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Talk about the classic of cell phone shutdown.

1, love is in arrears, love has stopped, and fate is not in the service area! May you always love your destiny takes a hand's other half in the vast sea of people, and the person you love will eventually become your lover!

2, reduce emissions, the road is smoother, and the blue sky is longer.

Three, ten thousand years is too long, love me, now.

4, quit smoking, quit smoking, this is called choking, smoking to relieve boredom, including a pair of socks.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

6. I am still used to wandering at night. In this familiar and strange city.

7, I just know today, you take off the bill, and I'm still waiting for you, I wish you happiness today, Singles Day belongs to my holiday.

8. Love is a full life, just like a cup full of wine.

9. Let comfort be a kind of heart and home be a kind of enjoyment.

10, if someone hurts you, you can forgive him, but don't trust him easily. Forgiveness means letting go of yourself, but blind trust will only give him a chance to hurt you again.