Wish the couple get married, humorous quotations

Lead: Marriage refers to a civil legal act in which husband and wife establish marriage relationship according to the conditions and procedures prescribed by law, and bear the rights, obligations and other responsibilities arising therefrom. The following are humorous quotations I collected to wish the couple a wedding. Please refer to them.

I wish the couple a happy marriage, humorous quotations 1, and wish your family a great force for the revival of the church; It has also become a great contribution to society and the country!

2. May you listen to the Bible all your life, honor your elders and love your neighbors; Make your blessings on earth a hundred times, and there will be great rewards in the future!

3. The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish the couple true love and meet each other forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

4. From then on, worship heaven and earth; Second, worship Gaotang, you sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed; Husband and wife worship for her and work hard for her; Alas ~ you are a sheep and she is a wolf.

I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you, with a plump figure and red skin, so everyone says you are a pair of pigs.

6. Happy wedding! You are made for each other. You are made for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

7. Love each other and be happy forever, and be happy wholeheartedly. May you two love each other more than the sea! I wish you a happy wedding, happiness, eternal passion and a long life together!

8. May your children and grandchildren worship God! May you teach your descendants according to the teaching and warning of the Lord; So do yourselves, and do the will of the Lord!

9. My ideal: when I was a child, I ate sugar, got a certificate in school, got a gold medal in the college entrance examination, got a job, got married and bought a house. Now I can live in a humble abode without wandering.

10, may your life be as beautiful as poetry, as wise as proverbs, as pious as Ecclesiastes, and as harmonious as songs!

1 1. In this spring of blooming flowers, you two will always be friends. As the saying goes, a couple is made in heaven! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

12, it's fate that two people meet, it's blessing that two people combine, and it's eternal blessing to grow old together. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding and a long life together!

13, hello! Dude. Married so soon. I can't come because of something. But I still want to sincerely wish you a happy wedding! Be careful of your health!

14, 10 crossing the boat, 100 sleeping. Finding her in the vast sea of people is clearly the fate of thousands of years ago. I wish you both happiness and harmony.

15, please let the breeze send your heart and let the cloud offer your true feelings; When I was newly married, it was full of intoxicating sweetness. I wish my dearest friend happiness forever!

16, you met in the vast sea of people, and after all the hardships, you finally came together. Seeing that you love each other, I sincerely wish you a happy marriage.

17, short words, sincere heart and friends' wishes are really deep. Excited heart, trembling hands, diamonds shine forever. Handsome groom, beautiful bride, perfect match.

18, love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock, marriage is popular, and divorce is popular. May you compose the music of love and enjoy it happily!

19, bless you in the name of love. May the flower of love never wither in your hearts. I wish you all the best in the name of years. May the years grow old and never change your feeling of love. Happy wedding!

Clouds in the sky bring my best wishes. The bright moon at night exudes intoxicating sweetness. Tonight, I wish my dear friend a happy wedding and a bath in love.

2 1, floats fly over the world of mortals, happiness comes like rain, sweet songs gather together and sing your past. Firecrackers explode the haze, happiness blows like the wind, and marriage and friendship are remembered. Wish you all the best.

22. Love is honey, snow lotus, eternal hymn and source of life; Love is caring, dedication, the pain of missing and the sweetness of memories. On the big day, I wish you a happy life!

23. I wish you all the best, in exchange for good memories of yesterday; May you work hard and spend a happy day together; I wish you * * * a better tomorrow. Friends, happy marriage!

24, tie the knot and become husband and wife, grow old together, live alone, have a baby early, and have many happy events. Make many wishes for today's delivery, and only hope that all wishes can be realized. Happy wedding and happy life!

25. May my brother be as honest and brave as Isaac, trusting and obedient, like an eagle spreading its wings; May my sister, like Rebecca, be gentle, kind, hardworking and virtuous, like a fruitful vine!

26, hand in hand, step into the marriage hall and move towards a better life; Shoulder to shoulder, strive for the future, and the days are getting more and more prosperous; I wish the newlyweds a happy life and a successful career.

27, willow green, pink, Yan language, auspicious day, fireworks and rain; Loud drums and music, friends, relatives and greetings; Fly with me opens a new universe, playing the harp and playing the fairy couple. Happy wedding!

28. Let go of your hand and get rid of the boring single aristocrat; Step over your feet and enter the happy world of two people. Congratulations on officially entering the sacred marriage hall! Bless you and enjoy a happy married life from now on!

29. Look at the good news you love, listen to the laughter of firecrackers, think about the excitement of the bridal chamber, look at the charm of the newlyweds, and shout the slogan of blessing. I wish you love each other and respect each other for a hundred years!

30. Happy people put on wedding dresses, and love blooms at this moment; A couple of newcomers are top-notch and have joined hands with the world since then; I sent a blessing message, sincerely wishing you two a hundred years of harmony, love and happiness!

