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Boyfriend wants to break up and spoof to save the copy.

Boyfriend is breaking up? Don't worry, how can such a small thing succeed easily? It doesn't hurt to prove it. Before leaving, he complained that my shoes had fallen off because of athlete's foot. Break up, he needs to be serious. Since this is a prank, we should fight back in the same way-he often forgets to change his toothbrush. You can change it for him, which is full of hair. Or, you can secretly get rid of his favorite team jersey and replace it with the ugliest one, let him risk his life after finding it, and then help him save it.

Break up? I'm sorry, but I disagree. How about we have a big project? If you like playing games, I'll accompany you through customs. If you like snacks, I'll find you a new taste. If you like movies, I will take time to watch the complete The Lord of the Rings series with you. Anyway, I just want you to fulfill my "little" wish and guard you full-time, even if this relationship doesn't stop.

Break up? This is also appropriate! But only if you give me a reason to earn enough attention, otherwise I can't even respond. For example, you can learn a new skill and show it off in front of him; Or, you go to the gym to exercise your eight-pack ABS and suddenly put on concert clothes when you drive to pick him up; Or, you posted a lot of wonderful status on Facebook, which made him feel scared. It doesn't matter. If he still decides to break up, give him an unexpected gift-prepare the love champion trophy in advance. Believe me, he will regret missing a goddess for the rest of his life!