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Sweet words that make your wife happy.

Someone asked me who you think of first when you are lonely, who you think of first when you are lonely, and who you think of first when you are happy. My answer will always be the familiar name, and that is you. If you can make your wife happy.

Second, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.

If I leave in autumn, I will love you in the snow. If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

5. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of a new wife who has not died in 2 1 century!

Six, love is empty, I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy when the mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it; Anyway, all four are empty.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

Eight, love is the inner yearning, the sound of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine.

Nine, I can't think of what you think; Wear clothes without styling; I don't get along with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; Don't steal if your heart is fine; Pneumonia is atypical!

10. The leaders who congratulated you on Christmas are: Iran, who has no underwear; Panasonic belt in Japan; South Korean prostitutes; Soft and hard in Vietnam; Romania's anxious trousers were torn; The touch of Saudi Arabia is still tangible. . .

Eleven, baby, go to bed early. Be good.

Twelve, how are you? I miss you again. Did you miss me? Missed time always passes slowly. I really want to see you soon. I must take good care of myself when I am away.

Thirteen, Liang Zhu and become a butterfly stayed together, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl loved each other forever, the Seven Fairies fell in love with each other, and Yong Dong fell in love with each other till the end of his life. Love story is worthy of envy, a beautiful marriage is sincerely sought, you feel the fate with your heart, you hold hands and laugh, and your friends sincerely wish you happiness at an early date!

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

15. To send or not to send is a question. I tried to control myself, but I couldn't control myself in the end. Missing is like a flood bursting its banks, love is like a sandstorm, and there is no end to caring. I just want to tell you gently that I love you.

Sixteen, blowing a gust of wind brings you a piece of acacia, the next snow moistens your heart, hangs a crescent moon to illuminate my love, and weaves a star to shine sweet for you. Dear, tell you: I will love you more!

Seventeen, the softness of the spring breeze caressed the sadness of love, leaving sweetness; The coolness of summer rain washed away the suspicion of love and left sincerity; The bright autumn moon renders the cold of love and leaves warmth; The sanctity and simple love of winter snow left a happy face. Experience the true meaning of the four seasons and love will be sweet.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

Nineteen, there is only a good wife in the world, and how happy it is to have a wife. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you won't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

Twenty, you dream during the day and dream at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

2 1. Loving you is a sweet thing that I have to think about every day. Thinking of you is my greatest happiness. Caring for you is my favorite thing to do, and paying for you is something I will never regret. Dear, I hope you will remember my kindness and send you warmth and happiness!

Twenty-two, you dragged a pig shopping, very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, look at a person's grade and who he is with. Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

23. One day, I met a foreign guest. He stepped forward and said, I'm Hong. The foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi!

Busy days may alienate each other, but our feelings will never be forgotten; Don't let time dilute the wine of love, and don't let distance open the hand of missing. Times have changed, I still miss you!

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

Twenty-six, work pressure every day. When you go to work on time, you can do your work beautifully. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

Twenty-seven, southerners love northern food, and northern men and southern women love to eat it. The same love in different regions, together for a long time, love is always sweet. Friend, you don't have to wait, you don't have to hesitate, you dare to love if you dare to think, you don't have to care about its geographical restrictions, because time waits for no one, you dare to say love.

Twenty-eight, some people say: the loose left shoelace means I miss you, and the loose right shoelace means you miss me! I tied my left shoelace tightly and loosened my right shoelace, but the left shoelace was still loose. I can't help thinking about you!

Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our love last forever.

Thirty, in the world, love leads us, Lu Yu is with us, heart is connected, love follows you, brave, persistent, love unchanged, caring more, dedicated, unwavering, it is you, destiny takes a hand, happy marriage, and strive for happiness. Less words, no less reason, mental memory, and love.

Xiao Ming went to the seaside, and when he saw the sea, he couldn't help shouting: the sea! Mom! As soon as his voice fell, a huge wave hit his face. He was furious and scolded: Shit! It's a fucking stepmother!

