Funny sentences for Valentine's Day

Funny Valentine’s Day Sentences

I wish you a long life and a long life. On Valentine's Day, lovers are very romantic, warm and sweet. Did you know? Funny Valentine’s Day quotes can enhance the relationship between two people. Below are some funny sentences about Valentine's Day that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

Funny Sentences for Valentine's Day 1

1. Today Chang'e is dating Bajie, the swan also saw the toad, and the Weaver Girl also obeyed the Queen Mother's order and fell in love with her. You Don't pick and choose, don't wait, don't hope, just make do with what you have, just love me.

2. I am so infatuated that I will not give up until your heart is broken. You make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This means that I sincerely hope to gain your care. I wish you happiness! You are so heartless!

3. If I were a billionaire, I would buy all the roses in the world and give them to you. Am I a rich man? No, so I can only send you a text message to wish you: Happy Valentine's Day, my friend.

4. On Valentine’s Day, I miss you from afar, hoping to turn into a homing pigeon and fly to you, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head!

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5. The love letter was written by me; the phone call was made by me; the rose was sent by me; the blessing was said by me: Happy White Valentine's Day!

6. Lover Festival costs a lot of money, and many men decide to spend a month and tighten their belts for this day. Therefore, kind-hearted female friends should give their boyfriends a gift in return, a belt.

7. Steamed buns are valuable, while steamed buns are more expensive. If you have roasted pork ribs, you can throw away both. Happy Valentine's Day!

8. I use a "Pentium" "core" to cut good luck, copy happiness, paste auspiciousness, send messages, open your "files", and download your " Data", store "I love you" forever in your "hard drive"!

9. On Valentine's Day, the red panda said to his mother depressedly: Now the girls in the class ignore me. Mom asked puzzledly: Why, don't they always praise your "sunglasses" for being cool? The little panda said: Red contact lenses are popular this year, and they all went after that little bastard Xiaobai.

10. Do you want roses? I won’t give them to you! Do you want chocolate? I’m so greedy for you! Do you want me to kiss you? You’re so beautiful! Oh---honey, don’t Angry, I just want to tease you! Happy Valentine's Day to you!

11. My love for you is like the endless flow of the river, like the overflowing of the Yellow River, and like the brilliant sunset over the western mountains. I want you to love you, I can't live without you, I must get you!

12. The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are harmonious, but they still want to make you happy; the sea can dry up, and the rocks can rot, but I can't be with you. Scattered; I will look for you to the end of the world and to the end of the world; the earth is barren and the sky is old, I can’t care less for you!

13. Buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; buy Chocolate, forget it, it will make you fat; light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; on Valentine's Day, I hope you and I will spend a happy Valentine's Day without a lover!

14. I have a dream, I I really want to be your water cup: kiss me every day when you get up, take me with you to work and school, think of me when you are thirsty, hold me in your hands all the time, never leave me for a day, and love me for the rest of your life.

15. Deep love, rainy weather, you are a worm in my belly, you understand everything I want, everything is silent! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

16. On Valentine’s Day, please use love as the guise and focus on lovers, secretly gather old lovers, secretly meet old lovers under the moon, search for crazy lovers online, and speed up the development of new lovers. If you don’t have a lover during the festival, go home and coax your wife. .

17. On Valentine’s Day, I just want to say to you: It’s impossible that I don’t love you; it’s unreasonable that I don’t love you; I don’t miss you, and I’m even more unjust than Dou E: I If I don’t text you, I’ll be struck by lightning.

18. My feelings for you are too strong, stronger than coffee, stronger than sesame paste, stronger than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone poles and burned out the phone cards. Valentine's Day, will you be my lover?

19. Love is a two-way choice. I will never change jobs for love. Love is a solo theater, and you are my forever protagonist. Love is the exclusive agent, I am your copyright. A family is a natural partnership, and you cannot withdraw if you join. Please be careful in your love management!

20. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I Still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

21. Two frogs fell in love in the park. The male frog hugged and hugged the female frog. The female frog sighed and said: Alas! I really miss you when you were a child, without arms or legs. It’s not like now, when we meet, we start to move!

22. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called unspeakable, a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and an idiot will Read it all. Happy Valentine's Day!

23. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, sixty No separation during the year!

