How to send a message to cheat your boyfriend on April Fool's Day?

You have to believe that there is always someone who is silently accompanying you. If you are happy, he will laugh. You are sad and he is lonely; If you are moved, he will be overjoyed! Haha, happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day is coming, I will send you a pair of "stupid shoes", a "stupid clothes" for your feet, a "stupid umbrella" for your body and a bottle of "stupid water" for your head. I miss you day and night and dream of you all the time. Xiaobai, where the hell have you been? Happy April Fool's Day. Pig-hunting notice: I lost a pure white pig. Features: smart, considerate, using mobile phones and looking for short messages, loving pigs, and returning information to the owner quickly after reading the information! Master misses you now!

I will always love you because you are always handsome; I hate you too much sometimes, because you are too unreasonable sometimes; I bless you today, because you celebrated the solar term today. I wish you a high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, your hands cramp, and others will get a raise if they work overtime! Get up, stop dreaming! Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge ends here. See you tomorrow! Confucius said: when fighting with bricks, you should look at your face and not be chaotic; No more, no more, no more; If you die, you don't have to forget it; No, the victim was a hero.