3 1, the romantic node, the starting point of happiness, in this particularly festive day, I wish you married, hand in hand to enjoy love, stand shoulder to shoulder, grow old together, sweet and happy, happy wedding.

32. Look at the good news you like, watch the laughter of firecrackers, listen to the noise of gongs and drums, look at the beauty of the couple, think about the jokes in the bridal chamber, blow the horn of blessing, and wish you love each other and grow old together!

33. Red Festival floats in Wan Li, and double happiness lanterns are jubilant; The perfect combination of pearls and jade, hand in hand into the mandarin duck account; Stick to each other and never give up, and always unite to the end of life. May you always be together and hold hands!

34. Falling in love is not that simple, but you did it! Getting married is not that simple, but you did it! Life is not that simple, I hope your future is not simple! Happy wedding, man!

35, even the Millennium, Lan Zhi Bai Shixin. Good ceremony, the piano plays elegant music. Yuanyang is relatively happy, and lovers respect each other like guests. Join forces to innovate and enjoy Changchun. Blessing: Happy wedding and long life.

36. It is said that it took 500 times to look back at the past before it was exchanged for today's passing, but what kind of fetters and worries are there today? Today, everyone is happy, and marriage is logical. Qi Mei, I wish you happiness forever!

37, born with a piece of paper, busy for a lifetime: married a piece of paper, happy for a lifetime: a piece of paper for school, a whole piece of hard work: a piece of paper for friends, accompanied by a lifetime. Send text messages to harass you, and keep in touch if anything happens.

38. In chess, it is said that when it is time to vault, get off when it is time to get off, get off when it is time to be photographed, arch when it is time to die, and be a general when it is time to be a general. Honey, I think it's time for us to get married, don't you?

39. How many gentle encounters can lead to real encounters, and how many affectionate companions can lead to the accumulation of marriage. Life is only a few years, marriage is a happy day, life is sweet and interesting, and companionship needs to be cherished.

40. There is a distance, a thing called fate, a feeling called yearning, and a concern called silence. There is a man holding a blessing glass in front of you two. I hope you two have a happy day!

4 1, a natural couple, fully explains the beauty of the new couple at this moment; Put a pair on the ground to make the whole bridal chamber full of joy; Two people together are lifelong feelings; I wish you a happy wedding, heart to heart and a long life together!

42. Best wishes for your wedding. Have a chance to call? There is a kind of happiness called love and a kind of happiness called marriage. When you grasp the chance of fate, enjoy the happiness of love and experience the happiness of marriage, I wish you a hundred years of harmony.

43. Even magpies are noisy, and talented people and beautiful women get married. Qi Mei fly with me, for example, laughs and drinks lotus wine. A hundred years of * * * pillow Yuanyang love, the front of the hall is full of acacia flowers. Two of a kind, always sweet and happy.

44. May your love life be as mature as the fruit of a fig tree; It is like a blooming and fragrant vine, witnessing the fragrance of Christ, telling the deeds and glory of God day and night, day and night!

45. A beautiful bride is like rose wine, and the groom is a wine glass. That's it. Take your time, okay? Congratulations! Wine and cups are inseparable from now on! Bless you! Wine and glass, love, love! The smell of fusion. Congratulations!

46. Happiness has fallen from the sky recently, which makes me very happy. Now I am ecstatic, and it will make me happier if you, a pleasant goat, can come. I hope you can come and add joy to my happiness!

47, because of fate, so persistent; Because there is one share, all of them are not divided; Because there is love, all dependence; Because of affection, it is warm; Because of happiness, so happiness. May you hold hands all your life and never give up!

48. Today, flowers are fragrant for you, birds are song for you, happiness spreads its sweet wings, happiness sings loudly in the sun, and lovers who love each other walk into the wedding hall. May you join hands in happiness for thousands of years.

49. Biyi has added wings since then, and there are branches today. Harp and singing mandarin ducks live together, and they are always connected with each other. Accompanied by shadows in the morning and evening, the gods envy their companions! Bless you: Happy wedding, sweet love and happy marriage.

50. After being in love for three years, everything turns out well. I entered the Yuanyang account today. A good full moon brings positive results, and a happy marriage is a thread. Being together is not a dream, but intimacy will come true. I hope the flowers of the ice lotus will bloom forever and live a picturesque life with all my heart!

5 1, don't say that ten thousand years is too long, and don't say that eight thousand miles is too far; Don't say that nine days is too high, and don't say that five oceans are too wide. Bless the couple with one heart, broad sky, and love each other forever! Happy wedding, tie the knot.

52, want a car, want a house, it is better to drive me crazy, choose gold, choose silver, it is better to choose a kind heart. If you miss women and children, you might as well be my wife. Find Lao Tzu, ask for tickets, marry you and have children.