24. Valentine's Day "Chasing Love" Route: Head quickly to the "Aegean Sea" and sail away from the "Sad Pacific". The "other shore of love" is no longer far away, and the "title song of love" has become The pilot song, the text message gives birth to the "wings of love" and sends deep blessings: I wish you a swim in the "Danube River of Love" on Valentine's Day!

25. My dear, it's Valentine's Day again. I don’t know how many chocolates I gave you have eaten, but I clearly saw it...! Can I give you slimming tea instead this year? Funny Valentine’s Day Sentences Part 2

1. Love is like A lock, I am like a key in your hand. The key can open a love or corrode a love. Not every key matches a happy love. The key lies in how you use the key.

2. My deep love for you will not change even if the gurgling water flows away. My deep love for you will not change even if the gloomy green mountains separate me. My longing for you is filled with bright and sunny days. Valentine’s Day is here. I wish you a happy mood. Pleasure and a happy life.

3. Kiss you and put care into it; kiss you and put sweetness into it; kiss you and put love into it; kiss you and put into it the vow of lifelong companionship. Kiss Valentine's Day is here, I wish to kiss you gently and spend every day of happiness with you.

4. Tears bloomed, blooming into longing; heart flowers bloomed, blooming into attachment; dreams bloomed, blooming into Chanjuan. My dear, I miss you, longing flower, nostalgia flower, Chanjuan flower. Let’s bless you together: the smiling flower, always blooming and always beautiful!

5. On this day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet, I want to say that we are so happy, even better than the immortal brothers and sisters. I love you, I want to be with you forever!

6. Every heartfelt word and every text message that comes are my deep thoughts and deep blessings. I send you warmth and joy. No matter where you are, I wish you the best. Friendship lasts forever. Happy Valentine's Day, I share my happiness with you, happy holiday!

7. Looking up at the blue sky on Valentine's Day, magpies are building the Magpie Bridge. If the love lasts for a long time, how can it last day and night? The silver swallows are dancing in the sky, and the beautiful woman is returning to Shu alone. She looks up at the returning swallows in the distance, and misses you so much.

8. When we met for the first time, you were my indelible thoughts; fate played tricks on you and I just passed you by. Even if we are not destined to be together, I am still your loyal friend and sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

9. You ask me how much I love you, and my thoughts extend; you ask me how deeply I love you. , caring is still real. A few minutes have passed, but your face is still in my heart.

10. I want to keep you and be happy with you forever; I want to hold you and be warm with you; I want to be in love with you until the end; I want to be intimate with you and cherish each other every day; I want to be romantic with you, regardless of death and time; I want to be happy with you until the eternity of the world.

11. Valentine’s Day brings you seven colors of happiness: a big “red” mouth in all directions, a happy “orange” event, a “yellow” golden house, a smooth “green” road step by step, straight to the “green” cloud road, May good luck be "blue" forever, and a lifetime of "purple" happiness! Happy Valentine's Day!

12. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, in the wind, In front of my eyes, it passes by, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

13. The love story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl has become a legend, and they meet every Valentine's Day. Love in the world is colorful, romantic and fashionable, and we are inseparable in front of flowers and under the moon, on the willow bank and by the lake. Lovers who love each other are happy, and their love lasts day and night. Happy Valentine's Day!

14. The sky of fate is searching for you, the relay of love accompanies you in the mountains and rivers, every bit of life is collected with you, everything in the past is completed Good memories. Sending tigers and welcoming rabbits, time passes, romantic love, you know my heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

15. The most romantic thing is to grow old slowly with you, until we can't get any older. Even though I can't go, you still treat me as a treasure in your hand.

16. The Buddha said: It takes five hundred times to look back at the past life in exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I would like to exchange for meeting you ten thousand times and tell you: "I really want to love you."

17. Valentine’s Day is here, I wish: all the handsome guys will call you, all the princes will send you flowers, all the macho men will lie down for you, and all the men will be jealous and fight for you! I wish you read the text message Happy Valentine's Day, beautiful woman!

18. In the station of time, I will make a wish called eternity; in the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. On Valentine's Day, I will spend it with you with true love. I hope our friendship will be sincere forever.

19. Meeting you is my fate in this life, falling in love with you is my happiness in this life, protecting you is my choice in this life, for you I have no regrets in this life, and my love for you will never change in my life!

