Funny sentences asking for money

Money makes the mare go, but money makes the mare go. Money is nothing to the rich, but it is life to the poor.

* You have to pay the bill. Stop joking. Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Don't! Therefore, it is understandable that you have no money in your wallet.

* Money is the capital of life; Money is a symbol of wealth; Money is a tool for currency exchange; Money can benefit mankind.

* Put a photo of my wife in my wallet to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

*, the best state of making money: getting something for nothing; The best state of spending money: if you have money, you can spend it casually.

*, people in heaven, money in the bank, can rob the bank, can't go to heaven!

*, if you don't make money, you will be old. The right way in the world is to spend money. Don't be afraid, I hope to spend more and earn more.

*, no money, all met are uncles; Rich, all the people who see you are uncles!

*, rich people, people without money. Money is easy to handle, but everything is difficult without money.

*, what you say with money is the last word, and what you say without money is not emboldened.

If I am rich, it means that I have a lot of loans.

*, don't take money too seriously, in fact, a card is enough.

*, love does not necessarily have money, money does not necessarily love.

Money makes the mare go, but no money makes the mare go.

*, look forward and turn back; Attention! Look at the money!

The less money, the more proud you are, and the more money, the more shameless you are.

*, money is to be presumptuous, no money is to be restrained.

*, benevolence, don't eat or drink, and they were afraid to leave money to gamble!

*, earn if you have no money, and spend if you have money; It's no use paying for it.

*, when you have money, money is worthless; People are worthless without money!

*, have money to hold a money field, have no money to go home and get some money to hold a money field.

*, love is not enough, money comes together, a group of dogs behind money, and it is difficult to walk without money.

*, she fights for money, you go for money, why do people have to fight for money?

*, money can't solve all problems, but it can solve most of them!

*, men get bad when they have money, and women get rich when they get bad. Yes, it's all about money!

* Life is half about making money and half about spending money. Making money is pain, spending money is happiness.

*, money is not everything, no money is absolutely impossible. Rich people's money is worthless, and no one is worthless without money.

* I won't bend down to pick up pies falling from the sky, but I will bend down to pick up bills falling from the sky, because that's RMB!

* When I get rich, I have two toilets, a woman and a man. I want to go to the ladies' room. I want to go to the men's room.

*, a clever way to make money: make your own money and let others have no money to make it. Present a consumption reminder: spend other people's money and let others have no money to spend.