Thirty-two, redeemable. Because if you laugh for a minute, I'll live another day. How to make your wife happy?

No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you. Dear, I love you a little more than yesterday.

34. An armored soldier was sleeping by a tree when two lions suddenly jumped out. The male lion said to the female lion, honey, we have lunch again. The lioness replied, the canned food has lost its appetite again!

35. You can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss me. You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never leave my deep attachment to you. You are everything when you are here, and everything is you when you are not!

Thirty-six, if not, I can't help it! ! Brother, I am lovelorn now, I tell you! Don't wait until you lose it to regret not cherishing it! That will be the pain in your letter forever! I helped you! Integral is a trivial matter, but feelings are a lifetime event! Wish you all the best.

37. My brother's whole hand was swollen by mosquito bite! My uncle was bitten by a tiger bee, and his whole foot has swollen since then! C: My sister was stung by something and her whole stomach swelled up.

Monkey finding notice: a hairy monkey has been lost. Features: dirty, runny nose, with a mobile phone, can read text messages. I love monkeys. Write back to my master as soon as possible! Master misses you now.

I don't miss you because of loneliness, rely on you because of fatigue, love you because of beauty, and bless you because of festivals. All this is because of your existence and will never change! Happy holidays, wife. Love you forever!

Forty, someone rode his bike into the street, crossed a junction and spread his hands. The traffic police saw it and exclaimed: Good palm! Someone waved happily and replied: comrades have worked hard!

Forty-one, girlfriend! When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush the toilet for you, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Okay?

Forty-two, if you want to make progress in life, you must remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

Forty-three, my girlfriend wants to break up with me. She said that she likes some small things, such as villas, cars and small billionaires. . . I don't even have one

44. You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a woman's heart, which is bottomless. You asked me how long I loved you. My love is like a foot wrap, which has a long charm. You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a money detector, which can prevent counterfeiting and distinguish authenticity. Welcome everyone to know more. Is it true that I love you?

Forty-five, on this day that belongs to women, I have something to say to you, which I have always wanted to say to you, and that is-I have two lives: one is when I was born, and the other is when I met you!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

47. I can't think of what you want; Wear clothes without styling; I don't get along with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; Don't steal if your heart is fine; Pneumonia is atypical!

48. Wife, I was with you in my dream.

Forty-nine, what's wrong? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompted a voice saying: The other party is streaking, please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

Fifty, the wolf invaded, and the small animals set up a death squad to fight. Mantis: I have two knives! Hedgehog: I'm covered in hidden weapons. The longicorn sings while swinging its tentacles: Hum! I have nunchakus! Nunchakus!

5 1. Love is the white snow on Mount Everest and the lamb on the grassland. Only when you taste it with your soul can it taste.

52. I don't miss you because of loneliness, rely on you because of fatigue, love you because of beauty, and bless you because of festivals. All this is because of your existence and will never change! Happy holidays, wife. Love you forever!

Fifty-three, six meet 9 and say: take two steps when you take two steps, and practice handstand; 0 meets 8 and says: If you are fat, you will be fat. Why should you wear a belt? 7 meet 2 and say: come on, don't kneel down again, I won't marry you; I haven't seen breast augmentation for several days!

If I leave in autumn, I will love you in the snow. If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven. ...

Fifty-five, long time no see, I miss you. Tomorrow is the weekend. Come out and get together sometime? Relax, forget the troubles of life, and embrace happiness. How's it going? Do you have a minute?

56. When a candle longs for light, it is destined to fall in love with the flame, even if it burns itself; Leaves long for freedom and are destined to chase the footsteps of the wind, even if they have to give up the protection of trees; We are passionate about love, so we are destined to meet and stay together for life!

57. Work is stressful every day. When you go to work on time, you can do your work beautifully. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

58. I am a satellite that always revolves around you. My life will always run on your track, not only rejected by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

Sweet talk to his wife

Sweet talk to his wife

1, Wife: Thank you for every meal and dress you cooked for me. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time!

2, your happiness, I will build, your confusion, I will make up, your covetousness, I will satisfy, your willfulness, I will give in, I love you.