20. Ever since I fell in love with you, my heart can’t let go of you. I hold you when I walk, carry you on my back when I’m tired, hold you when it’s cold, hold you against you when it’s hot, pretend to be you when I go out, you, you, you. , I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

21. Valentine's Day falls on Double Seven, and Double Seven means comparison. I send you a message on Valentine's Day to give you seven comparisons. Life is not what it used to be, happiness is unparalleled, idealism is as high as the world, happiness is everywhere, good luck is unparalleled, standing shoulder to shoulder with opponents, flying with a good wife. Wish you: Happy Valentine's Day!

22. Missing makes the crescent moon thin, and caring makes the charming breeze. On Valentine's Day, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl cross the eternal galaxy to witness the loyalty of love. May every year be like Valentine's Day, and may I be with you all the time!

23. Meeting you is a kind of fate, falling in love with you is a kind of beauty, and being with you is a blessing. , I would like to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

24. Legend has it that Valentine's Day is the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year on the Magpie Bridge. Folk lovers will beg the moon for sincere and romantic love on this day. By the time you get this message, someone has already missed you a hundred times.

25. Valentine’s Day is approaching. I’ll give you a bouquet of lilies to bring you a lifetime of brilliance. I’ll give you a bouquet of roses to promise you a lifetime of romance. I’ll give you a warm blue sky to bring you a lifetime. The warmth, brilliance and dreaminess!

26. I miss you very much in the distance, you know? No matter how far apart we are, no matter how far apart we are. Every Valentine's Day of mine will always belong to you, the love of my life.

27. When you need someone to listen, I am here; when you need a warm embrace, I am here; when you need someone to hold your hand, I am here. When you need someone to wipe away your sad tears, you know what? I'm here.

28. The raindrops tap on the window, the wind blows away the dreams, but your appearance is still lingering in my mind. I calm my heart at night, the moon shines brightly in my mind, and I give up half my life to be frivolous, just to support you soaring in love on the road of life. Valentine's Day is coming, I wish you the best and miss you.

29. Today, Valentine’s Day, I ask you if you love me? I dream about you so much and miss you so much. Your name penetrates my blood. Please make a vote today. Love me, love me, you have no choice, only by loving me can you be happy!

30. Your gentle footsteps, your soft laughter, and your pulse The pulsing eyes floated straight to my body, I carefully collected it, tied it in my heart, and made it an indispensable part of me!

31. Valentine’s Day is approaching, I wish you You receive seven gifts on Valentine's Day, a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace, and a true love. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.

32. Before I met you, the world was like a deserted grassland; after I met you, the world was like an amusement park. The past many years are like a wisp of smoke to me, and the infinite future career will be filled with boundless happiness because of you. Happy Valentine's Day!

33. The petals of longing rotate in the wind and fall on the lake of memories. The ripples of time spread, but your face is still clear. No matter how long it takes, no words, no words, my love for you will still be the same as when we first met, and it will not change in my life. A few words hide a thousand words, and each word is a reflection of longing!

34. Life is a wandering wandering, and everyone you meet is a beautiful accident. Friends can stop the wandering heart and move the indifferent heart. I like this feeling.

35. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there are only one minute left, I will say I love you. You! Happy Valentine’s Day, my dear!

36. What is love in the world? Reminiscing about the past, Weaver Girl and Cowherd. Looking at the Milky Way, the mist is vast. Take the Magpie Bridge and you are so close to the horizon. Take in the nine heavens, the sun, moon and stars. Send this love, forever and ever. Romantic Valentine's Day, may lovers get married eventually!

37. Sitting alone in the lovesickness chair, holding the lovesickness pen in hand, looking at the lovesickness moon, writing a lovesickness letter, every word of lovesickness, every drop of lovesickness tears, Everyone misses you! The sky is blue and the sea is deep, my love for you is true!

38. There are always some people who are worried and unforgettable; there are always some warm and sweet days that are most cherished. From spring and summer to autumn and winter, from stranger to familiar, although we don’t contact you from time to time, we will always miss you. Wishing my friends: Happy Valentine's Day!

39. Husband, no matter you choose a wife or a lover, I am your only choice, right? For me, you are the only one. Husband, Happy Valentine's Day!

40. The man loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses the Cowherd, the Cowherd misses Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses the Cowherd every year, Lang Lianniang comes to her mother to love her husband, and she misses her mother. Love Niang misses Lang Lianlang, misses Love Niang Lang. I’ll send you the Valentine’s Day information as soon as possible. If I don’t confuse you, my work will be in vain! Funny Valentine’s Day Sentences Part 3

1. Buy roses yourself, forget it, you will be laughed at; buy chocolates, forget it , you will get fat; light the candles, forget it, there is no lover; on Valentine's Day, I hope you and I will spend a happy Valentine's Day without a lover!

