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When going to Jakarta, Indonesia in the next few days, you should pay attention to customs, phone bills, etc.
Visa on arrival is 250 yuan, please pay bro. When walking down the aisle, look to the left, there will be people queuing up. Entering the alley on the left is to apply for a visa on arrival, which looks a bit like a ticket selling window for an attraction. If you go to the right or go straight, there is no sign-on-arrival gate. The last time I walked through the gate, I was stopped. So I went to the left, and when I asked, it was the place where sign-on-arrival was. The person reminded me if it was for sign-on-arrival. How can I sign on arrival? In Jakarta, don’t look at girls for too long, don’t touch other people’s heads, and be careful if you are tall. But you can bump into people. Last time I accidentally bumped into an Indonesian girl while walking, it was nothing. Last time I followed and captured the girl's back. I followed her a few steps and wanted to take more pictures. Damn it, an Indonesian security guard yelled at me and I ran away. But be sure not to be caught by the Indonesian army doing anything indecent, otherwise you will be given a pension and you will not be able to return to the country. The soldiers there are more crazy and the police are easy to talk to. The soldiers are all young people, bold, fierce-tempered, and unprincipled in their work. The police are mostly old and young. It is not easy to make money while working, so they will not go too far. When you arrive in Indonesia, look for the 0858 Indonesian mobile phone card at the airport. It is very cheap to make domestic calls at 0.50 cents per minute. So cool. Others, entry form, departure flight information, you have to look cool when passing customs, wear sunglasses, put on a fake tattoo, look up, don’t tip that guy, I was extorted 100 RMB by the customs every time. Every time the customs asks, "Gahji, gahji, damn, what are you doing with the money from my part-time job?" Those guys were helpless. Why are you sending text messages? It costs 0.50 cents per minute to make phone calls and send farts. That kind of card can still be used when you bring it back to China. You can use a 100 yuan card for one month, which is enough. Bonus points, extra points! ! ! ! !
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