3. May our feelings, like the stream of a mountain stream, flow long and thin. May our life be as prosperous as the newborn sun. May our family, like the bright moon, be warm and beautiful. May we be happy forever and live a sweet life!

4, wife, you are like a jade girl, you are my heart, you are three quarters of my life, you are my lungs, if I can't see you one day, I will be extremely anxious.

5, baby, I love you, this worldly noise, worldly gains and losses are just fleeting, only love is eternal. I just want to use this life to have and protect this love, not to say forever, but to keep my heart forever!

6, the wind did not move, the flag did not move, it is my heart moving; Blue sky, green grass, people's hearts; You asked me how much I love you. Only the moon represents my heart.

I feel happy and safe with your company every day, 365 days a year. There are 24 hours in a day, and there is always your concern and happiness in your brow. Thank you for your daily companionship and concern. My life is so beautiful because of you. Wish us happiness forever!

Don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll mop the floor. I will make money. I'll take care of it when I earn it. Smile.

Don't be sad, wife. Actually, I really love you. I really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love money. ...

10, I only have eyes for you, and only you make me unforgettable; There is only you in my heart, and only you let me create miracles; Love you hysterically!

1 1, I really want to accompany you to the Aegean Sea and let you and me settle down in the Aegean Sea; I really want to accompany you to Normandy, so that you and I can board the love Normandy; I really want to stay with you for half a month, so that you and I will always be sweet and romantic. Love you wholeheartedly!

12, wife, I miss you. I sent a message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

13, wife … I'm really stupid, you're angry! I don't even know how to cheer you up. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best food, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I'm really lucky to marry you. I'm really happy.

I met her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a longer time. It is fate that you and I met. Once the sea was difficult for water, you were the most beautiful in my heart. You and I will always be together. I am lucky to have you with me in this life; It's enough to have you with me in my life!

15, holding your hand, destined to give you care as always; Kissing your lips is destined to give you the love of your life. You and I agree that in the spring season, your story will always exist in the four seasons of reincarnation. Love you, wife.

16, wife, don't be angry. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow, and the hat you like. I'll pull your hair with you every day, take you to KFC and buy you a flower. For you. I am willing to give up everything. Smile!

17, wife, don't be angry. I won't smoke, drink, gamble or go to such occasions in the future. In the future, I will help you wash clothes, cook and procrastinate. I will make money. I will feed you and our baby alone. I will make you the most beautiful wife in the world.

18, if you are satisfied, please be your wife and be your servant. If you are sincere, you will be your lover. If you are a soul mate, you will be a happy lover. If you want to be a happy fool, your wife will be loved by everyone. You are the only one for me. Honey, I love you!

19, warm wishes, burning in my heart. The smile of hope brings me infinite affection. Your peace is my wish, and your sincerity is my happiness. Dear, I wish you a happy life.

20. Meeting you is my prison. I don't want to escape all my life. I just want to draw a prison for you. Falling in love is my baby. I never want to throw it away. I just want to give you a lucky bird. May you run happily with you.

2 1, the greatest luck is meeting you, the greatest happiness is falling in love with you, the greatest happiness is having your love, and the best thing is marrying you. Dear, love you all your life and be happy forever!

Wife, no matter how old you are, I will grow old with you. Don't cry. If you cry for one minute, I will be sad for life. Isn't there a song called mice love rice? Honey, you are rice and I am a mouse. I'd rather be a mouse of your generation.

23. Honey, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days! You have been crying for hours now, so I will live a few months less, and my wife will leave before you, but this can be redeemed, because every minute you laugh, I will live another day!

24, vows of eternal love, loves to talk, loves endlessly, and the love of both sides can't be finished. Care, love and pity are all yours.

25. No one and no one are destined to be together. Life is not long. Meeting you is the luckiest thing. I would like to warm your heart with my heart, hold your hand with my hand, walk through this long life together and give you happiness.

I have you in my life. I wish you a long life, never forgetting your two hearts, being accompanied by three students, loving forever, loving forever. I will watch for you in this life and accompany you silently.

27, wife, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for months.

28. Take care of your wife, remember that housework takes her place, roses express love, and chocolate makes her sweet. I wish you husband and wife love and happiness forever.

29. The love between you and me is not as deep as that between Romeo and Juliet; The meaning between you and me is not as real as that of butterfly lovers; But the love between you and me is absolutely pure. Never give up life!

30. The origin of past lives and the fate of this life-we met; Acacia at first sight, sweetness of knowing each other-we are in love; Never leave-we are together. Dear, thank you for accompanying me for so many years. I love you.

3 1, make a lifelong vow for my lover, and only collect you all my life, place it properly and keep it carefully. Avoid your shock, your pain, your hesitation, and your lack of guidance. Put on a white wedding dress for you, accompany you to settle down in a sea of people, and be lingering in this life.

32. Get along day and night, and occasionally make noise. Share a delicious table, you are the best chef. Love each other and have a happy life. I still love you, young man, until I grow a white beard. Dear wife, love you all my life!

33. You are the landlord of my world, and you can charge my sincere rent at any time. You are a creditor of time, and you can always ask for my romantic interest. Dear wife, I love you.

Sweet words to please your wife.

The latest sweet words to please your wife.

1, I don't have much money, but your health is my most precious wealth; I have accomplished nothing, but your happiness is my greatest happiness; I don't have any dreams, but being with you is my proudest ideal. Dear, stay with me, you must be healthy and happy!

2, I am waiting for you, if it rains, forget it, because I am afraid that you will get wet and get sick, and I will feel distressed; I love you, if I forget for a day or two, because I love you forever. Miss you, dear.

3. You can do nothing, but you can't be happy; Everything can be bad, but the mood can't be bad; Everything can be lacking, but confidence can't be lacking; You can forget everything except love! Full of love for you!

My eyes appreciate your beauty, my nose smells your breath, my ears listen to your instructions, my mouth expresses my love for you, my hands create happiness for you, my legs accompany you through life, and my heart is used to hold you, dear, I love you!

My world is a forest, full of all kinds of trees and flying birds, and I only have one tree, that is you, that is you! I love you!

6. I won't think of you every minute, but I will think of you when I breathe; I won't text you often, because I just want to tell you my thoughts and wishes in person. Miss your heart and never change.

7, for your happiness, I would rather give up the right to smile; For your happiness, I'd rather be in a miserable situation; For your sweetness, I would rather lose the meaning of living. This is the great magic of love.

8. I only know that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and after crossing the fence of the heart and the wind and snow in winter, beautiful flowers of love will bloom. Open your heart and hold your hand, I just want to walk into the most beautiful picture with you!

9. I would like to become an angry bird, try my best to fly to your side, break all your defenses, just to kiss your face hard and stay with you forever! Honey, I love you!

10, I am willing to turn into a breeze and blow your hair; I am willing to turn into a stream to cool my feet for you; I am willing to turn into sunshine and warm your palm; I would like to become Cupid and walk into your heart! I love you!

1 1, I would like to store the greatest tenderness in this life in your heart, so that every day in your life is full of spring and give you a happy blue sky. Love you forever, love you forever.

12, I am poor and have no flowers to send you; I am poor and have no place for you; I am poor and have no car for you; I am poor and have no bank card to pay you. However, I have endless love for you, which makes me rich!

13, my love for you is like a hundred flowers in spring; My feelings for you are as warm as the summer sunshine; My love for you is like a bumper harvest in autumn; I think you are as pure as winter snow. You are in my heart all the year round.

14, it's getting dark, I'm alone, who am I missing? I am thinking of you; The night is quiet, my heart, who am I worried about? I'm worried about you. Dear, I miss you so much when you are not around! Come back!

15, is the wind too sad, blowing white clouds with tears; Whether the raindrops are too violent to make the leaves lifeless; Whether I love you or not; I just want to be with you!

16, we have all experienced the ups and downs in the world; We have experienced a waste of time; No matter how big the storm is, we all feel it. Walking through Qian Shan, our love has solidified. Love you, your concern for me will always haunt me!

17, stretched out his hands, fingertips with acacia sadness; Close your eyes and bring your thoughts to the romantic ark; Sweet taste drops in my heart. I only want to hold your hand in this life and laugh at the wind and rain until I am old!

18, God will arrange many people to meet us, some people will forget it in a hurry, some people will leave memories, and some people will remember it for a lifetime and are willing to be together forever. To me, you are such a person, and I am willing to spend my life with you!

19, polished voice, singing clear songs for you; Transparent eyes, telling the heart; With you in my heart, everything else is eclipsed; Pour a cup of tea, cold, remember to drink; The temperature of holding hands is better than straightforward, and I am very happy with you.

20. If the sky is gloomy, you are a shining treasure; If the world is silent, you are the silent heartbeat; If life is sad, you are the support of happiness; Without you, I would go crazy at once!

2 1, if you haven't found a home, please come to my arms, let me warm you, care for you, take care of you, give you meticulous care, please give me a chance, let me protect you for a lifetime, ok?

22. Without the soaring of birds, the sky will lose its charm; If there are no fish wandering, the stream will lose its vitality; Without your company, my world will lose its beauty! Let's be together forever!

Sweet words to make your girlfriend happy.

Sweet words to make your girlfriend happy.

1. Since I got your love, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, the clear spring in the boundless desert and a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?

The strangeness of the past does not mean eternity. Inadvertently, the tacit understanding of feelings continued our friendship. In the lonely journey, I can receive your earnest care every day. I am grateful to have you with me in the world of mortals.

On this special day, all the blessings and greetings are in your cup, which is filled with our love, red and deep, until the bottom of my heart.

4. On the long night road, seeing the fire is hope; In the cold winter, it is warm to see fire. Friend, you are the light in my life, giving me hope and warmth!

Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is happiness, and accompanying you for life is inevitable.

6. There is a tacit understanding that the heart is connected, a feeling that is wonderful, and a happiness that is accompanied by you. Thank you, friend! Because of you, my life can be more colorful.

7. With you, the world is more wonderful, and with you, the starry sky is more brilliant; The world is warmer with you; I feel happier with you.

Thank you for coming into my life and playing the role of a friend. Maybe you are not the only one, but you are the best!

9. Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and welcoming tomorrow. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

10, like is not equal to love, like you can enjoy it without others' response; Love is a feeling that someone needs to sit opposite you, interact with you and be close to your heart. Would you like to sit opposite me all the time?

1 1, I am a satellite that always revolves around you, and my life will always run in your orbit, not only repelled by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

12, I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

13, I have told you many times, don't go out at night, but you just don't listen. No, I dreamed again yesterday morning, so I don't want to get drunk!

14, my love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

15, pain is the best of others, happiness is your own, troubles will be temporary, and friends will last forever; It's no big deal! Dude, I wouldn't be here today without your encouragement. Thank you.

16, sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

17. When you receive this message, it means that I love you, except that you secretly love me. In answer, you want to marry me, but if you don't want to, you can marry me. Correction, you have lived my whole life. In the storage room, your life will come back to me. In the transfer, you will announce your love to the whole world!

18, you and I have known each other for a short time, but your influence on me is so profound. Thank you forever, my best friend!

19, you are a big tree. You dream in spring, flourish in summer, mature in autumn and think in winter. The beauty of life is that you guide me to find it. Thank you for your hug and beauty!

20. Your guidance has given my heart ideal wings. No matter what happens tomorrow, say thank you from the bottom of your heart!

2 1, fewer reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains.

22, thank god, thank the earth, thank the network for letting you and me meet! Although I don't know that you are a whore, my porridge is getting more and more every day, and I will spill it when I identify shrimp.

Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and welcoming tomorrow. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

24. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

25. Give my regards and let Chang 'e hang on the laurel tree so that you can see it in the dark. Gently sprinkle my greetings in the wind, even if you are at the ends of the earth, you can feel them.