2. Valentine's Day wish: be a koala. , lying on a big eucalyptus tree and sleeping soundly. I am a koala, and you are a eucalyptus tree, Amen! I will stick to you, love you, and need you all my life!

3. The most perfect text message for Valentine’s Day: the person who receives it will never break up. You will always be your lover’s favorite, troubles will never come close to you, and a smile will always hang on your lips. Treasure this text message, and may my blessings always be by your side!

4. People remain the same, dreams remain the same. Still, the love between husband and wife remains the same; time changes, youth changes, but the love between you and me as husband and wife remains unchanged. Happy Valentine's Day!

5. I wrote my thoughts about you on a note, but it was blown away by the wind accidentally; I wrote my thoughts about you all over the streets, I'm sorry. , I was taken away by the police! But I also wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

6. I don't want to go to heaven, and I don't want to go to hell. I want to stay in the world and love what I love and hate what I love. Hate, I don’t want to be detached, I would rather stay in the world of mortals and fall!

7. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when we met twice, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you.

8. Those raised at home are domestic pigs, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Those who read this message are stupid pigs. If the one who is laughing is a stupid pig, and the one who is angry is a fat pig, ignore me. They are dead pigs, and those who don’t reply are worse than pigs. Happy Valentine's Day!

9. I miss you, I can no longer picture you, the night god pulled off the black face; you are happy in your heart; the text messages are full of love, from far away I come running here and there, sketching out a pair of red eyes that miss you.

10. I am water and you are mud. Together we shape the sky and the earth, and then we break into pieces under the sun. You and I refuse to grow old in the fragments. Happy Valentine's Day!

11. My love is like the stars in the sky, innumerable; my love is like a bunch of cabbage, which cannot be boiled; you are like a beggar to me, just show some love and run away. open. Please give me more love.

12. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

13. You should take good care of yourself when you are far away. Don’t catch a cold and have a runny nose. You can sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you! Happy Valentine’s Day!

14. Ever since I fell in love with you, my heart can’t let go of you. I hold you when I walk, carry you on my back when I’m tired, hold you in my arms when it’s cold, carry you when it’s hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, you, I have no temper. Because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine’s Day!

15. Valentine’s Day Tip: Reliable news, if you don’t buy your wife flowers on Valentine’s Day, she will put them in your vase A handful of green vegetables and a feather duster waiting for you to go home and kneel on the keyboard! So be sure to remember to buy flowers and go home!

16. There is no need to be sad or worried when you see a couple on Valentine’s Day. I have secretly taken Cupid’s little arrow and sent it to you along with this message. It won’t take long for you to enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine’s Day!

17. You and I are like Two hemispheres, when put together, become a whole. Feelings are the glue. The deeper the feelings, the stronger the bond!

18. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, mouse eyes. Bow-legged, with a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva.

19. Oh! My dear, let me tell you, on Valentine’s Day a thousand years ago, I didn’t go home. You thought I was fooling around, so don’t bother me, because there were no text messages at that time. So I have to tell you a thousand years later, I went to buy flowers.

20. The crescent moon hangs in the dark night sky, and the white hands hold flowers. The acquaintance between you and me is a myth. Since we care about each other, why not let’s get married!

21. Holding your hand is like holding a dog; touching your head is like touching a monkey; holding your waist is like holding a cat.

22. My dear, once I "scan" you, my love "program" will be "activated". Others say that we are very "compatible". It is a "hyperlink". Especially in the few days we met, our relationship quickly "upgraded"! Happy Valentine's Day!

23. On Valentine's Day, I miss you so much that I broke the phone line and burned out the mobile phone. Card, I emptied my wallet and took all my sleeping pills, hey! But I still miss you. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

24. Valentine's Day, a robbery for a lover, a plot for a human being, a robbery for a favor, a robbery for a lover, a love affair, one is all, one is a hundred, one is a hundred, of course this Valentine's Day I can't spend time with you, and I can't give you the roses that should have been yours long ago, but I will use my love for you to water these red roses, waiting for you to get them!

　25 , Thank you for getting to know you in this life, I miss you so much. I am sure that you are the love I pursue in this life. My life is bleak without you. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! Happy Valentine's Day! ;