

1, it's late at night and people are quiet. If you haven't slept, please go to bed quickly. If you fall asleep, turn over and go back to sleep! Sweet dreams!

2. Warning: You are not sleeping correctly at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep. Good Night!

I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I dare not speak rashly. Especially on quiet and lonely nights, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I want to send a text message to ask you … do you still wet the bed? Haha, good night!

4. Forward this message three times, and you will be lucky; Forwarding it again for 6 times will be official; Forward it 9 times again, and you will be lucky; Forwarding 12 times will cost 3 yuan money! Good Night!

Dear, when I was playing chess with Duke Zhou last night, I saw Duke Zhou's wife wearing rusty insoles. How beautiful! You should go to bed early tonight and learn from others. Good night, baby, sweet dreams!

6. Candlelight lit up your smile, and the smile bloomed in my heart, soaking my deep thoughts. The cool breeze at night gently brushed my face and sent you full blessings. I wish you happiness forever and good night.

7. Hello, when you received this message, I was really sorry to wake you up! Say good night and hope you don't meet me in your dream. I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

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9. Is the sky falling? The ground is sinking? The river is going backwards? None of this has anything to do with you Don't worry. Your task now is to remove dark circles. Look at you tired. Have a good sleep.

10, I just got off the phone with the moon and let it shine with you to sleep; I sent an email to the star, asking it to decorate the night sky with your dreams. They agreed. Good night and sweet dreams!

1 1. Missing is silent and pervades your heart. Do you feel lonely and uneasy in the dead of night? Then send you a good dream. I hope you can go back to your daughter-in-law's house in your dream ... Gao Laozhuang!

12, I wonder where you are now? I've been waiting for you here for a long time. Maybe you have gone home. I'm here alone. I think you are tired, too. Then go home and rest. Good Night!

13, at night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an unspeakable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon!

14, good night! See the clouds in the night sky? I don't think you can see. That's why I spy on you behind the clouds! See if you think of me at night, and see your lovely sleeping position at night, so I will have a good dream!

15, good night: on this quiet night, send my warm wishes and bring my deep thoughts. May my blessing wash away the fatigue of your day, and may a beautiful night take you into a wonderful dream! Keep you safe every day with one heart and one mind.

16, this quiet night, sent my warm wishes, but also brought my deep thoughts. May my blessing wash away the fatigue of your day, and a good night will take you into a sweet dream and make you sleep better!

17, the night is beautiful because of the stars, life is beautiful because of meeting, friends are deep because of helping each other, lovers love each other because of knowing each other, people who love you want to love you more, and people you love know you better! ! Have a happy day! !

18, watching the moon in the night sky round and round, I hope your dream is as complete as the moon!

19, it is easy to get wrinkles when you are angry, and you will become younger when you are happy. Staying up late will definitely hurt your health, and proper sleep should be light! Remind naughty and lovely you: less drying the moon in the middle of the night! Accident-prone! Wish: Have a good sleep! Good dreams!

20. When the last star closes its eyes, can you feel my thoughts? Immersed in the darkness, you can't restrain the impulse in your heart and send greetings to your favorite person: "It's late at night, go to bed early!" ! "。

2 1, tired all day, just for three meals Easy or difficult, bitter, spicy, sour and sweet. A vegetarian heart is more secure, and peace can reach the source. Freedom needs money, warm heart and intimate talk. Plan tomorrow, good night, my friend!

22, as night falls, sleepiness comes, and when you are tired, stop here. Whether the day is good or bad, let go from your heart; Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, just sleep. Have a good dream tonight.

23, can be lonely, but not lonely; Can be lonely, but not empty; Can be depressed, but not allowed to degenerate; You can be disappointed, but don't give up. Children without umbrellas must run hard. Good Night!

24. Earn money during the day, let nature take its course, fall asleep at night, be energetic, relax, dream a perfect dream, be free, calm and happy. Good night, have a good sleep and be happy every day!

25. greet gently and drive away troubles; Soft care, dispel your troubles; Sweet instructions, blow away your fatigue; Beautiful blessing, send a dream to accompany you. Good Night!