53. Double happiness comes at the door, with smiles all over the corners of your mouth, tenderness in your heart and happiness around you. On the wedding day, * * * cheers to the couple, wishing you happiness forever and a happy marriage for a hundred years. Happy wedding!

54. The red palace and the red "West Xi" are overwhelming. Today is your big day. On behalf of all the friends you have helped, I wish you peace and happiness all your life.

55, walk on the red carpet, make a promise before God, and after exchanging rings, you will be the right-hand man, and no one can live without anyone. Although there are occasional quarrels, it is the spice of life, so we should cherish it. A happy life.

56. When Cupid's arrow was shot, love took your hand. Happiness at this time, walking on the red carpet covered with your splendid clothes, will bless you every day and every night. I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!

57. Since then, love has a home, and my heart is no longer lonely. The touch of holding your hand is also the warmth of growing old together. Bless your love, this is a May garden full of roses. I just hope to be happy from now on! Happy marriage.

58, good days, good luck, good fate, take good care of your other half, good mood, good luck, good opportunity, cherish and respect your unique, I really envy you, I wish you a happy wedding, good luck and sweet love!

59. Red firecrackers are passion for love, red couplets are profound for love, red bedding is expectation for love, red cheeks are tenderness for love, and red clothes are purity for love. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding.

60. Willow green, pink, Yan language. Today is a good day, with fireworks and rain everywhere. In addition, ancient and modern admiration for hibiscus, the Millennium lovers dance. It's a noisy day, drums and music. Greetings from friends and relatives. Fly with me opens a new universe, playing the harp and playing the fairy couple. .

6 1, pious commitment makes life great, optimistic magic makes difficulties become reality, repressed loneliness turns into air, bumpy borders become the world of brave people, stubborn obsession becomes more prosperous, and struggling wings create a happy home! Happy wedding.

62, orange pomegranate welcomes new people, big red cherry congratulates. Crystal grapes are sweet with honey, and green apples are safe. Strawberries are light and fragrant, and orange petals are auspicious. Ode to Joy in Baiguoyuan, the newlyweds are going to sing. Wish: Happy wedding!

63. Dragonflies and phoenixes dance with colorful clouds, while Yuanyang plays with water and wears a show line. The guests came to drink and celebrate their wedding with a smile. The bride in Mei Xue is gorgeous in spring, and Tang Cheng in Xia Ying is rich and carefree. Point to the sky wholeheartedly, love for a hundred years. Wish: a hundred years of harmony!

64. The single aristocrat went bankrupt today, and the five good families opened. Many years ago, I finally saw peony. Quit fooling around with alcohol and tobacco and get married honestly. As soon as the shortlisted city is as deep as the sea, I will give you a lucky life buoy. Wish: Happy wedding!

65. Today, with a happy and grateful heart, I sincerely wish you: a match made in heaven, everlasting love; May God bless your love higher and longer than the high sky, and your love is deeper and wider than the deep sea!

66. Jiaozi married his wife. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. The meatball said shyly, "Shit, you don't know when people take off their clothes!" " !

67. Two orioles sing green willows. Congratulations on your wedding and welcome your friends. Eight-gun salute to heaven and earth, United for a long time. Sansheng is fortunate to hold a vegetarian hand, practice for a hundred years, and grow old. Have a deep affection for a glass of wine and enjoy happiness all over the building. Wish: Happy wedding!

68. When you, my love, are riding on a bamboo horse, the two younger ones should not have guessed. Never tired of looking at each other and loving each other forever. The salute has sounded, adding a smile to the festival. Swear this life, heaven and earth. Wedding night, sweet love. Wish: Respect each other as guests and love life!

69. Regard this love as a treasure, and gently walk into this emotional palace to feel every wonderful moment. Cherish this love, just like cherishing it, and gently walk into this emotional hall to feel every wonderful moment.

70. If you can't afford a BMW, you can ride a big horse; If you can't afford a banquet, you can kill a rooster; If you can't find a master of ceremonies, you can find an aunt; If you can't afford a wedding, you can have a little ·Xi；; If you can't find a priest, you can be a husband. Getting married is not just a trivial matter!

7 1, at this moment, you don't need too many sweet words, but too many true feelings can make you stand together through thick and thin. As friends, please let us share this romance, and then send our sincere wishes to your friends: I wish you a happy wedding and happiness!

Amin went to see his girlfriend's parents. Privately, he blamed his girlfriend: You know I can't even cook noodles well. How can you tell your parents that my cooking is good? My girlfriend said: I have to make up a reason for my parents to agree to our marriage!

73, red candles, red windows, red clothes, new houses, new households, new people come. Eight thousand guests laughed, and both parents were happy. The ceremony of lovesickness is far away, and the sound of harps is infinite. Two sincere brocade accounts, a piece of spring night truth. I wish you a happy wedding and a lifetime of love.