Special Effects of Humorous Short Messages on Dragon Boat Festival

I wish the brothers and sisters in the forum a happy Dragon Boat Festival! Special news of Dragon Boat Festival!

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

3, take off your coat, you are white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, my heart flies to the outside of the cloud nine, ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

4. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! !

6. Zongzi should go deep into the sea because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

7. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

8. Tip: Wrap the mobile phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and the smell of zongzi can be smelled.

9. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

10, I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone, dear, let's jump into the river together!

1 1. Long ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians and finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong.

12, don't just eat zongzi, remember to give gifts to your husband and mother-in-law!

13, if there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

14, don't use words to express it, just use reality to have it. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

15, zongzi is fragrant, and it is fragrant in the kitchen. Artemisia argyi is fragrant and full of fragrance. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. There is sunshine everywhere. ....

16, where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

17, the work is wonderful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

18, a heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling awaits your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

You should pay attention to your health. It's worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. Take part in more exercise and play less mahjong when you have time. I wish you health every day!

In memory of the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more zongzi, although those zongzi should be thrown into the river.

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

22. The wind and rain are finally in the sun, and Miluo has nowhere to hang. Liu Hua should laugh at each other and wake up alone without wine.

23. Writing a cup of calamus and bamboo leaves alone, Pengcheng Cao Fang retired for the first time. I know Qu Yuan doesn't like Oujiang River, so why should the people pay tribute to Qu Yuan on such a luxurious Dragon Boat Festival?

24. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

25. Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

26. I am a leaf of rice, you are a layer of rice wrapped around you, you are a tooth, I am a sweet rice stuck to you, and how many meters in Zongzi represent how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or Zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

27. Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you as a gift with a little heartfelt care. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

28, Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, very lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

30. Don't use words to express it, just use reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

3 1, where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer you are separated, the closer you are. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

32. The workers are beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

33. A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

34. On the May Festival, the dragon boat is roasted, the dragon drum is ringing and the river is near. Hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

35. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe!